Go to any social occasion

>go to any social occasion
>”Wow user, you’re huge. You must lift weights”
>conversations mostly revolve around lifting weights/training/diet
>Have to keep maneuvering out of these conversations

I just want to talk about other things

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"i like to talk about other things"
>Whoa man difficult

Say something like “ahh I don’t hate talking about this stuff out of the gym” notice 20 minutes later topic or something similar stuff is brought back up.

people automatically assume you're stupid, shallow and uninteresting if you're too big
they're probably right tb h

Wow that was incoherent

*I hate talking about this stuff outside of the gym

People who are muscular and lean aren't very common in the bigger picture, thus people want Insight on what those people do to achieve that

I know, but I have led an interesting life and lived in a bunch of different places and read lots.

that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
if you want to to talk about something else than lifting, just do so. if they keep asking about lifting, keep the answers very short, or just start talking about other things.

"Nah not really. Gym once per week, but I do some pushups every morning!"
Do this and mog them all

you're welcome op

Tell them you are vegan and see where the conversation goes from there

lol imagine trying to impress people that you pretend you don't care about

Feed them increasingly more bullshit answers.
>yeah only do yoga and pushups
>I play a lot of badminton so I've got a lot of muscle
>cashews are my only source of protein
>I drink a lot of orange juice so that helps me build muscle really fast
>

Based

well you can talk about traveling with women. if course, that means you would hear all about their exploits getting railed by strange euro dick

wii fit and zumba

and the reason why they will believe is the fact that they are fucking retarded. 60% of them are overweight/obese and dont even know how to do basic caloric counting. You guys go to this realm of Jow Forums, talk to others who are often very advanced in many technical aspects...and then think its like that everywhere...ITS NOT. You can basically just tell them anything and they will believe it.

Just tell them that you dont work out and you just have good genes. Usually that switches the convo to something else.

holy shit is that real

I've told people the reason I'm so fit is >because I do a lot of zumba on the wii fit
>I cut out all sugar
>I stopped masturbating
>I stopped eating onions
Fucking impress all the normies lol

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I have to try that.

>”Wow user, you’re huge. You must lift weights”

Haha thanks! But no not really. I just swim and run a lot!

>yeah I do weightlifting and judo
Then invite them to come with you to practice or weights and watch how fitness is never ever brought up again.

Once I'm jacked I'm taking everyone I did it on a vegan diet. I wonder how many people will die because of my nefarious deception?

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