How do you learn sexual technique instead of just fucking like an animal, Jow Forums?

How do you learn sexual technique instead of just fucking like an animal, Jow Forums?

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That shits just a myth perpetrated by women to make you try harder.

Pretend your riding a horse for a while. Get your head to her chest and focus on getting your dick as far out of her as possible before slamming it back in. Do figure eights. Take side control and fuck her sideways then transition and fuck her from the other side.

Also observe the setting of a vibrator and copy them. 2 short thrusts one hard thrust etc. 5 short 5 hard. That sort of shit.

Animal is better though. I like to rear back and bite her like a velociraptor or a viper. That gets best results for me.

Practice with women that you don't care about. When I was going to lose my virginity to a girl who went to my school, I first hooked up with a lesser quality chick who wasnt in my circle of friends and didnt go to my school. I was able to practice on her a couple times without concern that I would embarrass myself with someone who's opinion of me mattered.

>myth perpetrated
*perpetuated

I've always just paid attention to my own pleasure and prolonging it for as long as I want to. If you do that you're naturally going to vary your speed and technique

Thanks bro.

based and redpilled; this is exactly what both the man and woman should do

Big dick technique (7"+): Dig your dick into her fornix (area past her cervix) and slam that repeatedly if you want to make her scream with pleasure.

>not chalking up and cracking an ammonia inhalant before sex
NEVER
GONNA
MAKE IT

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>caring about the womans pleasure

shiggy

supplicating pussy worshipping beta the post

the majority of you guys posting itt are focusing way too much on women and not enough on yourselves

this is good shit

You can do both m8. Hell most of the time they work in tandem. I get a way better orgasm if I make myself last longer. If I take my time, I will literally orgasm like a chick (super long with almost a vibrating type feeling). If I just thrust away, it just feels like my daily wank session.

>not working with her while she works with you to bring yourselves to an enormous simultaneous orgasm

Ask me how I know you've never had sex with someone who loves you, faggot.

>loving someone in 2018
man I am a uni student. I'll try to make her happy and get a good orgasm out of it myself but that love talk is taking it a bit too far.

Not him but I have not once ever had a simultaneous orgasm because timing that is basically impossible.

The closest I came was when I was close and she started cumming I just held her down and didn't stop and she was squirming around like crazy as I blasted inside her

Just finger her G spot and rub her clit at the same time. It is not hard.

They're pretty hard to pull off. I have a weird porn star dick though where I can just cum whenever so I've had better luck with it than most of the guys I know. Most 'simultaneous' orgasms are just what you described: she starts cumming and you go "oh shit I need to speed it up / finish this up" and cum a bit after.

I was in the same situation as you not too long ago. Make sure she enjoys herself, she doesn't need to orgasm every time, but if she has fun she'll be more likely to stick around.

t. 26 year old boomer who's been with his girl for over 5 years now

It's difficult but the more you have sex with someone, the more you can read each other's body language, the more you can perfect it.

i am a virgin fit and at this point i give up, i am 18 and i couldn't be bothered with women even though i could've fucked a few if i wanted to
am i gay or something?

Some girls like animalistic fucks
Some like slow fucking
Listen to her moans and note her movements and just go with it

yup

nah just under developed. It's normal and don't rush it. There are better things to do at your age. Sex and love can wait.

you sound like a pussy

I bet you often wonder if she actually loves you. That's why you're trying so hard at sex. You're scared of losing her. Or you've already lost her and you're coping

No I was 24 and in the same situation.

Unironically you need to just be yourself in front of other people. Don't worry about saving face or what people will think of you. Not everyone will like you but if you play the odds eventually you will pick up like-minded people and girls that are interested. As long as you are on track with the other aspects of your life (regular exercise, good diet, working towards a successful career) people will accept you.

< just be yourself bro

>8:23 AM

It's instinctive and really not that difficult. It's important that you display masculinity, desire, passion and prowess. Remember everything is about sex except for sex itself.

I also dislike the advice of "just eat her out/finger her bro then it doesn't matter how you fuck". There is no better joy than making a woman cum from penetration.

dont be yourself if you're a self-hating loser with no career prospects. Be a version of you that is likeable and/or pursuing success. You can also define success on your own terms. The point is that being miserable and awkward with no goals only drives people away.

>you sound like a pussy
Kek sure man. A pussy that goes to a top uni, has a solid group of friends and FWB's along with a great internship for a company that's already offered me a full time position when I graduate. If this is being a pussy, then man being a pussy is great compared to the lazy asshole I was in highschool.

its not that i can't get laid
i could've lots of times, but i prefer to jack off and just chill at home
i feel like sex is just a down grade from masturbating even though i've never tried it and i can't see the point of trying to get something worse than i already i have

A girl's pussy feels way better than your hand and is addictive

Since you're 18 you've probably totally associated your sexuality with watching porn & masturbating.

The fact that you feel it necessary to list so many things to show that you're not a pussy proves my point. Who are you when everything has been stripped away?

Mirin digits tho

>Everything is about sex except for sex itself.

That's actually very good advice. Sex is honest. No way to go about it. It's representative of your relationship with her. If it's meaningless, it will be so for her. If she loves you, you love her, you'll be taking care of each other. If you're implementing "technique" it will go over about as well as the "techniques" you use in the relationship do. Probably forced and out of place and ill-timed.

even if it isn't about sex i feel like women in general are dumb as fuck and have no emotions

They are dumb but far from having no emotions, they are consumed with emotion. Pornstars which show up to get fucked on camera for $2k show no emotion.

Women generally are emotional to the point of acting like retarded children and doing stupid shit to get your attention.

>have no emotions
Have you ever talked to a girl

cringe

many

Condom sex

use the fucking internet

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>Using a condom
lmao

No. Sex is dominance, not honesty.

seriously. I feel like most early 20 something girls are on the pill at this point. at this point I'm just worried about STD's when I go raw

>tfw came inside most of the 19 girls ive had

feels good.

You listen to your partner.
I don't mean what she has to say (well, it can't hurt), but the sounds she makes.
That, and practicing finger and tongue stuff.
Trust me.

lmao what a waste of a GET. how big of a faggot are you repping your e-stats to anonymous strangers

>That, and practicing finger and tongue stuff.
t. dicklet

I don't wonder if she loves me ever, because she shows me how much she does every single day. I don't even try hard 90% of the time, I just do.

>one trick pony

it's both though. A man dominating a woman in bed is the only time anybody is honest about gender in our backwards ass society

>taking advice from Jow Forums

Glute Bridges and Jefferson Deadlifts, heavy n high rep

You are just underdeveloped, as user said. Start living a more active life, the rest will come together.

Learn Coital Alignment Technique (CAT). It's a game-changer.

the best predictor of whether or not a woman will have an orgasm is how physically attracted she is to her partner
so your best sexual technique is to lift

test

how tf do I lose my virginity Jow Forums? and without embarrassing myself? I've this girls rub my dick in my car a few nights ago but she's kinda weird looking and I felt her whiskers prick me when we kissed, which was disgusting. I think I can do better, but I'm afraid of getting too anxious with a hot girl.

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pump and dump the uggo
If you don't know why she deserves it, she does.

>i felt her whiskers prick me

top kek user ty

How can I practice sex at home without buying 20 pounds of pussy and ass? I think I've heard shit like planks and pushups for missionary?

k. I got her number. How do I go from "hi how are u" to fucking? I really have no idea brah.
I wanted to kms everytime.

Exactly the thing I wanted to talk about ! How to do that effectively? Have a good source? I don't think a girl can actually enjoy herself from penetration alone. That's not what they are doing when they masturbate. They stimulate their clit.

>How do I go from "hi how are u" to fucking? I really have no idea brah.

>"shave your mustache and come over tonight"

>and without embarrassing myself?
nothin embarrassing about getting layed, friendo. if you are worried about embarrassing yourself by losing your virginity, then you'll be an incel.

Perpenitrated

Just move out of your paren't place and get a fleshlight or equivalent with a shower suction cup adaptter.
Bang that shit every morning when you shower, try to last longer, and cleanup is ezpz since you've got hot running water and easy clean surfaces right there.

bruh

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this is pretty shitty advice

for starters you're flipping a coin on whether the lass is into that type of deep stimulation

secondly if she's wearing a coil you're gonna be pretty fucking uncomfortable

This seriously better be a shitpost

It's easy m8. You need to push your hips down into hers and grind together. You should feel your lower stomach/dick stem area pressing into her mons pubis. You should be at the point of maximum penetration. I've done this a lot when having sex but didn't know there was an actual term for it. I just did it because it felt like the right thing to do sometimes.

I'm actually in the process of moving out right now, and I was thinking of buying an onahole or some shit.
The house I'm moving into is kinda old and shabby. I mean I could live in a shed but girls care about that stuff I've heard, but I guess once I get her in the house she won't bail because the wallpaper is old.

Also the house is up in the mountains and she can't just go out the door and walk home.

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is it bad if I encourage eating disorders Jow Forums?

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>trusting women
>risking an unwanted child
>risking having to handhold someone through an abortion

I got burnt once and ended up paying for an abortion. Never. Ever. Again.

>being this jelly

This tho

Follow up because this is actually one of the best techniques for making a girl cum. Every single time I start doing this the girl starts moaning and responding very positively. This is also why have a monster dick is somewhat overrated. Hip slamming fucking is great and when you can grind together like this it feels great vs having half your dick in her and not be able to go deep/grind/be really close. Obviously some women can take bugger dicks compared to others which is why vagina and dick compatability is also important.

>tfw massive tits nympho goth gf
>dont give a shit about technique
>last ages while she moans the whole time

>start worrying about technique
>last 2 seconds

The worse thing you can do is be a bitch

Ok, I'll just try that next time. It actually makes a lot more sense. Always wondered what the the fucking point of the clitoris from a evolutionary standpoint was. But yeah... If you are supposed to actually grind your pelvis on her clitoris then...

The clitoris is what the dick becomes if the fetus turns male. If it stays female it doesn't develop but still gets nerve endings and the whole shebang.

I mean not getting it up, or cumming too fast.

I meant from the standpoint of the theory of evolution. I din't understand why the clitoris wasn't stimulated with the back and forth movement. Din't make sense to me that there was a desynchronization between male's pleasure and female's pleasure. I think CAT is most probably the way we are supposed to fuck and have been fucking in the course of evolution.

Eh, I don't think evolution cares about the woman's pleasure to that extent. Even without a clitoris humans were gonna bang enough to get by.
In many animals the female just stands still (in estrus) and lets the male do this thing. It's not mainly about pleasure, it's about doing her job and getting babies in there.

The existence of the clitoris in all womens means that the first individuals who got a clitoris (in his primitive form) were more likely to breed than the rest right? Maybe they were breeding more only because they were enjoying it more and were more inclined to have sex. It's easier to bang the ones who actually want to be banged.

OP is a Canadian horse rapist.

Yeah but the clit is basically a vestigial micro penis. If women were meant to orgasm easily the vagina would make them orgasm. It may have some minor role to play but it's pretty much a less pleasureable tiny penis

The clit probably evolved from male ancestors and a lack of specific sexual dimorphism, rather than being especially useful

Concentrate on prolonging your own pleasure. Ignore her.

There's no fucking to be done from side control, my mans. I can see missionary in her guard, then knee slice into half guard to begin passing the guard, fucking from the side, into either mount, or side control, and while there's no fucking there, they can be used to take the back, in which case you can do spooning, doggy, reverse cowgirl. And in the case you can't keep the pozish, just make sure she doesn't roll for a kneebar, and don't let her get away so you just lock her down in your guard, where if you control her posture you can initiate the cowgirl pozish, where if you're flexible I always like to tranzish into omoplata (of course if you go do omoplatas you should know the counter to the common rollout escape where you end up in spiderweb)

Unlike most of the bullshit you'll hear in response my advice comes with the experience of having had sex thousands of times. I'm an oldfag that's been married for 18 years to a woman that believes using sex as a bargaining chip is distasteful. In short, I've completely figured out pussy.

1: she has to be warmed up. Maybe her pussy was wet and plump before you started undressing her or maybe you have to turn her on. Either way, she needs to have an engorged, moist pussy in order to have the best time possible.

2: learn how to touch her clit. Trust me, just mashing it like a controller button is inefficient.

Quickies and hard fucks are fun but you also need to spend time focusing on giving her orgasms. Most women need more than penetration to accomplish orgasm.

They like grinding. Learn to be patient and just let her use you as a fuck stick sometimes.

3: Ask her what she likes. Be a good listener.