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Fictional goal personality thread
I'm sorry, Bongo. I'm strictly butter-side up.
Cringe why don’t you just go out and be the person you want to be? What’s stopping you user? Are you nervous shy anxious self conscious? You can make it i believe in you.
>vroom vroom
>dude, just bee yourself
SNIVELRY
>not being based Itachi
>tfw no racecar johnny bro to lift with me at the gym
>tfw no racecar johnny bro to give me a ride to the gym on his powerful car
>tfw no racecar johnny bro to give a brojob as thank you for giving me a ride to the gym
>tfw no racecar johnny bro to scream VROOM VROOM while I blow him no homo
why even live at this point
The only correct answer
Just give me the dynamite Pete
I don't get why people like him so much, is there something missing from him in the show that was in the books?
I went into the show expecting a strong, pragmatic, and uncompromising leader like everyone said. Instead he struts around mumbling about Justice and "muh throne", then gets btfo almost every time and runs back crying "Melisandre pls".
Just some guy whose reach exceeded his grasp and who tried to fill the gap between the two with help from a paranormal entity he didn't even understand. Like a cautionary tale not to lean so heavily on power that's not your own
Too dangerous. Gonna kill all yourselves if I let you touch it. Better to leave it buried - safer that way.
/tv/ made a really long chart explaining the differences between his show and book version, there is a fucking lot but sadly I only have it saved at home
+1
That might explain it. Show stannis was a disappointment after how much people praised him
Basically my personality irl
cringe
he's just passive-aggressive most of the time. won't work unless you're a feudal lord with a penchant for mass murder.
>Fictional
I would go for Alcibiades for the kek, or for Friedrick II Hohenstaufen if only I was worth it
I address you directly, Antony. Please listen as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck.
You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age. You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction. You are Rome's Helen of Troy. But then a woman's role has always suited you best.
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>”Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing."
>Theon's laugh was half a titter, half a whimper. "Lord Ramsay is the one Your Grace should fear."
>Stannis bristled at that. "I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"
>You must not call him that! A wave of pain washed over Theon Greyjoy. He closed his eyes and grimaced. When he opened them again, he said, "You do not know him."
>”No more than he knows me."
>”Knows me," cried one of the ravens the maester had left behind. It flapped its big black wings against the bars of its cage.
>"Knows," it cried again.
>Stannis turned. "Stop that noise."
My man.
If you are Cicero and you know it clap your-
Oh.
this thread makes me happy
Rome was based
Wow that's quite a lot of differences. Show Stannis seems like he's just putting in a strong front while leaning heavily on a supernatural crutch while book Stannis the the excellent leader people were hyping up.
what happened at actium, bud?
gentle, menacing, cool, dorky, all at the same time
AS I LIVE AND BREATHE
Perfection
High quality
One of the only right answers
based
For anyone else who had to search for this sauce: The anime is Outlaw Star
Please don’t make me side with the powder gangers Pete... I’m getting real tired of your bull shit.
>nobody says takamura
this board is full of faggots
Magic man from adventure time, but desu I'm probably already there lol
How do i stop giving a fuck about everything and still look cool as fuck?
Severe depression + being hot
Im halfway there, then
Bebop is overrated
This outlaw star is godly
Outlaw star is good but ... no
Just look at the fucking animation and you’ll know that’s BS
>mfw Sarada is a Narutofag and Boruto is a Sasukefag
These family bloodlines will never not be fags for each other huh?
have you tried not giving a fuck and looking cool?
Only teenage girls prefer Cowboy Bebop
> trusting Wikipedia
> caring about jap marketing practices
>Japs don't know how to market to their audience
I unironically loved the aesthetic/concept of Infinite.
Columbia is America on steroids, it’s the dream
STUDY
Stop posing and start getting good at something