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>haha check out this weird community of people
>"These people think not masturbating gives you superpowers", I don't know that this is a figure of speech because I've done no research into what this is, and I apparently can't tell this statement is hyperbolic
"These people are pathetic", the people trying to abstain from addictive activities that they think are bad for them. This isn't me
>nofap isn't real, because I masturbate all the time and I feel fine. I've never tried not masturbating so I don't have a comparison, but yeah
>masturbating (not masturbating, just having an orgasm) helps prevent colon cancer, so this negates any negative biological effects it could have. I just heard that that masturbation does something to your biology, but apparently it's still ridiculous that masturbating has any kind of effect
>"I masturbate all the time lol", proceeds to stretch this joke out for another 5 minutes. Masturbating is funny, sex is funny
Another non-opinion, hilarious musing about the world of today that his fanbase of idiot redditors can use to feel above people.
