>haha check out this weird community of people >"These people think not masturbating gives you superpowers", I don't know that this is a figure of speech because I've done no research into what this is, and I apparently can't tell this statement is hyperbolic "These people are pathetic", the people trying to abstain from addictive activities that they think are bad for them. This isn't me >nofap isn't real, because I masturbate all the time and I feel fine. I've never tried not masturbating so I don't have a comparison, but yeah >masturbating (not masturbating, just having an orgasm) helps prevent colon cancer, so this negates any negative biological effects it could have. I just heard that that masturbation does something to your biology, but apparently it's still ridiculous that masturbating has any kind of effect >"I masturbate all the time lol", proceeds to stretch this joke out for another 5 minutes. Masturbating is funny, sex is funny
Another non-opinion, hilarious musing about the world of today that his fanbase of idiot redditors can use to feel above people.
Dogs hump random stuff, monkeys jack off. Masturbation is a natural response for when females cannot be found. The issue is that the modern human mating ritual is much too long and favors females too much. I’m not saying hypergamy is the answer, I’m saying monogamy would work better if we still did stuff like arranged marriages where courtship is short and sweet and the couple either falls in love quickly or learns to make the best of each other over time.
Jason Bailey
wtf i love nofap now
Jack White
>jerks off all the time
>is out of shape >has mental issues >has weird looking autistic wife >has dying channel
It checks out
Nathaniel Barnes
Pretty good rule of thumb to do the exact opposite of what a jew tells you to do.
This kike speaks with his eyes. Tourrest ass nigga. Based on how his wife speaks, I bet that kikette masturbates daily. There is nothing wrong with practicing sexual abstinence. Of course this kike would object to that.
He doesn't seem to understand that this is meant for porn addicts.
Samuel Rogers
Oh wait, I didn't watch it yet. I don't see the issue.
Brody Green
he actually seemed pro nofap, he just thought the superpower thing was retarded because that's how it was presented
Easton Turner
(((It's))) afraid, (((IT'S))) AFRAID
Dominic Jones
Ethan is a Jew rat that scams his fans with microtransactions in his dumbass mobile game and dropped his spaghetti in front of Bill Burr youtube.com/watch?v=Ys2mQ_Anwug
Yeah well you're also an idiot but I didn't make any gay threads about you
Michael Nguyen
Fat jew stoner with a compulsive nervous twitch.
Yeah, he's really going to dissuade me from trying to improve my life.
Chase Torres
why is this even a talking point? no fap helps you be more alert and active and a bit more assertive and alos allows you to be more disciplined in general, that's it. faggots who blow this shit out of proportion to discredit the notion are the worst
Josiah Williams
>those 20 seconds faps and their cancer looks like low intensity fapping is better than HIT fapping
Daniel Lewis
Umm sweaty there's a reason I don't let a dog cut my hair or a monkey do my anal waxing it's because they're not humans but disgusting filthy animals. Dogs also sniff each others bums and suck their own dicks does that mean we should be doing it too. Monkeys also kill each other over food and have sex with dead dogs does that mean we should do it too?
Camden Jones
Lets be real, no youtuber will be as quick or have the charisma of an actual successful stand up comedian.
Connor Bailey
>i masturbate all the time and I feel fine Didn't watch the video but if he genuinely said something like this then this nigger is deluded. He's just been complaining about his recent depression
Aaron Butler
>become rich and famous by making gay vape memes for Redditors >Is depressed despite this >Masturbates obsessively >lashes out at people who say masturbating to porn is bad
Jonathan Wright
this was something I realized myself. I thought I felt fine despite the fact that I was fapping every day because that was all i knew. I did not ever once think to not fap since I never had a proper frame of reference. My god I never realized how sluggish and overall unfocused I was. I knew I had a case of brain fog but I never thought it was from my constant fapping that caused it
Jordan Perry
NOFAP = COPE
There's tons of reasons why you suck at life and masturbation is NOT one of them. LMAO just look at this chinlet who faps EVERY DAY and he's better off than any of you could ever be.
Stop looking for scapegoats. It's not that simple. I mean, congrats. You're now a weirdo who doesn't fap and everyone ridicules you even more. That's what you fanatics and cultists deserve. Fucking LMAO at all this shit.
Austin Allen
To play devils advocate here, if that was what I was known for I would be depressed and think about killing myself too.
William Roberts
All of that stuff is natural though and you were arguing it wasn’t natural. I hope you didn’t just get angry and type out something retarded.
Ian Edwards
>cope >Jow Forumsbraincels
Nathan Cruz
Yes indeed, raping is also natural doesn't mean we should do it, humans are smarter than animals
Cooper Diaz
Sorry he offended your cult OP.
Jack Campbell
>implying half of Jow Forums aren't r/braincels users
Easton Turner
>ethan of all people making fun of others embarking on nofap as a form of self improvement >negligent of the fact that many of these people are depressed and see this as a major step in changing themselves >belittles them, even calls them pathetic >makes a video seeking sympathy clicks for his own depression
You got it wrong. I like making fun of incels, nofappers, /fast/ and all that crap.
Brody White
>yew does yew behaviour Shocker
Sebastian Young
NoFap is a very real thing, I did it for 90 days and it permanently changed my life. My testosterone is through the roof and I feel in control of everything, way better than before I did it. Now I jerk off basically every day but that doesn't undo the benefits.
Ryan Morris
>listening to an e-celeb jewish scoundrel
Carson Cooper
What a shocker, ugly, lazy, stoner jew doesn't like nofap?
Landon Torres
Hitler practiced sexual abstinence. There’s a reason why this kike is against it.
>talentless jew getting upset over real people not being obsessed with sexual gratification 24/7 Who woulda thunk
Grayson Hall
Dogs also eat their own shit >eating your own shit is natural bro dogs do it
Nolan Foster
This. Also OP, are you really surprised this Jew is trying to convince people that watching porn and jacking off is fine? After all he's the guy who screams "BLACKED.COM" for 10 minutes in his video to his audience of 12 year olds. With Jews, you lose.
Holy shit, i can't believe this eyebrow rolling faggot is still making these podcasts after being embarrassed by bill burr. Granted nofap is still a meme, but wow. The balls on this prick.
John Gomez
The money is still piling in goy!
James Collins
Jews have zero shame. Really.
Kayden Morales
Why do people give a fuck if other people jerk off or do nofap? Do whatever you want, and let others do what they want. I dont like jerking off because it makes me feel weak and lethargic but I dont give fuck if others want to do it
