User, it's me or the gym

>well THOT its me or instagram then

diamond dozen*

I ignored my fitness once, I cannot do it again, even for a thot.
I'm sorry, slutty one.

pretty much this

Gym make me fuck girls thousand better than you, fuck off

based

this. there are two ways to be free:

1. learn that the voice inside your head is just a voice and it's not really you. you don't have to listen to it
2. understand that a woman should never take priority over your own well-being mainly because women are just not worth it
2.5. learn2loveBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>He wouldn't give me ultimatums
are you retarded?

The gym will never betray me. Begone thot

>accept I died for your sins or burn in hell
user, I...

You already served your purpose thottie
Absolutely based

okay sorry princess, I'll quit the gym, anything for my daddies girl.

Blessed and Christpilled.

>jesus posters
Here’s another (you)

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Peace, bitch

i mean the only reason i go to the gym is to get a GF so if i had one yeah id quit

he just wants to sabotage you. she's already decided to leave you and wants you to become fat and dyel out of spite.

I will pray for (You)

>being this much of an estrogenboy

Truly enlightened user

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The brilliance of Christcucks

>sure honey! i'd do everything for you
>do calisthenics at home as i did before going to the gym
>love me unconitionally or suffer for eternity

>that line down the tummy
Worth it babe let’s get some pizza

Its not a ultimatum. Its an easy decision not to be a degenerate scumbag. I'll pray for you

>stop lifting for her
>her feelings change and she leaves regardless of how good the relationship is
Yeah dude just destroy your life for a girl lmao

>falling for the hell = inferno torture chamber meme

Death is oblivion, it's eternal sleep. God will not force someone who does not love him into heaven. That's rape on a spiritual level.

Ecclesiastes 9:4-6 & 10 (ESV)
4 But he who is joined with all the living has hope, for a living dog is better than a dead lion.
5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing, and they have no more reward, for the memory of them is
forgotten.
6 Their love and their hate and their envy have already perished, and forever they have no more share in all that is done under the sun.
10 Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with your might,for there is no work or thought or knowledge or wisdom in Sheol, to which you are going.

there are at least a dozen times his pops did them in like the first few chapters of the bible

Blessed

Fit is by far the most unintentionally hilarious board. Thank you

But why? It doesn’t hurt you in any way, so can I have a reason?

>woman
>talking resulting in anything other than her opinion or breaking up

>Whoever is not with me is against me
>i bring not peace but a sword
>Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
hell is real, don't let your heresies wind you up there

redpilled, blessed, and based

Dropped

Imagine if she just swallowed some seawater and it acted as a laxative and she had anal leakage. Haha. And she asked you to put sunscreen on her. And you put it on her butt and it mixed with the leakage. Haha. Imagine the smell. That would be crazy dude haha

>bye

I didn't say it wasn't real, I said it's not what you see in the paintings depicting Dante's Inferno.

>resorting to logic with women

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At least admit it's an ultimatum instead of trying to make him out to be some kind of passive aggressive Supernatural pussy.

I'm pretty sure he does; believe in me or perish forever.

>I am the way the truth and the life, none come to the father but through me

fastest way to not make it

even if you turn his back to him hell be there if you want to go back

>Its not a ultimatum
>its an easy decision

Ultimatum's aren't "easy" questions, moron.

>think you know about hell, kiddo?
>you should meet my ex-wife

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she can still leave you
gym will never leave you

Ok.
*Cums*

Hahahaha B E G O N E T H O T

this is the type of high quality boomer posting that this board needs but doesn't deserve

It's literally love him or burn for eternity...

It's grappling day, I had to fight better thots than you off of me because they wanted to sit on my face and choke me.

And take those ugly fucking glasses with you.

>user, it's me or the gym
real nigga hours I would just smash and dash, I ain't gona lose sleep on a girl that doesn't respect me improving myself

I'd just say "I choose you" and tell her I'm leaving to do something else and just go to the gym.

that's your choice not an ultimatum

>stop doing everything that made you attractive to your partner in the first place
>gradually become unattractive in more ways than just physical
>suddenly you both resent each other
>can't figure out what happened
Why do people do this to themselves?

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My mother is a fucking unicorn (female programmer, but not the blue hair type, like the boomer first women into programming type) and is probably up there among the few most logical women I've ever met, and yet when it comes to argument she still struggles to argue logically.

Going into an "argument" with a woman being equipped with logic isn't gonna really get you anywhere. Your best bet is to be able to remain calm and not respond to emotional bullshit. If you even entertain a woman's ultimatum, you've already lost.

>it's one or this harsh other
>not an ultimatum

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100% basedpilled

That bitch is cutie as fuck sorry boyos she wins looks like im doing calisthenics at home from now on

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cringe and bluepilled

based borderline personality disorder poster

K pissoutbye

sounds like you wanna fuck your mom, bro.
thats hot

Based and redpilled

it's a trick. if you give up your priorities and fall out of shape she will leave your desperate dyel ass

>tummy
i bet you smell like diapers

actually this

Get the fuck out of here you little bitch.

I think you need to look up what an ultimatum is

Chaste and breadpilled

See ya, bitch.

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>trying to reason with a woman

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obviously any THOT-grade slut who does this gets the door, but THIS isn't your average THOT. Goodbye gainz

lifts b4 sniffs bro

i would do anything to eat that piece of ass

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>When are you leaving?

absolutely based and alphapilled

>If I can use you as a gym thats fine, lets try it out
>*HIP DRAAAAVE*
>k, brb gym

kike

>"You"
>Still go and lift
BTFO

who dis

this

Whoop whoop who needs help the paras have arrived!

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So you'd do it for two men?

user, how much fucking time do you spend at the gym? This is ridiculous. Manage your time better.

It's whatever, bro. Honestly though just meant unicorn in that women who are capable of logic are incredibly rare, because that's a masculine trait. Women who are completely logical aren't attractive and are usually complete cold cunts, but they are still rare.

Based

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