Not taking cold showers

>not taking cold showers
>not doing nofap
>not meditating
>not exercising

never gonna make it

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Go outside and throw a ball, nerd. Getting off your computer would be better for you than all of that crap combined.

People who do nofap are test free cocklets.
>bbut what about the anecdotal evidence?

this. I fap a lot because I'm a horny montherfucker. lmao at these betas that go monk mode or whatever

i did nofap for like a month and got
arrhythmia, doc told me i was very swx frustrated wich lead into a very high stress that caused that, i had short of breath and felt tired and too weak to lift, after some weeks it dissapeared and added cardio to my routine

conclusion: dont repress yourself

lick my bootyhole

Imagine being this afraid of being wrong

Quite true

The "I fap a lot because I have such a high sex drive lol" meme is so fucking gay, if you were really that horny you'd be out smashing fat hamplanets and 2/10 rejects but you're really just an addict making excuses for your degenerate habit

>not reading the Word of God daily
never gonna make it

Ur a walking meme. What's next? Your favorite book is meditations?

based and balled

This is the correct answer

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started doing OMAD and nopoop, never felt better in my life

>not constantly stressing yourself
>not constantly being in pain
>eat whatever the fuck you want
>focus on artistic pursuits
>fuck bitches based on your own social status
>not having to be vain and waste your life on narcissistic pursuits

Feels good

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i'm not but, i did used to fap a lot AND i literally smash fatties all the time, whenever i cant get a hotter chick for w/e reason. i literally don't give a fuck, i've fucked women 30 years older than me

im high test as FUCK

>mfw i shoot heroin all day
living the life while pathetic retards are a slave to society

pics with timestamp or go larp on /b/ faggot

I’m confused are you saying that you’re action bronson?

you realize there are millions of heroin addicts right

Idk not him but it’s not that hard to believe. There’s a ton of junkies out there mate

>not fasting

Psilocybin is the best drug.

All that happens if I nofap is my standards drop and I go find some fuckpig in a bar. Then hate myself afterwards. Just fap less and stop using porn. Pursue meaningful relationships with women that you wouldn't be ashamed to introduce to your mother.

I did nofap for a couple months and was just frustrated. I was fapping like crazy around the time I got my gf and good things started happening. You just need to stop watching porn.

You are a beta male lol

i'm
i dont get the "shame" in fucking fatties. i love that i get to cum all over their face and big tits and basically degrade them all i want.

how the fuck does this make someone hate themselves lmao fag

I'm literally doing all those things except cold showers for the past month and my entire fucking life has changed. I actually look forward to getting up at 4am to run outside.

I can't wait for it to get colder.

ebin doomer post, user

>mfw don't shoot herion all day
living the life while pathetic retards are a slave to a chemical

idk something about that post just made it not believable. maybe because we're on Jow Forums and maybe because it came off as so arrogant

but yea i'm not buying it w/o a timestamp

But would you take them to meet your friends or family? No. They're just fuckpig. Plus the only reason you're fucking them is because you haven't got the chops to get something better.

Plus the sex is absolute garbage compared to a girl who's in shape. Fatties in my experience are lazy and inflexible and harder to move.

Lastly after so much casual sex I realize that it's not fun enough to justify the risk of STDs, pregnancy, rape accusations, and potentially being seen with her by friends.

I just want a girl who I don't want to kick out after I'm done.

Cope harder