Got my first mire this week

got my first mire this week
>couple girls sitting behind me in class
>each offer to arm wrestle me
>beat both of them easily
>"woah look at user's biceps, i never knew you were so buff"

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you experienced something normal? nice going fag

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>built like a house but act like a squirter
Guy in work taking the piss out of me. By calling me a squirter.
>he doesn't know how much being called a house means to me

shut up faggot i bet ur 500lbs overweight and no woman has ever enjoyed your company lol

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Salty fatso who never gets mired

>Not letting the cuter of the 2 win...
What's it like being a retard?
Also, gratz

Had a weird mire from my grandma today.
>in the kitchen
>turn around and catch granny looking me up and down
>catch her looking and she starts sperging kinda
>"hmm user you've really getting big hehe"
>yeah granny you gotta live it
Felt like she was attracted to me. Fucking bizarre.

>not letting them beat you
Women are children, you entertain them and they suck your dick.

you have to live it not you gotta live it

>be me
>take off hoodie at end of routine to get in the zone for curls
>veins poppin
>see an obviously gay Filipino mirin
>use ez curl bar at other end of mirror
>still mirin
>I’m uncomfortable. Put hoodie back on

Is this what it’s like to be a girl?

my bad, brother

>"if you like my bicep, you're gonna love my bulge-cep"
>girls giggle
>"nice try user, but you can't possibly sleep with BOTH of us" giggle again
>"There's only one way to find out, Stacy. My house tomorrow night, both of you come. And then both of you will cum again. And again."
>"user stop!" giggle giggle "haha alright we'll be there"

*crack*
That's how it's done when you're in your 30's, kid.
*sips*

One time in university two girls who were in the two seats beside mine, left and right, decided for some reason I don't remember that they'd try to squeeze me by pushing from both sides with their weight. I pushed both of them back with my arms and they were all impressed and giggly, especially since I'm a kind of a manlet and people don't expect me to be strong.
It was honestly the most autistic thing that ever happened to me and I never even considered it as a mire before reading this thread, but I guess it counts. Women are dumb

kek

>be me
>going out
>couple of incels sitting close around me
>overhear their conversation
>they talk about women
>they all cry "we can't get any women bla bla" "this guy(not me) get women because of that and this"
>all of the sudden they look at me, im sitting there thinking fucking incels
>then 1 of the guys says "lets ask user he looks like he knows how to get girls"
>im very straight forward guy and try to give legit advice to people
>hit them with the "its all about face"
>incels BTFO

fucking based

Squirt over his face lmao

BASED and REDPILLED

KEK

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Right on bruuuuuther.

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>doing cosplay
>always pick masked characters cuz I have mad social 'tism
>get stopped for lots of pics
>feels good man
>walking away
>hear some girl say "yoooooo that dude is BUFF"

haha jokes on u I don't even bench 3 plate

Yup. Got mired hard in the subway today by some spergee and honestly it's fucking awful, thank God some dude got in between and put me out of her eyesight

>B urdself lmao

>let the cute girl win but jokingly pretend like you gave it your best
>squeezing the uglier girl's hand until she visibly recoils then slam her arm into the table with all your might

>look like dyel
>wear glasses
>3 guys holding 10 ft table at 45 degree angle on other side of door at office building
>just me and mexican janitor bro on other side
>pick up table from the ground by myself and carry it back slowly to let lead table out the door
>clark kent painting on wall
>mexican janitor bro compares me to Superman
felt fucking great desu

>trip waitress at Applebee's
>"wow your calf is so big"
>fuck her
get big calves

post face with glasses

>twist the ugly girls wrist and pop our her shoulder
>grabbing the cuter girl and carrying her out of class to have her blow you in the bathroom
I miss highschool

Nice

>go to my ancient greek class
>cute little girl (about 15) learning latin
>she is taking a test
>answering everything correctly
>i take off my jacket and sit down
>veins popin from pump
>she starts to fail the test
>catch her a few times looking at arms
little girls mires are the best

>tfw I only get attention from twinks
Should I just go gay?

Also got a grandma mire today
>chopping up tomatoes in kitchen
>randomly asks "user your shoulders are so broad, i wonder who you got these genes from"
>proceeds to ask me about working out and proper diet
based grandma

>Not fucking your grandmas right there with prune lube
Never gonna make it

Absolutely based, holy shit

my grandma is based as fuck, dont say that

Does this actually work?

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OUCH!

haha imagine if a fit guy squirted on my face haha what a mess haha

Haha

Is this from what I think it’s from...

gama ta mounia re alani

I started lifting at the start of september. I hope by mid november I look defined enough. Going to an anime convention and fuck man, one of my goals in life in the nail a girl in cosplay. Of my waifu preferably.

>playfully arm wrestle the cute girl
>don't even acknowledge the ugly one
That's how it's done.

Based haha poster

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