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Imperial saint edition

How is your #NoFapOctober going anons?

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Completed Day 2 quite well actually. I'm sure it'll kick in soon enough, but glad I'm embarking on this process.

Fapped twice today. Failed.

Gonna start the 90 days challenge starting tomorrow.

Doing well, also trying to cut down on Jow Forums. It usually leads me to fapping. However I do browse a bit of Jow Forums between sets

I involuntarily didn't beat my meat in 2 years now.

i have not partook in masturbation for three days and I want to fuck every single viable female i see.

Only gonna go for 7 days so my test doesnt decline by itself

I haven't fapped in 2 days, no fap October is going well so far.

>Female
No need to lie friend

Going well so far. We're gonna make it.

day 1 brehs am I gonna make it?

To anyone's who's made it past a month, give your most useful technique/though process/etc.

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Sangy is best boy, he's a saint but not an Imperial Saint you know what I mean?

Be in boot camp surrounded by dudes and have little to no time or privacy to rub one out.

tried nofap, went about 2 weeks feeling like normal except really horny. busted the fattest nut ever and felt the same, just a bit more relaxed
what's the deal

i'm on day 89 of nofap going for 90 lol

holy fuck, check my digits
the powers of no fap

is there any proof of this working or is it all in the head?

>day 7
>already feeling superpowers, go out to see a show with friends
>hit it off with a 6/10 qt and dance with her, make out with her
>got her number
>normally terminally autistic with girls

I'm on day 10 now lads, this shit really works

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fuck off

>choosing the one primarch that died like a bitch

Lmao loyalists

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mirin streak and digits user

U jelly?

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I'm afraid that what may have happened is that I just got enough past puberty that my hormone levels have decreased and the urge is just never as strong as it used to be. Which is nice because I feel like I'm past the addiction, but also partially uncool because that would mean there wasn't much willpower going into this, getting over it isn't an accomplishment I can claim as a personal victory, all just a result of aging, libido going down, getting closer to the grave each day.

i mean im too depressed and lonely to beat my meat and im already halfway through the second week of me forgetting my dick exists so its going well but only because im too lazy to masturbate

>haven't cum for 22 days
>get erection while showering
>compare it to hand
>dick size went from 5.6' to roughly 6'
>wasn't even fully erect

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Starting tomorrow, that way I'll reach 90 days on december 31.
Fapless new year!

Honestly, I have been trying for several years now. Week long streaks were common and my highest was 30+ days. What it came down to was realising that I couldn't afford to mess around any longer, especially as I got older. Another factor was realising how damaging porn is to society. If you don't feel strongly about it there isn't much you can do to deny it.

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>starting tomorrow
Never gonna make it with this attitude.

I failed today. I haven't fapped yet. I have done 365 days before in the past.

dude i turned 27 a month ago and im still just as horny now as when i was a teenager. The only difference now is that it takes me slightly longer to recover. You might have something wrong hormonally. Maybe your diet is fucked or youre sleeping poorly. Do you get sun?

juicy precum lubing my knob as i lay in fantasy before getting out of bed this morning.
6/10 girl at best at the gym doing pike and ab exercises in the middle of the gym, caught myself staring a few times
#WAGMI

Diet and sleep are actually really good. Could be not getting enough sun, and just being sedentary outside of spurts of exercise. Also I'm a kv, that could be a factor as well.

day 4
feeling urges
help me

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Havent jacked it in about a year and a half. Feels good and have no desire to do so man.

Boy I swear
>1v1s one of Khorne's greatest servants, snaps his spine and tosses him out of the air
>1v1s DAEMON PRINCE ANGRON and WINS
>stands against the combined might of 5-6 legions with only the help of 3, one of which had just gotten mollested by the Death Guard and his own had just faced off against the chaotic hordes on Signus
What's he do after that?
>churns through Horus' honor guard
>1v1s the champion of all 4 chaos gods who are pumping Horus up
>manages to wound/damage him
How can any other primarch compete?

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Last day to get 90 by the new year

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It's hard bros. I've avoided all porn but still get the urge to molest myself.

>1v1s DAEMON PRINCE ANGRON and WINS

user we didn't even get into the siege of Terra and your mixing headcanons already come on

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Must be approaching or have past 3 months. My biggest motivation was not being able to get hard for my girlfriend unless I went to the bathroom and watched some porn before hand. Also the jews.

Day 60 here. Having been to day 15 ish previously and knowing how great that felt getting extra attention from chicks motivated me to get through the deep shit that is the first couple weeks. Beyond that, don’t let yourself touch your dick mindlessly, even if it’s flaccid. Know that urges go away no matter what if you just ride it out - you might have to go to sleep feeling tortured a couple of times but it’s worth it and you’ll feel like a god the next day. And honestly to get to day 60 there were only a handful of real mental tests. So know that it’s just a few inflection points you have to pass to get really far.

But it’s so worth it niggers. Since about a week ago everyday I’ve been waking up raging hard. So much of life is about control in general and especially control of the self, and nofap has been instrumental in making me fee more in control than ever before.

i'm so goddamn horny that i can't think properly and it's only day 3

I started riding a stationary bike for an hour a day, on top of my usual workout. If I don't fap for a day, I wake up from dreams mid-thrust.

I'm also on a 500-700 Calorie deficit (technically IF too, but I've never seen benefits from IF alone).

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Everyone also forgets that the same roid-abusing Horus that Best Boy fought is the same force that could mortally wound Big E.
Sang is Grand.

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so far so good

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>ublock origin breaks Pornhub player
easiest nofap of life.

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Is it cheating if I jerk it a little but don't cum?

Unknowingly started on the 1st, still going strong on Day 3.

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no porn?
then i guess not.

I relapsed. I jerked 4 times. I will start again today, on the third. WISH ME LUCK ANONS.

>day 6 nofap
>have no sex drive
Thanks fuckers, I'm impotent now

15 minutes in, doing pretty well so far

I don't count no fap because counting is for something temporary. I have gotten complete control over myself now. Regardless of whatever degree of hornyess it will not bother me.

On day 7, going well so far.

On day 2. I got to a week a while ago but gave in when I got so horny I felt literally on the verge of cumming just doing nothing, just standing there or the pressure against fabric of my pants couldn't avoid it. Fuck that was a powerful erection tho.

Since I've not made it past day 3 so I'm worried now. I had what I thought is a good method of every time reminding myself that my thoughts are just not right and I'm being irrational when I start thinking about it, because if I leave the thinking about it go for too long then I just come up with reasons why I should jerk off that I take as being good ones in the moment. And after that point there is just no resistance to it. And then if I fail I'm more likely to not even try after it.

The excuse is often something along the lines of "now is not the right time to do it, because I am not ready for the extra attention from girls or the extra motivation and I should wait until I am improving myself."
Like for example I'm having the week off the gym with elbow/wrist recovering and then got some knee pain last time lifting. So my excuse is, well I'm not getting anywhere this week anyway so jerking off won't hurt. Or when I get depressed and remember how much of a loser I am I think what's the point. I was just cleaning my room and having to focus on that for half an hour got me so down I was about to compulsively fap to porn I made with my ex. Other times it's remembering a video I have seen but not downloaded and wanting to go find it again, which of course inevitably turns into a 3 hour long edging being hunched over and staring unblinking at the screen. That's a part of why I had the elbow/wrist problem, and I think it's contributed to past tendonitis. At least I've recovered better this time.

How do I do stuff to keep focused and not slip into this thinking, I lose focus on doing things after like 15 mins and go do something else or check on threads.

It's hard to believe there was a time when such a task would be difficult for me.

I don't even know what day I'm on anymore, all I know is that I've increased in power and I will continue to do so.

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Pretty good actually. Started late sept though, and I'm a girl so my urges might be different compared to you guys.

Do feel like tension jaa been building though, I have to keep watching myself.

Been on Nofap since my baptism in April.

Don't really miss it apart from when I have a raging hard-on and I'm trying to sleep.

Hardest thing I have now is trying to resist the away of pretty temptresses who want to do a few sets, nudge nudge, wink wink.

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Day two, had it pretty hard last night (pun intended) nearly couldn’t sleep after some slut sent me a lingerie pic (I have a girlfriend)
How do I tell my gf I want to be celibate for the month as well as nofap?
We’re all gonna make it bros

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Day 4 over all.
Holy shit guys my dreams have gone from half-remembered fragments to full pixar movies and I just woke up from one.
>two goofy animated bumble bees fighting with beedrill hands
>they end up in a grocery store, everyone freaks out
>the Chad janitor, not even aware that there are bees in his store, effortlessly shoos them outside with a broom
>the virgin security guard triggers a storewide lockdown to keep the bees out
>store turns into an active crimescene
>suddenly I’m playing a mobile game where I’m a hurse driver
>pick up first corpse, he was a man who drowned on a sinking ship that was also crashing into Mars somehow
>the body is returned to Earth by the queen of a newly discovered martian civilization. The body travels in a giant slug at 99.9999% speed of light.
>The pilot’s body reaches us thousands of years in the future due to time dilation
>This isn’t mathematically accurate but it works in the story
>Earth queen rules over a purple desert, she built a giant supercomputer that controls the movement of Earth
>Mars is still technologically many millennia ahead of Earth
>Martian queen comes to Earth on a peaceful diplomatic mission but ends up trying to use Earth queen’s computer to fly Earth into the Sun to make room for Mars to take their spot
>Earth queen and Mars queen fight over the controls
>Earth queen says “Your biggest mistake: this whole time you thought you were older than me!” Pulls off her disguise
>Earth queen and Mars queen were the goofy cartoon bumble bees from the first part of the dream!

I am NEVER going back to fapping after this!

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Day 5 now, I'm afraid that I succeed just because my gf is at home since then. She usually goes back to her parents every other week. Don't know if I can hold it if she is not there to be pound.

Have never gone past day 4 or 5 except on family vacations and stuff, realized it's just as any other thing and I should take baby steps so I'm trying for a week now. Not fapping legit feels pretty great on the rest of my body and I feel if I can beat this I'll probably get some next-level self-control.

Blessed is Lord Sanguinius, chief among imperial martyrs.
I am two months porn free and fapping much much less

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>1,5 years nofap
>went from a failing college student to a manager in a big firm
>secretaries and other hotties always flirt with me at work
>business partners are always trying to set me up with their daughters
>haven't walked manually for half a year
>people often ask me "what is your secret?"
>had a few girls but they btfo when i tell them that sex is sacred and only meant to create a child
cheers guys

>died like a bitch

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I realised I havent fapped in the last three days so I'm just tagging along. Best of luck lads.

Would you please post titties?

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No, and, you are definitely in the wrong thread asking for that kind of stuff.

roastie

been doing good, no crazy desires yet. but I'm pretty sure it's because i jerked off 8 times the day before october and my balls have just been filling up the past 2 days. im sure once it is full im done for

I'm so fucking done with pmo.
Let's do this.
Last couple of times I reached 10-14 days it was a massive improvement on how I felt.
Day 1 today

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from experience getting these vivid as fuck dreams to continue needs a combination of a good diet, proper sleep schedule, nofap, and a shit tonne of water
Anyone else started having these? Within a few days they were also populated by dream thots based on people I've had the hots for in the past + fictional characters

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roastie

v1s DAEMON PRINCE ANGRON and WINS
Lmao.

Sanguinius is a shit primarch . Angron and Russ were the best fighters ever.

v1s the champion of all 4 chaos gods who are pumping Horus up
disregarding the fact Horus never wanted to kill is gay brother.

day 17. was going to class and a short asian girl with a fat ass wearing a dress with see through fabric and only panties with a saggy shirt was walking in front of me. followed her to some building ive never been to before and almost went inside to keep following her. was 15 mins late for class. does nofap turn you into a rapist? what could i have done differently to fuck her in a legal way?

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is there some program I can install on my pc and phone so I don't get to see anything lewd?

Does sex break nofap?
If not, it's been going great :)

Having sex during nofap is like doing cocaine instead of smoking weed.

Odds I fap.
Evens I don't fap.
Dubs, I got that many days without fapping.

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epic

It's day 2 and I'm starting to become a gay. All I think about is cocks and guys dressing like girls and wanting to dress like a girl

it's too hard, 8 days, 2 days, then relapsed on day 2 today, trying again tomorrow

Just relapsed after a 5 day streak.

Fapping is easy mode, the actual problem is with porn. My dick is so numb after so many years of death gripping that orgasms feel like a sneeze and rubbing doesn't even feel like nothing. But oh boy I have the porn cravings.

It is sickening boys. It fucks up your dopamine system, it makes you numb and depressed and anxious. I've literally had wet dreams not about getting laid, but about jerking off in front of a screen. It is way too rooted in my mind. Not to mention about the constant need for hardcore-ness escalation.

Sometimes I am aware and exert self control, but sometimes it's like my mind acts on its own, nothing I can do; one peek here, one peek there... I can resist for a couple of days, but I end up giving up as it becomes too much.

Sometimes it's just the mere curiosity about what some artists (buttsmithy, kairu, shadbase...) are up to, what have they uploaded. The constant need for something new.

I should read the hackbook ezpz again.

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Low test beta

High test chad

starting now. make a thread everyday

Jesus fuck it's only been three to four days and I feel like cracking.
I'm not even trying to do this on purpose, but I've been moving around so much that I just don't have the time.

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Did 3 weeks and felt amazing, but then broke down about 4 days ago. Just feeling like I'm getting some of my strength/glow back desu.

>most useful technique
don't ever allow lewd images to take hold on your brain.Ignore them all.

Semen Retention month has been a success so far. I'm mostly trying to shake off the porn jew so that I can go back to fapping to thoughts and previous experiences like I did when I was a teen. I think previously watching hardcore anal bdsm porn for several years has set me back some. Though I have amassed a very substantial porn collection. I most likely will give back to 4chinz by making several threads on /hc/, /s/ & /gif/ later on.

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Delete it all, faggot.

>Destroying 20tb of porn that I have scoured the internet for before I can share with my fellow Siberian Croquet Forum members

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Don't be a pussy, drill the HDD so it can;t be recovered.

>spreading the poison of the jew for him

i keep getting ready to masterbate put up a few porn videos without even realizing that im doing it holy fuck and this is day 0

This

Five days. I'm shitposting on Jow Forums to calm the urges.

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.