>be me
>just finished workout at campus gym
>completely dyel by Jow Forums standards
>decent enough for normies
>have good post-workout pump
>walking past guy who is clearly gay
>make eye contact
>he looks me up and down
>gives me a cheeky smile and ‘fuck me’ eyes
>mfw
I didn’t want my first mire to be like this you guys
I don’t get why this bothers people I would just take the compliment and have a laugh. You don’t have to fuck him
In hindsight I’m flattered but it really just caught me off guard
>Be me
>Individual looks in my overall direction
Holy shit, that person wanted my penis so bad, that was definitely a mire
Girls care about being lean
Guys care about looking huge
Haha nice one dude, here’s mine, happened yesterday
>Go to supermarket to buy food
>Qt cashier asks me how I’m doing
>Tells me to have a good day as I’m leaving
She wanted me to fuck her right then and there, I could see it in her eyes
>out for brunch with parents
>mum compares her forearm to mine and says I'm getting so big and strong
Who here /wholesomemires/?
She wants your willy user
>hit gym
>go to play basketball on the courts outside for a little
>some guys already there, decide to play a game
>shoot for teams, i get on one of the dudes teams
>”nice we got the big guy!”
>keeps referring to me as “the big dude” throughout the game
Gotta say I was a lot more enthusiastic about mires in my first like 1.5 years of lifting than I am now. Probably cause it’s all just dudes calling me big
This shit happened to me a while back but is one of my favorites
>just got out of uni gym, fresh pump in a cutoff
>walking down sidewalk
>couple dudes and a gril walking on the other side of the road
>dude yells “yo man you’re arms are huge!”
>girl says “you’re sexy!”
Probably first and only female mire of all time
Happened today
>spending my entire days in underground hard iron gym
>big raise in salary recently, decide to move to a high class posh gym nearby
>full of IT normies and cardio bunnies who come up with a new butt exercise every day
>I came in cold from outside so I'm wearing a flannel over my tank top as I start my workout
>nobody gives a shit
>proceed to warmup
>as soon as I remove my flannel and leave my arms visible, shit you not, every woman's attention turns towards me
Not sure if mire or just the new guy at the gym, but I felt good as fuck and killed myself this workout.
You better enjoy it OP, some of us don't get mired at all
Things That Totally Happened and Personal Delusions: The Thread
>post work out hot tub
>made some solid gains recently, just hit 1/2/3/4
>8/10 gets into tub in super revealing bikini
>says awwe when I get out when the cycle ends
>says bye 3 times as I walk away
realised after the eye fucking me in the hot tub and the awwe should have been enough for me to say/do something, but I had post-heavyDLs autismo
would you not feel weird if a literal animal wanted to fuck you
of course you would because it's literal the definition of abnormal degeneracy
i literally get those autistic shivers at the very thought of a gay miring me
i get autistic when i'm complimented and behave as if it's vapid flattery or that they don't know what they're talking about (ie normalfag standards are dogshit)
thinking about it now i might be an autism
Question: I could date this girl who wants me and I'm 100% sure I'll smash if I do, but she's real ugly (literally 3/10). I have no alternative offers though. Should I go for it?
i get mired everyday
why?
im 6'5
hahaha, why are you so sensitive?
You absolutely have to be very new to Jow Forums if u get that triggered cause someone's sexually deviant.
I can actually picture a friendly dog humping user's leg, and user freezing up, starting to stutter and shiver
>unironically thinking that Jow Forums is still made up of degenerates in the year of our lord 2016 + 2
yikes
>at gym with gymbro
>squats
>gonna 1rm
>build up to 500lb
>never done it before
>deep breath, visualize
>andherewego.gif
>oh fuck, crowd has gathered
>whatever
>squat
>pushing back up, heavy as fuck
>legs lock, can’t push, don’t want to bitch out
>shaking
>brain goes on autopilot
>shout “CRY THUNDER!!”
>finish the rep
>mfw any potential mires ruined by Dragonforce sperg out
>mfw I have no face
>unironically thinking you're not a degenerate just for being here.
There's a reason people openly talk about what they saw on reddit and not Jow Forums.
>at training course in work
>express mild preference for one activity over the other
>"well we better do that so we don't upset user, he's scary"
not sexual but i will take the intimidation mire
I feel like shit. A 8/10 qt was trying to talk to me and I was a complete asshole giving her one to two word answers. I’m not good with interacting with girls and I’m not a very talkative person. Idk how to tell her this without her losing interest. She’s been eyeballing me lately and I think she built up the courage to talk to me and I completely shot her down :(
>be me
>at gym, finishing workout with pull ups and chin ups
>gril classmate walking by
>do 10 pull ups and then 10 chin ups
>she goes "wow" in a surprised tone
not really that impressive but my first mire
yes because of literal hate speech laws you nigger
not because of the porn
The first time someone complimented my dedication to gymceldom
>doing a leg day
>used to go to this small gym near my house
>black dude that I never saw before and totally was not a gym regular was there that day
>stares at me the whole time
>whenever I look in the mirror his eyes are upon me like a ghetto hawk looking for prey
>start to get worried, luckily I left my wallet and cellphone at home
>start doing leg presses, saw that he was preparing to leave
>instead of walking to the exit he heads for the leg press machine
>stands there until I am done with my set
>"HI [MY FULL NAME], nice you are going to the gym, lost all your extra weight and put on some strenght!"
>sperg "y-you too"
>"See you around bro!" and then shakes my hand
>he leaves the gym never to be seem again in the next 6 months I went there
>ask two bros who the fuck that guy was, no one ever saw him
Was I visited by the confidence-boost ghetto bro? Also, there are not many blacks around here, if I knew one I would surely remember him
lmao you fucking nerd, imagine being this insecure
>imagine being a faggot
lmaoing at you, you mentally ill sodomite
Anyone?
one of my first mires was when a gay dude looked at me and said "this is how a man should look like". felt good and bad at the same time.
come out of the closet any time bud, all that self loathing will get to you
>Cry thunder
Eh. Do you want it?
Tell her that and then ask her out
Bang her for experience and confidence but make it clear that you two are just casual.
>you don't like spiders, huh?
>that means you wanna fuck em
literally the "everyone i disagree with is a nazi" argument but for fags
time to hang yourself you disgusting sodomite
No user this works, as far as she sees it you look like you have the upper hand, now you just have to concede a little by asking her out and she'll be like putty in the palm of your hands.
Don't you? It's because they're afraid they'll be talked into it.
my sides
i'm not even gay but that extreme hatred is just unhealthy man, get over yourself
you sound like you're about to snap
mires from a man literally worth more than from a woman.
Jow Forums is /lgbt/ you faggot
>hate speech laws
Get out, europoor.
>i'm not even gay but that extreme hatred is just unhealthy man, get over yourself
>you sound like you're about to snap
>woho you have principles? what a fag, more love less hate maaaaaaaan XD
you're a propagandized fool if you believe your retardation
Got two Uni gym ones that I've been waiting to share
>go to gym with fugly friend across the hall from me
>it's fuckin deadlift day lads
>she wants to work in
>fuck it, why not, load up a pl8
>she couldn't get it up, suggest she work with lighter weight at the rack next to us
>keep loading pl8s
>her eyes widen
>working weight was lmao3.5 pl8 that session
>"You're like a superhero, user"
Next one was my squat day. I slipped a disc way back and haven't done squats since, so I figured I'd get back into it
>squatting with fugly friend again
>two girls in the power rack next to us
>load up lmao2pl8, gotta take it easy
>finish my set, feeling pretty good
>fugly friend tells me these girls said "look at him go"
We're all gonna make it brahs
>my principles is blind hatred to people that literally don't affect me
damn what principles you have there, really enviable
you're a fucking tool dude, "abnormal degeneracy" is the definition of falling for propaganda.
Not that guy, but you're not principled. You're just closed off to reality and calling it a virtue.
Truly principled people don't have time to worry about gay people existing.
This, ladies and gentlemen , is a textbook definition of abnormally small testicles or closet homosexuality . Sad really.
I used to be a bodybuilder during teens and got mired. Became a bloatlord powerliftet and cucked my joints. After years of not lifting I'm back in the game and get compliments again but still have palpitations when people look at me in public and low charisma sometimes because of it.
I am also horny like a gorilla in heat and look at every woman I see with lust and fap 3 times a day.
Tldr I get mired weekly I guess but I am a speech.
>Construction workers I inspect ask of I work out and one guy said looks like my arms are full of air and called me Pappa
> Mom's friend asked if I did gymnastics and bit her lip
> Dad said I look strong
> Guys at gym mired bench of 2 plates for 8 reps
It's whatever boyos I'm disappointed in myself
Same situation with an Asian classmate of mine. She's 5/10, average body but I'm too horny lately to care.. Thing is I'm 23 and she's 29 and wants kids. Dunno if I should risk it for ONS
>Dad said I look strong
literally the only mire that matters
>>my principles is blind hatred to people that literally don't affect me
infantile naivete
if this was the case then do you unironically think that people would hate the fags for as long as civilization existed?
again with the same infentile arguments
see
>implying he's not the one with the mental illness
...honestly, not really. I'm mostly thinking in terms of xp and being able to feel desireable. Sex for me is more about the intimacy than just satisfaction, but I haven't had a lot of partners.
>having a healthy loving monogamous relationship with children is a mental illness but being a sodomite with hundreds of partners isn't
how propagandized can you be m8
you're literally trying to convince someone that blue is gray and gray is blue
I’m afraid if I ever reach your situation a Sieg Heil might come out. Unironically not a Nazi in any way but in heavy reps I say it internally for some reason
based
>infentile
Also you would hate ancient greece. Love to base your worldview of "well we've always had phobias so that means it's okay"
yeah buddy and people have had fear of water since ancient times too
>watching tv after work yesterday
>wife is looking through new Facebook pictures on her phone
>pulls up one taken last weekend and say “your arms look HUGE is this one!”
>mfw
>be me
>6'4" blue eyes white dragon
>out of town for corporate work training
>coworkers from all over country in age range from 23-30
>decide to go out in big group for happy hour
>meet in hotel lobby
>group of 15 or so of us
>I start chatting to some qt from global IT audit firm also there for work training
>group starts to depart for the door
>qt from my training turns back and calls out to me
>Hey Clark Kent, you coming?
>other girls in group giggle
>grill I'm talking to smiles and says it looks like I'm in need
>smile back
>turn 180 degrees and moonwalk to happy hour
>Ancient Greece was gay meme
Kill yourself
you first numbskull
Yes we get it pencil dick , you cover your ears and yell "infantile naivete" every time someone tries to talk some sense to you. It's textbook shit right there .
>yeah buddy and people have had fear of water since ancient times too
again with this obvious drivel
firstly sodomites do not elicit a fear response in normal functioning humans
this is propaganda
they elicit a disgust response equivalent to seeing maggots on rotting flesh
this is literally proven with MRIs
secondly that's an obvious false equivalence
yes the fear of height does become useless when the world becomes completely flat
ie natural responses can become useless if the situation changes
but the fag situation has never changed
so your argument is completely moot
Foreign Faggots love to idolize Ancient Greece like some massive gay orgy paradise. I’m Greek myself with a lot of relevant education on the history of the subject. It was seen as degenerate by most and any relationships were behind closed doors.
Faggots will fuck anything that moves, doesn't count.
This . My god so many closet fags it's nor even funny anymore
Based Persson-poster
>le AD-hom XD
>le not one argument presendet either :DDDDD
>girl "You're Sexy!!"
>guy "that was mean"
I dont respond to shit self called "arguments" you fucking emoji idiot
not to mention the obvious jewish nature of the whole "alexander the great was a fag XD" thing
not even the historians believe that his "lover" was anything else than a close friend
it's literally admitted on the wikipedia page
but fags love to post propaganda so it still exists
What does it mean If a girl walking past you looks at you, then looks down when you look at her???
She's pregnant.
>being this new
rebut my argument or stop posting
How much you weigh?
she’s looking at her poon inviting you to kick it lol
She wants 2 mcdoubles, an order of tenders, a McChicken, fries, and a flurry
Might be because I'm a Manlet, but I far prefer the intimidation mire to the attraction mire.
current Jow Forums is more like Jow Forums
so if a women looks at you when she enters the bus and then looks again when she leaves
is that a mire
Kek
How about you post some more emojis ? Cause you clearly have no arguments , you sad , sad person .
205 lbs
>be large man with aggressively structured facial features
>wait at the bus stop
>cutie in front of me
>close in on her
>doesn’t turn around because of intimidation factor
>get on bus, find only empty two seats as people in the back get off
>I sit down, she stands near me, doesn’t sit because of intimidation factor
>she’s too intimidated to look at me the whole ride
>she gets off one stop before me, doesn’t look back, nervous because of intimidation factor
LOL I have never realize a girl can even more so hard, feels good brahs. Some of you said SS was a meme but it works for results and mires
>not knowing how greentext works
time to leave newfag
6/10 bait
got me going for a minute there
>LOL I have never realize a girl can even more so hard
>i have never realize
>a girl can even
>more so hard
have i missed out on something?
Don't.
Read Marcus Aurelius and don't fall in degenerate shit.
The only woman I slept with in my life is my wife. And I'm glad I never did anyone else before that, it's special.
>be me
>working out
>last set of bench press with considerable amount of weight
>there's just one other guy in the gym with me
>ask him to help with the bar if I can't get it up
>he goes in place
>start to rep
>after lowering the bar to my chest the guy whips his half erect cock and slaps it on my face
>the shock is too much and I can't lift the bar but keep it on my chest
>he holds my nose so I have to open my mouth to breathe
>he pushes the dick in
>forced to suck and breathe at the same time
>he gets erect in my mouth
>he starts pumping
>takes it out
>peels back foreskin
>big chunks of dick cheese
>rubs them on my lips
>lick lips
>he puts it in and starts pumping again
>keeps going until he fills my throat with spunk
>lick him clean
>packs his stuff and leaves
>me still stuck in the fucking bench
>janitor comes
>ask her for help
>she rolls my everlasts down and starts rubbing my dick with her hands
>throatfucks herself on my dick and then sits on it
>pumps until I cum inside her
>shuts down the lights and leaves
[spoiler]okay, maybe I made that last part up to not appear gay[/spoiler]
>He didnt respond in greentext, that means he's a newfag Hahahahh ! I got him now !
Pathetic .
If balls didn't touch you're straight AF bro . Also did you say no homo afterwards ?
I think my phone is messed up, I can't read the spoiler at the end haha. What does it say anons help a brother out
i always got mires from gay guys at the gym and at the uni, some women mires too but almost every mire is from a fag, how i stop this?
How the fuck does this age of consent shit work? I'm 22 and got this chick thirsting really hard over me but I suspect she's 17 instead of 18. Age of consent here is 16 but I don't really get if that applies to someone who is 22. I ain't risking jail for her.
Always happy to help a bro in need . Nohomotho .
reminds me
>knew this one girl since birthday
>used to talk alot with each other during HS and college
>try flirting but she always went for chad
>stop being a manlet at 21
>also at 21 sign up to a gym on another town becuase everyone here knows me and my father
>drive there to avoid cardio
>do this for a few months
>starting to show gains and looking good to regular person standards
>gym receptionist said I look like my father on his football days
>gymthot asked correct squat form and showed her oats
>the only gym manlet tried to outlift me but failed right in front of girl from HS
>mfw her boyfriend was a chad that never grew up and still loooked like a manlet
>mfw the manlet tried to
1- take the fucking compliment
2- move on with your life
3- ????
4- profit
Womenz express themselves less , that's all .
Grow your hair long
Faggots love the flashy hair that trends around here
Yesterday
>finished BJJ
>take off vest because warm and sweaty
>discussing how to attract more members
>idea of female only class pops up
>'We could have a woman the others can look up to teach it'
>'Or some big ripped man they can ogle'
>heads collectively turn in my direction
>'Well, you'd do user'
Only one woman amongst those present, but I'll take it.