This may sound crazy, but I believe her

It doesn't

>tfw 35 eggs a day doesn't negatively affect blood cholesterol

jprasurg.com/article/0007-1226(75)90127-7/pdf

get science'd son

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go into the bush right now and eat some plants

the vegetables you eat at the supermarket don't even exist

>gonna get such a good feed from this wild carrot
just stop, you're retards brainwashed on real history. plants are not human food

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>wooooooooooo we got a big one!

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>research done by the egg industry

OH NO NO NO NO

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What? lmao vegan shill, you can't just say "egg industry" and make it so. It is research from a plastic surgery and burns hospital.

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OH FUCK!

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*breathes in*

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SOOOOOOIE

>you vs. the guy she's thinking of

This is what Joe really thinks of carnivores:
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1538529079335.webm

well shit now I have to try the carnivore meme

just do whatever man ive seen everything work on the internet

>don't trust the woman with a phd who works with the most respected scientists in her field on a daily basis
>trust me instead
>an anonymous person lobbing insults on an internet forum

joe looks like shit desu

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Humans across half the world managed to successfully breed plants to produce better food many thousands of years ago, so what? Even in places where they didn't figure this out they still eat semi wild plants such as Amazonian slash and burn techniques.

Wait till you realise all the meat you eat comes from animals who were also bred to be different from wild animals. Prix don't even exist anymore you retard

>big egg funding more studies to mislead the masses

the wild animals have lots of meat on them and can provide for many people

the wild plants are sparse and have almost no edible flesh and many were not eaten at all until they were genetically edited, meaning they aren't part of a human diet you fucking moron

>traintracks

*Orox doesn't exist

>2018
>eating leaves

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aurochs, dude, fuck.

what happened in winter? cavemen probably weren't incredibly efficient hunters even in summer, but in winter when wildlife is more sparse

you literally just proved it in your own post

humans eat meat, until some fucking geniuses (dickheads) edited plants to have enough carbs in them to be viable to farm

the natural diet of man is meat, you cannot argue against this

Can you say sample size.

what fucking plants grow in winter you absolute dumbfuck? holy shit you are retarded. winter is when the percentage of animals in the human diet would have been the highest

goddamn school failed you hard, motherfucker

>broccoli and kale doesn't exist
lolwut

Oof, did she really say this?

We're fucking omnivores by nature and evolution. We can eat basically whatever the fuck we can put in our mouths. And if we can't eat it, we change it, or how we prepare it, or we move and find shit we can eat.

Limiting your diet to some kind of absolutist hokum diet is fucking brain dead.

see

onions, broad beans, asparagus, carrots, peas, lettuce and cabbage - some just become harder to harvest

imagine calling someone else retarded and being wrong in the same post

>limiting your diet to what it has always been until idiots like you mutilated plants to fit into it is bad

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We spent the summer storing food, and if we had the option we migrated with game to warmer climates where we could get more food. Pre-farming humans were typically smart enough to follow weather patterns, and prepare accordingly.

eating this and thinking you will be full

it's like you mind can't imagine a time before farming and it's pretty funny desu

>not blending them up in a fruit/superfood smoothie

Just something I thought of, but can vegans exist without a blender and the sludge they eat from it? legit never seen a vegan without a blender

>2018
>being a fermentation vessel for trash that you can't absorb

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Tons of people are dying of heart disease nowadays tho. Societies that mostly eat plants with a tiny bit of meat are the ones that are living the longest with very few chronic diseases.

>sludge

You mean an extremely healthy, antioxidant-packed delicious beverage?

we were herbivores up until about 2 million years ago, and were omnivores from then onward, we were never pure carnivores, there is zero evidence to support that barring extreme examples like Eskimos and shit, and their history is incredibly recent like, 10,000 years or so.

>being this much of a domesticated human

Fuck you are dumb, we have been the same species for 200,000 years but only farming for 10,000, and only cultivating higher yield plants for less time than that... so what did we eat you fucking mongoloid

just google what wild plants look like and remember that their density is scarce as fuck in nature because they are not being farmed and don't have pesticides, insecticides, fungicides, bacteriocides etc to protect them

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>develops atherosclerosis when eating meat everyday
>carnivore

what did they mean by this?

the biggest killer of vegans is heart disease, look it up if you don't believe me, but if you say it isn't then i will post a link as a reply and laugh at you

hey man some herbs, spices and fruits are pretty cool but if you're actually eating leaves that taste like shit thinkin its healthy?LMOA

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We're doing pretty fucking fine all things considered.

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>indi a

we ate meat, plants, nuts, fruit, and tubers

what are you a dummy? you dont know what omnivore means?

The biggest killer of almost every western country is heart disease. Most vegans are junk food vegans that down a ton of oil everyday so I'm not surprised.

>modern medicine

Look at the blue zones, places with the most centenarians that have no health issues.

I know the other user already berated your blatantly retarded comment but come on. They would eat more vegetation during the winter when nearly all of the vegetation had frozen off and died for the year?

You really thought that and then you posted it as an argument?

everyone knows vegans areSUGAR addicts because they cant get any energy out of green cardboard

gotta take redpill 101 boy

and the percentage of those plants in the diet would be fuck all low, go right now and try and find food in the bush you goddamn retard

feels good knowing that i blew some imbeciles minds on a bavarian keylogging forum

it's been fun

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user the ice age was nature's refrigerator and is responsible for our species rapid brain growth due to the year round green smoothies they were able to make from the frozen berries and kale they found

I wasn't aware that beans, sweet potatoes, nuts, and seeds lack energy.

tons of veg can be grown in the winter my point was more I'd imagine in some climates or times of year they must have been supplementing meat with something veg seems like it'd be most practical

exactly, it's just medicine. south korea didn't change anything except that the white man gave them electricity and hospitals and now they live a long time with the same diet

Koreans are even bigger drunks than Russians. They have the highest rates of stomach cancer in the world.

based and redpilled desu

I mean right near me I can get tons of fresh water shrimp, trout, loads of shit like watercress and prairie turnip

might take me a day or so but I could sustain myself pretty easily on shit I pick from by hand.

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>winter

Love this meme. What about tropical areas?

>tons of veg can be grown in the winter
tons here is used as a relative term, and in relation to what? the other seasons? no hardly any food can be grown in winter

and beside the point, your fucking retarded modern brain can't even fathom that there was a time before farming when we only had the food that the land had and no GMO high yield pesticide protected densely planted winter growing greenhouse plants. fucking idiot

>theiflife.com/the-inuit-paradox-high-fat-lower-heart-disease-and-cancer/

Here's an article about how the eskimos eat nothing but meat and fat and yet they have zero heart disease and cancer.
Why don't they shun the evil meat for moral vegetables?

there is until u become nutritionally deficient

only 3% of the beta carotene in carrots gets converted to vitamin a
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12001013

people who don't convert it into vitamin a at all
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2854912/

>Vegetables used to be smaller, so therefore they are bad

Holy fuck you carnicucks are retarded. First of all, not all vegetables and fruits have changed massively. You are picking the literal most extreme examples and claiming this is proof of your retarded diet not being cancer personified. I can go outside right now and pick some walnuts, stinging nettles and mushrooms and have a tasty and filling walnut, stinging nettle and mushroom soup, with mud for B12.

Secondly, early humans were very small. The average height of humans was about 4'10 before the agricultural revolution. Also, the old vegetables were calorically dense because they lacked water weight. So an ancient human needed maybe 1500 calories per day. A wild carrot may be small but it packs 20 calories, and you'd be able to find entire fields with thousands of them, more than enough to support a small family of cavemen.

Third, it has been PROVEN that vegetables and fruits are good for us in millions of studies. And this extends to nature as well. In fact, a study in the New Mexico Journal of Chimpanzee Medicine showed us that replacing insects in a chimps diet with human modified carrots led to a 20% decrease in rectal cancer, a 2 point drop in BMI and a 10% increase in lean muscle mass. We took the good and made it better.

Carnicucks have no evidence for their retarded claims, unlike Vegans. Vegans have 99% of the science behind us and always will because we have clearly superior dietary knowledge. We know for a fact that our ancestors ate dates, figs and other fruits, and we lived in AFRICA for most of our early history. In the Congo strawberries grow year round.

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and from that, all the calories are from the animal products, exactly my point

watercress provides nothing and you would die quickly without eating the animals

I rarely eat carrots. I eat a ton of sweet potatoes.

youtube.com/watch?v=ubu_0cbsLv0
uhhh lads why is the most famous blue zone of them all acting like like pork is their favorite food. don't they know they are predominantly vegetarian with small amounts of fish?

>We know for a fact that our ancestors ate dates, figs and other fruits

Spoken Like A True Sugar Addict

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You idiots keep spreading this stupid meme. I thought epidemiology is bad? Which one is it guys?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23489753

best believe it's the same story
fiber is a potent anti-nutrient, oh and if that potato gets cold it makes more resistant starch

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2854912/

thanks bro, that is disgusting how little gets converted
>pic related, taken from the study
>tfw 27:1 conversion rate HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

plants are fucking trash, and these are modern plants with massive more amounts of carotene than wild carrots etc

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>modern vs traditional diet

Gee, I'm really racking my brain here.

Resistant starch is healthy, though?....

>fiber is a potent anti-nutrient

You guys are a fucking cult. Show me a single society of carnivores that live longer than a plant-based society.

do you actually believe that ancient humans didn't eat fruit
fucking hell you braindead cunt. neck yourself.

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23489753
you absolute retard, they only examined MUMMIES

literally read it, they examined the aristocracy, the rich gluttinous mummified dickheads from egpyt that ate lots of bread

kill yourself

>plant-based society
has never existed... i wonder why???

hahahaahah VEGANS BTFO

>live in wetland
>can basically eat everything I want
Haha get fucked carnicucks

Completely plant-based? Seventh-Day Adventists in California. They have the longest life expectancy.

>muh speculation

Could it be that their animal fat-rich diet was the culprit?

ottawa.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1814937!/httpFile/file.pdf

>Completely plant-based? Seventh-Day Adventists in California. They have the longest life expectancy.
false, the longest living among them ate fish

now kill yourself

How much and how often again?

You're not going to use this to justify cooking your fatty red meat in butter and downing it with raw eggs, are you?

what speculation, they only examined mummies, it's in the first sentence, mummies are the aristocracy and ate great tasting sweet food im sure, not a diet of pure meat hahahaah

and now you link another study on eskimos, don't want to talk more about how shit your link was hahahaahahaha

>and ate great tasting sweet food im sure, not a diet of pure meat hahahaah

speculation

retard carnivores baka

the traditional diet has more pork in moron

based fucking joe blowing this fucking meme shits off the fucking planet

Source?

>ottawa.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1814937!/httpFile/file.pdf
hahahaahah so i just read through this atrocity of a paper, basically some dumbfucks didn't agree that the eskimos had low heart disease and so investigated different popultions that were eating western food in fucking canada and then said oh look heart disease, did you even read it you dumb fuck?

>Young et al (1993), 29reported that the age-standardized mortality rate for ischemic heart disease among the Northwest Territories
population was lower than among the Canadian population (1950-1989). On the other hand, the majority of studies reported that the prevalence of CAD among Alaska Eskimos was high. 23;30-31; 34-35According to McLaughlin et al (2004), 34 while Alaska Inuits were previously at lower risk for death from CAD compared to Caucasians (death certificate data for 1979-1990), this discrepancy disappeared during 1990-2002.

The prevalence of early childhood deaths skews the 1800 numbers. People didn't expect to spontaneously combust at 40.

so you think that the egyptian mummies were people who ate pure meat and not also oats, bread, fruit, sweets etc? are you serious?

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