>go to pharmacist to get lexapro prescription
>female pharmacist asks me how im feeling on it
>say im good
>she asks me why I look down
>say I dont know
>start sweating
>a few seconds later she says "you know you're a very handsome young man"
>say thanks
>face goes red and now I dont know where to put my hands
>feel completely awkward in any position im in
>have to wait 5 minutes standing awkwardly waiting for her to fill my prescription
How do I stop getting embarassed so easily?
Leo Adams
Joseph Green
Should've told her your mood was none of her damn business and that there was a reason she settled on being a pharmacist instead of a psychiatrist so stfu
Nathaniel Davis
should have said
''youre not bad looking yourself, my place or yours'' while flexing the old 'cep'
Anthony Hughes
Most social interactions don't matter. People, even Chads, sperg out all the time and laugh it off, then the other person laughs because "haha relatable Ive been cringey too"
Yesterday I was standing up in my seat on the bus, then the bus driver accelerated and my feet slipped forward, plopping me down on my ass. A few people looked over for like two seconds and that's it. I laughed at myself and didn't turn red and start having a mental breakdown because it's literally nothing.
Seriously man just chill and know that most people aren't out to get you, laugh at yourself.
Connor White
Pretend you're roleplaying as yourself
It's autistic but it works
Andrew Nguyen
Was pharmacist a qt?
Luke Edwards
She mired you dude
Also describe pharmacist
Was it a qt or an old lady?
Aaron Barnes
I’ve done this. Also contributed scores to certain activities and level up my stats.
Logan Torres
excuse my down syndrome for a sec, but what the fuck does this mean?
Jordan Price
you were supposed to tell her
>you too
Ethan Cook
I've done so many cringe things in my life and I've fucked up so many things that I just don't care anymore. Life goes on.
Zachary Kelly
>be getting routine physical that I get every 5 years
>female qt doctor
>tells me “ok drop em”
>turn your head and cough part
>trying her best to be professional
>can feel my cheeks flush and forehead sweating
>she’s not wearing a fucking latex glove
>they always have before
>her hand fucking lingered
>entire rest of procedure feel light headed and sweaty
It shouldn’t have been awkward, why was it so bad
Michael Jackson
Dude I probably would have nutted, day 63 NOFAP btw.
Parker Perez
>turn your head and cough part
Bentley Nelson
Kek
Charles Cooper
>being able to go into public
Get out normie
Julian White
>>turn your head and cough part
Jeremiah Hughes
>feel a lump in my balls while showering
>go to urologist because googling the issue gave scaring results
>old as fuck guy greets me, tells me to take off my pants and lay down while he gets tools or whatever
>"my assistant will keep you company while I'm gone"
>this literal angel descended from heaven enters the room, probably around 20
>meanwhile I sit there with my dick out
>feel like my face is slowly going from red to purple
>her face is red as well
>try my best to keep my cool and smalltalk
>say shit like "nice weather today huh"
>eons later old guy comes back
>starts fondling my balls
>girl still sitting next to me
>probably the most awkward moment in my life
>doctor tells me he has to remove a varicose vein in my left ball
>girl leaves and says it was nice meeting me
So I basically have a gf now, later virigns
Matthew Butler
Instead of being you, imagine where you're playing a game where you're controlling you,aiming for the best outcome possible. By detatching yourself emotionally from your outcomes, you begin to enjoy social interractions as a means to an end.
Xavier Reed
That would have been a fucking prime way to ask for her number dude. You better have actually done it
Jeremiah Cox
It's a thing for spergs and autists that want to act as normies. No, really. You "pretend" and act as if you're a normal, functioning person and fake-react to everything. No joke:standard.co.uk
Caleb Clark
this, NOTHING can beat shitting myself in school I'm immune now
Charles Lewis
This seems like a lot of effort, not to mention it sounds like a personality disorder.
I’m pretty sure throughout any given day, I wouldn’t be able to stop and personalize every human interaction. A lot of my work conversations are simple data and I’ve known these people for years so we talk generally about ourselves and each other but very little of it seems to need a “user-spin”. The stronger personalities of my day to day life are usually assholes and attention whores and everyone treats them as such, and talks mad shit about their quirkyness behind their backs.
Wyatt Gonzalez
>This seems like a lot of effort, not to mention it sounds like a personality disorder.
No shit, that's because that's basically what it is... And the option is to just be a sperg forever, so the effort is usually worth it.
Ryder Sullivan
this, when you realise stupid shit is bound to happen to you, you get over it.
Anyone know how to stop blushing other than just being confident? I blush so easily its the reason for 90% of my awkward situations
Benjamin Ross
Based
Eli Cook
>girl leaves and says it was nice meeting me
Camden Reyes
Very based.
NPCs have a pretty high threshold for being alarmed. Unless you're really weirdly dressed and very odd the NPC response to what you think is an insanely stupid remark is "huh, ok. Back to whatever routine".
You can be sperging out pretty hard and no one is going to remember or care 90 seconds from then. Unless you start yelling or some shit.
Brayden Cruz
Is this something trivial that everyone experiments at some point or should I be worried?
>chatting up someone
>talk about random shit without thinking
>start feeling like i'm not in my own body
>feel like i see myself in 3rd person
Sebastian Russell
Depersonalization
Ethan Davis
I've experienced this, it was honestly really cool
>watch TV for a while, stop thinking about the real world for a while
>get up to go to bathroom
>see myself in mirror, think it's just some person that isn't me
>half a second later snap back
gave me a chance to see myself how other people see me
>tfw I thought my reflection was strikingly good-looking
this was several years ago and I still feel good every time I think about it
Blake Russell
learn to laugh at yourself and realize people won't remember in a day. Just you will. 10 years later. You'll remember that really cringey thing you did. Remember?
Landon Rogers
I know the feeling user
>Stutter bad all my life
>Every single syllable I sound out is a battle between life and death