Did you do your face pulls today?

Did you do your face pulls today?

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Jeff-san... I'm sorry... but today is a rest day

I saw Jeff Cavaliere at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any shoulder rotation,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>resting on any other days than the weekend

not gonna make it

Facepulls are a dumb exercise that leads to overextension of that back. The back is already in neutral when you start pulling, so it can only go into over-extension once you start pulling back the weight.

Who the fuck ever braces for force by just standing up straight and letting the force hit you straight on? It is a dumb exercise.

b-but your cuffs!

Can we negotiate?

I fucking KNEW I forgot to do some exercise, forgive me master.

>Jeff Cavaliere vs DYEL on Jow Forums

I know who I trust more

>resting at all

never gonna make it

B-b-but t-today was leg day

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M-me too user. Will you hold me close as Jeff begins his ramage?

Is... Is that the start of a FUCKING NEGOTIATION?

I went a step further, and did my Face PullDOWNS: youtube.com/watch?v=PA3cFLjSNus

>not able to facepull with his feet

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Y-yes Jeff-san.

yes but I always question my form while doing them

Y-Yes, I did, Jeff-sensei.

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>overextension of the back
What the fuck are you talking about you DYEL scum?

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Fucking lost it

You need to pull behind the head and rotate your feet inward.

No, user, not now. Do...your...facepulls.

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kek

I just started doing them this week, started lifting a few months ago to stop being a weakling. I thought he was exaggerating that we don't exercise that area enough but holy fuck I was struggling to do even a fairly low weight.

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Weak pasta

French pasta please...

same here

Invest in a resistance band no excuses

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i check all my form and dont do lifts from jeff. ive been tempted to buy his program..

youtu.be/T3N-TO4reLQ?t=529

im thinken of substituting diddlys with this one. what do you think?

go to 8:50 min mark to see the deadrow

lmfao

hmm I like it
but definitely not for replacing a diddly
do both

Can some one explain the shoulders meme to me please... :(

Some dyel was hogging the cable machine so I did rear delt flyes instead . I'm s-sorry jeff

Pull ups are good enough right?

NON

>DON'T ORDER YOUR MALE SEX SLAVE FROM THE NICARAGUAN DARK WEB - DO THIS INSTEAD (NON-NEGOTIABLE)

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good kek

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Seid gegrüßt meine Herren, hier spricht Gottfried Reiter, X. Athleten-Korps.
Dieser Lehrgang wird euch beibringen wie man gemäß den preußischen Tugenden exerziert und nicht rumläuft wie ein Haufen Franzosen vor Sedan.
Um euch zu zeigen wie man seine Schultern korrekt extern rotiert, benötige ich die Hilfe von Füsilier Isai Hahnrei. Isai komm her und bück dich.

>dfw der Oberst einen dabei erwischt, dass man vor dem Zapfenstreich seine Gesichtszieher nicht mehr geschafft hat

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Salutations distingués sieurs, je me présente, Geoffroy LaCavalière, adepte de culture physique depuis moult printemps et éditeur du manuel d'exercice "Athsvelte tome X", j'escompte via ce fil vous enseigner la méthode permettant de différencier le fait de s'entraîner comme un gentilhomme bien versé dans les arts physiques et celui de courser les blessures tel un fruste. Je requerrai à cet effet l'assistance de mon illustre protégé Jehan de Facepouille, troisième baron Jessy. Sans plus attendre, effectuez prestement une rotation externe de votre humérus

>ywn be Jehan de Facepouille, 3rd baron Jessy

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OH HEY GUYS

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>Negotiations are disabled for this video
every time!

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ausgezeichnet

HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP JEFF CAVALIER ATHELENE S.S. DOT COM HERE , ARE JEWS STEALING YOUR GAINS? DO THIS EXERCISE BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY WORKOUT

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No, I ignored the shit out of your dogshit normie channel instead.

No.

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>I need obscure shit that doesn't work because I'm a special snowflake
shoo shoo dyel

Why not?

I don’t watch snowflake shit, I just watch shit that isn’t clickbait garbage with little basis in fact. He’s a terrible trainer and his lifts are shit.

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I did rows instead. They work the rear delt so I'm all good, right, Jeff?

>little basis in facts
>signs million dollar athletes
ahaha you're just a pathetic hater
possibly a fat slob that might lift more than average but has terrible lifts for his weight
but I'll maintain that you're just a salty dyel

>I PUT TENSION ON MUH MUSCLE TO MAKE IT GROW. PUTTING THE SCIENCE BACK INTO FITNESS(TM).

more facepulls, your highness?

Full Nelson pulls?

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memes aside jeff is the best fitness youtuber bar none. no other channel comes close in terms of knowledge gains

is this jeffs stand?

GUYS DON'T DO WHAT JESSE OVER HERE'S DOING

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>I don't like this exercise because it highlights my weaknesses. Do this easier exercise that is only half as effective

Wow training genetic freaks must be so difficult. You have to, like, not breaking their fucking legs and shit.

no proper external rotation

im going to ask you to stop negotiating right fucking now.

>it's all just genes bro nothing can be done
lmao typical dyel excuse
see yourself out

Austin Baraki and Jordan Feigenbaum absolutely piss over him, both in knowledge and the amount of content in their videos. Nevermind they’re more aesthetic and lift a shitload more than he does. Jeff is coddled by the sports industry, which any fucking moron can succeed in.

>the sports industry, which any fucking moron can succeed in.

Are you fucking high?

>the sports industry, which any fucking moron can succeed in.


lmao sure thing

MORE FACE PULLS, YOUR HIGHNESS

must be an american. kys

You really think it’s difficult to make the genetic cream of the crop into a stronger athlete?

"DIO! I TOLD YOU DO TO YOUR FACEPULLS"

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ARE YOU TRYING TO NEGOTIATE?

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you do understand how much money goes into training athletes, correct? and how much money is on the line when it comes to injuries, etc? why would they not seek the best trainers available?

>t. fat powerlifting moron

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this gets me every fucking time

You're not supposed to do that high of a weight.

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Guter kek, basiert und rot-gepillt.
>dfw Preußischer Post

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KEK'D

t. internally rotates shoulder

MORE FACE PULLS, YOUR HIGHNESS?

I unironically started doing facepulls because of jeffposting

Are face pulls even as necessary if you do a good amount of rows?

>to prevent any shoulder rotation

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>mfw I saw some non athlete doing upright rows, behind the neck presses and internal shoulder rotations
Heh, shouldn’t have tried to negotiate, kid

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I thought I made this but then I remembered I actually made the one about Jeff Nippard
>I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen scientific studies in his tiny hands without paying.

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>all the negotiators in this thread

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