Plate dispenser is all out of 45s again

>The gym circus strong man bent my favourite bar into a bow
Why can't they just do normal lifts like the rest of us?

>The Swolelice finally caught the gym serial rapist
Shame, really. The thots were finally starting to dress modestly out of fear

>manlet pit is overflowing
I fear an uprising

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secede

This threads fuckin gay

Youre all gay fags

I don't know. The new manager Abroham Leancoln is very adamant on enforcing this new rule

But user if you move it the pocket dimension that keeps the plates might destabilise and cause a gym black hole to form

>forgot my lift shoes at home
>immediately thrown into manlet pit

Piss off, hetero boy

based no fun allowed faggot

>treadmill ran out of belt

youtube.com/watch?v=RPOnL-PZeCc

Cliffnotes: The south was 87% of the union's tax revevnue. The south was all, Uh excuse me what the fuck? Some seceded. Then lincoln issued a military blockade of their ports without congressional approval (no one died).

Other southern states were like: Excuse me, what the fuck? Also seceded. Lincoln goes to war for that tax money. Says "If I could preserve the union without freeing slaves, I would. If I could preserve it by freeing slaves, I would. If I could preserve it by freeing some and not freeing others, I would."

Lincoln also shuts down over 300 newspapers who criticize him and lock up editors.

Blah blah blah lincoln is a tyrant, war crimes. Near the end he makes it about slaves (a massive after-after-after thought) to keep european countries from entering his unconstitutional war. Slavery was abolished in europe mostly by this time.

Civil war ends. Union wins. They lock up the head guy (forget his name) to try him for treason. The first lawyer they tap agrees, reviews the facts, then recuses himself because the union would lose the case. Second lawyer they tap agress, reviews the case, recuses himself because he believes the north would lose the case.

Abraham is assassinated. His VP offers the guy a pardon. He refuses because he didn't do anything wrong. Blah blah. The courts use a weird logic that because he used to hold public office and was declared treasonous and therefore could not hold public office anymore they can't try him for the (((treason))) and set him free, without a trial.

Tl:Dr: Revolutionary war: High taxes, military action > war against tyranny. Civil war: High taxes, military action > war against tyranny.

day of the tunnel

You forgot the part where Lincoln wanted to send all american slaves back to africa and even set up an entire nationstate to do it.
((they)) couldn't allow that and had him assaassinated and blamed it on some actor.
Even had his wife committed.

>gym black hole sucked in all the barbells

>bunch of old timers using all the benches to feed gym birds

also let's not forget that out of the 15 million Africans transported to be slaves, only 500,000 were shipped to north America. The other 14.5 million went to European nations and colonies. In fact Britain was by far the largest importer of black slaves with approximately 2-3 million. And yet despite all that, for some bizarre reason, America is considered to be the cornerstone of slavery, the greatest perpetrator and the most heinous. You never hear about the slavery that occurred in other countries.

1.Because the slave boats were mostly owned by jewish americans.

2.America depends on and even went to war over slaves. No not to feed slaves but the unbelievable amount of wealth that african slaves brought in.. The lower class whites who were better paid slaves brought in some but it paled in comparison to the sheer wealth that was being brought in by the blacks.

3.They use slavery and racial division to keep the country divided and easily controlled.
Both the conservatives and liberals do that kind of thing. It's how the oligarchy controls this country.

Lastly, other countries released their slaves long before america but america DEPENDED on them

By the way, those slaves you were talking about? They died on their way to their destination or ended up on the bottom of the sea because they were dead weight.

>mfw all the benches in the gym have extra armrests to prevent squatters from sleeping on them
Makes it impossible to lift comfortably

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>the lunk alarm is broken
guess I'll go work out at home

I've never hated (((them))) more than right now.