Suicide General

Who /loser/ here

>27 year old as fuck with a NW 2.5
>Only make 92k, which is minimum wage tier in LA
>7 inch dicklet BPEL
>5'10 manlet
>only fucked 4 women in my life. 1 was a hooker I lost my virginity to. The other was a 3/10 gordita
>completely unable to pull any girl above a 5 no matter how much I lift and study game
>no friends
>no purpose

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Can I have your shit when you off yourself?

Wow haha w-what a loser lol

>27 year old with no degree
>Only make 45kAUD
>7X5 dick
>6’1”
>fucked 122 women. Haven’t had sex in about 2yrs
>have had girls from 1/10 to 9/10
>only 2 good friends, barely see them as live too far away, but love the fuck out of them
>purpose in life is to inspire others and be a positive force in life to try and help as many people I can before I die

Feels pretty good man.

I've given so much solid advice on this website but no one ever takes it because it requires effort and motivation and you'd rather sit here and have a pity party so have at it I'm not going to waste my time on you
No one in your position has ever bettered themselves, it's completely impossible, don't ever try just go stare at your hairline in the mirror and sob quietly

Could you give me some advice man? Im at a crossroads, constant internet use, dependent on caffeine, cant be alone with my own thoughts to the point where i have to stay up watching tv till 4am when i can finally sleep

>20 and still in school, software engineering major and business(entrepreneurship) minor
>Have three small software products pulling a collective 10k MRR but I lose half of that in overhead/taxes and the other half goes right into my tuition
>fkn 6 inch pencildick MAX
>6'4 so that's a plus, also went from 330 to 220 in the past year and am continuing to cut and turn my life around
>Same bodycount as OP(4), but just lost an amazing girl in a really really shitty breakup so I've kind of sequestered myself to school, work, and lifting until I lost the last 20 pounds and bulk back up to 220 in muscle
>I go to a huge party school and am fairly interesting(IMO at least, I'm probably not)
>tons of "friends" but 90% are fake as fuck
>certainly have a purpose but I'm a really fucking selfish person and all my goals are self-serving, which isn't technically a bad thing

I'm a bit rudderless at the moment. And everything I'm learning in school is shit I've either already learned or shit I've learned on my own time. Lifting and letting out my autism on Jow Forums between here, Jow Forums, and Jow Forums are my only real escapes. That and coding.

It's ZYZZ

its what?

>22 year old no college degree yet and no stable job yet
>make 150$ a week
>6 inch dicklet
>6ft luckily
>Virgin. I got a blowjob a couple times from first gf and came in her mouth an got a few handies
>no girls since first gf
>no friends
>no purpose

But I am happy to be alive

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>only make 350k as a chef at wendy's
>9x6 inch dicklet
>NW1

Just about done.

>21 yo self-employed only making 200k
>7.5 inch micropenis
>5'11 midget
>only fucked 32 women only up to a 9/10

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>14 month old as fuck
>1-inch dicklet
>2’3” manlet
>virgin except when penis touched mom when born
>trouble understanding big people social ques
>no baby friends
>no degree or education
feelsbadman

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>But I am happy to be alive
Nice. I'm glad you're happy user

I'm a 18 year old ugly ass loser virgin with no real friends and no hope in life. Been rejected so many damn times and flat out told I was too ugly to ever get a gf. My only hope right now is to find a blind girl who wouldn't be able to tell. I wish I was aborted,

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>86 year old baldy here
>haven't had an erection since the cold war
>401k is dwindling
>geriatric nurse at bingo keeps stealing my marker
>friends have Alzheimer's and forgot me
Feels bad sonny boy

Thanks. I don't have much but I am happy. Always feels weird looking at people who have more than me but are unhappy, confuses me.

Australian girls have got to be the most destroyed and used holes on earth I've never seen so many valueless whores in my life, it's part of the culture really

>But I am happy to be alive
Based

I'm near LA I'll suck your dick

Yup. It’s why once I hit the 120 girl mark I sorta wished up and gave up. Trying to get life in order to immigrate to America. Hopefully I can find a nice little life over there as a chiro

>be australian
>27
>have dated 4 virgins, one hyuge slut and a girl who had only been fucked twice, both by the same guy wearing a condom
Stop meeting club sluts you idiot

Did you keep a list of these girls or something?
I'm around 30 and lost count a while ago, don't care enough to sit down and get an exact number

Underrated. Have a (you)

Im and of those 122 31 were virgins. 18 of those were schoolgirls (legal here). Australia is hit/miss depending on location
Nah I’m just autistic about keeping track of lovers.

Is every board just shit right now? /lit/ is full of jew threads and now Jow Forums with a thread that belongs on r9k and conservative hair cuts
Fuck off you faggots, and go see a therapist you retard. I was depressed for 6 years, took 4 years of therapy, making small steps and WANTING to improve + the right medication, fuck it feels good to be alive. Go get help faggot

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>high percentage are virgins
>deliberately chase women to fuck them, resulting in you encountering women who are looking to get fucked instead of normal women
>wonders why he runs into so many "used holes"
Got me stumped bro.