/fraud/ - Steroids general

No idea for edition edition

Before you ask your retarded question about babbys first cycle, make sure to read the fricking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the frick up nerd.

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time wasted lifting natty
>height
>weight
>BF%
>Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done
>Penis Girth
>Penis Length
>Testicular volume (on/off)

Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.

SARMs and prohormones are generally a waste of time.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

Previously on steroid generals

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I was made to make other people commit suicide.

Cut has started, already hate life.

Gotta suffer to get big right.

>pin 1cc of test on monday
>already 1kg heavier
You cannot outbloat me.

I think I can dial in the estro as I'm getting check up from my doc regularly because of my back. But that also can include bloods. I'm just not sure how the fuck I should go about switching from Asin to Letro mid-cycle?

Also anyone have any suggestions for j jobs a college student can work at while my back is fucked? Retail has been out for the most part.

Anyone below this post is a faggot

Injected 6 times 250mg over the past 3 weeks, still feel absolutely nothing from the test.

Did I got memed? Not even side effects, nothing.

Will get bloods taken Monday to make sure I am not injecting literal air..

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Can I archieve this physics by using only test e?

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why do you make me want to live for the angry sex we're destined to have one day then

see thats the FUCKING PROBLEM i do FUCKING FINE for a while "BEST GF EVER" then somehow shit reveals itself in a fucking storm of devaluation

its always a fucking cycle looking back on my life I should mark this shit down on a fucking calander its fucking clockwork yet somehow every time i'm fcuking shocked and don't realize i fucked everything up and its only after the devastating mental gymnastic olympics are won i realize i shouldnt have fucking done that and by then they alreayd hope that im rotting ina fucking ditch

and every time its like "I love you so fucking much estp but we can't be together, if i could be with anyone id be with you estp" but fucking why even say that lmao just say you don't love me past my crazy or whatever the fuck and let me move on holy shit

also i fucking knew you didnt have the money or balls to send me fent you fucking faggot

test won't make you feel absolutely anything you dumb faggot

Are you mad at Crusader?

>strength increase
>muscle mass increase
>mental increase

That's what the jews sold me

Lmao imagine crusader rejected estp, wew lad

no I haven't talked to him since that fucking faggot had a little spazz in the thread saying I can't talk to him boohoo

we're chatting right now tho

Be nice to him, he's a fragile boy and I'm sure that he's too deeply in love with you.

I mean an user faggot, crusader didnt have a spazz saying i cant talk to him

we just havent talked til now no particular reason

>mfw probably never having angry or passionate Sex with estp
Why even live

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Are you retarded.
Takes 4 weeks for it to saturate your bloods, and almost 10 weeks for you to even see results. You won't feel shit unless you just become an emotional little bitch. Otherwise nothing significant happens.

ughhhhh nano i'm a mentally ill narcisstic sociopath borderline h avent you HEARD all i can do is HURT THINGS apparently !!!!!!!!!

but if i say that its just an excuse and ill never change!!!!!!!

WHY is it a meme to want to fuck me

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and you're a dumb gullible faggot because you fell for it, steroids are not magic and you're about to find it out by yourself the hard way in coming weeks

Just kill yourself fucking retard

You can''t handle me bb

He's just a faggot pussy

Want to nibble on dat DFC

im glad that someone who isnt a fucking faggot user spazz finally pointed out the fact that you are a piece of shit for fucking with crusader
everyone in here knows if he had any nuts he would have dropped you a long time ago

I'm just looking out for my weeb friend. If people feel the need to emotionally involve with a internet stranger and end up "hurt" because they don't get their way then I'd say thats their problem.

How's the cat I'm not really up for drama right now desu, unless its not about fraud I don't know I don't track these things.

He reminds me alot of myself in the past.

Why the fuck did you drop asin, its the easiest thing to handle since sliced bread.

I like your face, ass and 'in your face' attitude. Not even memeing.
Ozzy agrees too

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I'd probably handle you so well it'd be a fucking disappointment for me because I'd be domming your little bb ass into oblivion

I hope I get the best boob job ever and lose all my sex appeal

god get over it already I'm not the girl who fucked you up you fucking fag crusader and I aren't in some kind of fucking magical abusive flirtationship we talk like normal functioning human beings outside of your fantasies

Oh shut up up wretched cunt

thats a whole lot of projecting going on over there, try again next time.

hes pretty great sleeping on a chair beside me rn

when are you moving to maple syrup land again

i'd bang just for ozzy's pics appeal

shut me up up then faggot

so which one of us do you wanna fuck
me or crusader
or why is this any of your business when we both want to talk to each other lmao

>WHY is it a meme to want to fuck me
desperation, not able to fuck/getting attention from woman irl

Yes but you at least try to better things, he's just whining and doing nothing. HEY GUIYZ AM I SAD LOOK AT ME I AM SAD AND UGLY AND HATE MY LIFE. Fucking pity faggot FAGGOTT

I still have a lot of armidex left. I will keep the asin for cruise to let my HDL get back to normal

I am pretty sure my ass is better than yours

i would unironically fuck crusader before you, if you are actually asking.

This desu, crusader is more qt

>I am pretty sure my ass is better than yours
I'll judge that when I peg you BB

who wouldn't

Oral cycles aren't worth taking if you're a male, what stupid fucking bullshit is this OP???

ANAVAR for males? LMFAO idiots

im not sure if you are trolling or just retarded

lmao right the only way to git big as a guy is taking anavar as a suppository what are we all stupid

What is the craziest shit one of your clients ever requested? Like did you ever peg a man? What about shitting and vomiting?

need to finish masters degree first, still 2years min. I'll let you know when its time unless you find true love in the meantime.
12 weeks 2mg mtren and you get BIG little boy

nah I never got any real weird shit that I recall idk where the kinky fucks were hiding out

except that one guy who wanted to piss in a cup in my room instead of go to the bathroom literally a few feet away what the fuck

not even a piss fetish just fucking disgusting weirdo

im pretty sure i posted about that in fraud when it happened though

I vaguely remember some mtf on a dating site trying to get me to sissy fetish domm him but he offered too small amounts of money for me to want to bother

My buddy is sick, i never seen him this sad. He also gained weight again because he's eating all the food from the little kitten

Did he then drink the piss or he just want you to see you piss in a cup?

Would you dominate crusader? I think he likes that

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you have to feed them in 2 different rooms if he is stealing food. Rolley needs some strength to fight that fat sumo ringer

do you think he is jealous of the kitten

mast you gotta show him hes your one true bro

yesterday started my first 15 week cycle :) test c 500mg/week + drol first 6 weeks 100mg ed wish me luck ty

thanks for the blogpost faggot

Yeah i do, but they never eat all the food at once so when they are together they eat each other food

also he is not scared, he strong genetics. Good fighting skills

Sometimes he bites in the neck to show dominance, but this is normal behavior. He also licks him and they cuddle together so i think it's alright

How is your cat doing

Only if he put on some lipstick and wig

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Poor guy, hope he recovers quickly.
Do you play with your cats?

>that fat sumo ringer
Pic related

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>also he is not scared, he strong genetics. Good fighting skills
my sides

Also are you sure he's sick or does he have issues with attention and the new kitten.

British short hairs are known for retreating and shutting themselves out when they feel like they lack attention.

No he's constantly vomiting and having diarrhea

Yeah i know, i give him a lot of attention. Me and my gf even sleep with each of the cats in separate rooms to prevent this from happening.

Yes they really love the laser? and you?

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Jeesh good luck to your pal.

We need to get a laser, so far I take this stick with a ball on the end of it, he loves to chase that around the house as I run around with it like a retard.

Have to keep him active, he finally learned how to miauw properly so the noisy asshole will keep up awake at night otherwise.

what are you feeding them?
ozzy was on wet can food and his shit was disgusting wet a lot and often.
after i switch him to raw meat and bones he looks so much healthier dosnt vomit and his shit is virtualy odderless only once a day

Who tf decided it was acceptable to have these faggots on the board?

>steroid thread
>men fantasizing about fucking each other
>some guy blogging about his cat

Thanks, I'll make sure never to take test lest I become such a pussy

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You should get the laser, ball is ok-tier laser is god-tier for cats

What was wrong with his miauw?

Wet and the normal food. I don't think it's the food because it's the same as he always getting, but he also eats the food from the kitten

Thanks for sharing your relevant opinion

I really dont understand why so many of you are running such high doses of gear and recommending it to the noobs, its insane. You shouldnt ever need more than 300-400mg of test/week thats already 4x higher than any teenager. 1.5+ grams of different steroids is only fucking your body and causing heaps of unnecessary side effects. Im not trolling i genuinely believe this. You should be able to get massive and shredded compared to any normie on 400 test, its also the sweet spot where females still mire your aesthetics rather than see you as some disgusting bald veiny tomato mutant. If you cant make it on a 'low' dose of T then you will never make it regardless. Fix your diet and training and lifestyle first before adding more drugs to compensate.

Sometimes when he tried to miauw only air came out. Like pushing out the last bit of gas from a deo can is what it sounded like.

Now I can hear all the way from the basement to the bedroom.

>why so many of you are running such high doses of gear
because when you're big you need more gear to saturate your blood

look at pic rel and tell me that 500mg of test will result in same T levels in both guys

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Whats the point on steroids if you gonna lose everything when you stop em

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>stopping

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>when you stop em
Now see this is the keyword

Show use what a 300-400 test-e body looks like

How old is he? Could be the age also

What is the point of living if you die anyway

This is what a test e 500 mg body looks like

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Around the same age as yours. A year or so. I'm sure its the ages and the learning.

You were not funny the first time so what made you think it will be funny now?

We all know that is Calum. Instead of being a cringy edge lord maybe you should show your own pictures

Normally their voice will be fuckdup when they're at elderly age. Don't think that would be the case in your situation then

i don't know what's your point in posting Calum every day and saying "500mg test body". You can easily get this body on 500mg test as long as you're 5'5

With the way he screams I think his voice will be shortlived.

How is your cat in this regard?

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are you talking about an laser pointer or some nifty automatic laser? i need something he can play with when i am not home or to tired

to be fare it was about a female so aint that gay

Only changed when he got older. The kitten voice is very funny

Also does DHB make you sweat? Yesterday i was sweating like crazy during leg day

Laser pointer. You also have the automatic ones, but they only do the same thing over and over again.

This one is best

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I don't think the dhb makes me run much hotter honestly.

Hmm, i really draining sweat yesterday. I never had it with test or mast this much

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been getting on and off intense fevers for the last 8 days (since the end of week 2 of the cycle)
Is this normal? Is this test flu or am I just allergic to whatever oil they used?

I agree with most of the ideas you expressed in your original post. I think there is too much of a fetishism of certain compounds and high doses, especially shit like Trenbolone related and orals.

Do you run 3-400 all year round?
I've been considering this as well.

God I fucking hate when you’re in threads. I don’t think your degeneracy is cute or entertaining. You don’t even talk about AAS. This isn’t your blog.
Fuck you

Nig, that pic has been posted on the internet over 3 years ago

Doubt.jpg

>Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.
I thought most people here are against them. Whats an example of an oral only cycle people here would recommend? I know its not as effective as blasting test.

Anadrol, Supderol and Mtren all ran at the same time, maximum amount you can afford

Its sarcasm

Let natural selection proceed for fucks sake

>Whats an example of an oral only cycle people here would recommend?
1 bottle of pic rel

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>roiding for his

How much test are you taking? Could be test flu.

God I am a sick cunt.
MOG MOG MOG
ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA

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600mg a week. How long can I expect this to keep up?

You only miss 100lbs lbm

Good tank top tho, those are the best. Where did you get those

Do you split your injection? Could take days, depending on your immune system. Try to sleep a lot and eat healthy. Maybe take extra supplements to strengthen your immune system

Amazon for $12. Lots of colors too.
I like it more than I thought I would...

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not /fraud/ but fuck noone helping me thought you might know so ill ask here..
Should I try make my own preworkout? Caffeine pills, Beta alanine, citrulline malate. Anything else?
I feel meh and tired af from university feel like skipping the gym everyday. Want to give this a shot.

Nice, i took me some time to find decent ones. Only Armani had those kind of tanks with thinner bands while not showing of your gyno nipples

Fuck those stringers fucking faggots showing nipples

Just wait until you have to work 8 hours a day fucking pussy

>muhhh university muhh hard lifeee
you fucking pussies

Yeah you can. It’s easy. Caffeine pills are dirt cheap. Or you can be a lazy fuck like me, buy a bang, pour half into your shaker, put in half a caffeine pill (or however much), throw some protein in, and enjoy.

The schizos ITT are the best motivation to stay away from steroids.

university was a lot harder than work. work I go in at 8, get out at 4 and that's over. most of my time is spent fucking around on the computer or shitposting here.

uni had a bunch of assignments to turn in, exams to study for, I was never "off," never had a fixed schedule, shit sucked. working is babbymode.

Like it would make any difference if you would take them. You will die skinny

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. get a hold of this fucking fagot

yeah but try to work, gym then have your own shit at your apartment have a gf, have a pet, children etc etc

you probably still live with your parents, fucking cucksucker. You have zero dedication weak minded faggot

I hate pinning every day... what do you guys think about Tren E?

but muhh assignments, muhhh stress, muhh social pressure. Fucking momma's boys. People like me will fucking hunt and eat you alive. Rape your dead corpse in front of your mother and use her tears a lube

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Can confirm. The "shutting off" part after work is worth a lot. I hate those random thoughts "only 3 days left for that assignment" at fucking 2am in the night

you do understand people also have deadlines in real life right?

Yeah but I only care about work when I am at work.

It’s possible I missed this, or that it counts as source talk (but I explicitly don’t want to know a source), I was just wondering if you guys have any specific preferred brands, especially for PCT.
I’m also curious, from your experience, whether Nolvadex is required or just recommended.

It's tamoxifen every generic is good enough

>Flights to turkey and HT booked
>New job at BDD clinic (KEK)
>93-95kg bloatmaxx

Lifes good boys