Lets get some laughs in here boys
Fit Humor
Owen Morgan
Jayden Watson
Luke Perry
>your one rep max
Wyatt Green
Did anyone cap that thread from awhile ago where that 19yr old bald kid was talking about staring people down at the gym? Was fucking great
Lucas Thompson
Joshua Long
Hudson Cook
David Phillips
BasePilled
Adam Clark
If I wanted to laugh, I'd ask for your one rep max
Justin Bailey
Cameron Miller
Ethan Wright
Not really funny. But the staff there are retarded if they don't get it.
Chase Baker
>not eating the rat alive for the protein
He's never gonna make it.
Tyler Peterson
>I proceeded to mate with all 84 of them.
>By the time special forces had breached the restaurant they were greeted by the sight of utterly spent Swedish swimwear models and pizza crusts.
10 thousand keks
Leo Davis
UofT is literal shoe college, good job retard
Sebastian Bell
If this is you you just doxxed yourself friend. The marker doesn't block you the name completely.
Mason Perry
Ryan Ortiz
Jesus, this thing is written fucking horribly.
>randomly capitalized words
>unnecessary semicolon
>lack of commas
>changing tense several times
That GM is a retarded faggot.
Landon Parker
Lost here. Fuck.
Sebastian Stewart
>that GM is a retarded faggot
you're a retarded faggot if you think a GM wrote that
Robert Butler
Does anyone have a screenshot of the user who got his shit fucked up and posted his drawing of what he wanted it to look like?
Angel Green
Not the full thread but here
Nolan Richardson
Recent thread that bestowed genuine keks
1/4
Jose Bell
2/4
Christian Long
3/4
James Martin
4/4
Colton Long
tfw when it’s real
Adam Bell
It is true that shit will pass through you when you break a fast.
Camden Watson
10/10
Jayden Gomez
>that feel when when its real
Camden Sanchez
Why would you just shit on a mouse.
Nathan Scott
>that face when it's real
You fucking moron
Matthew Peterson
No, it's "that feel", and he was pointing out that "when" was used twice, you dumb fucking meathead.
Bentley Myers
It can be face or feel. How new are you?
Brayden Campbell
You need to go back
Wasted quads
Adrian Diaz
>be me
>notice cute girl at gym, anxiety for next 20 minutes deciding if I should talk to her
>force myself to approach her, practically shitting my pants
>initiatecoversation.exe
>*taps on shoulder*
>"hey do you remember me, we had class together in highschool, remember? Mr.user, he got fired for drinking booze at school?"
>she barely remembers me, doesn't recognize me
>spaghetti everywhere
>"haha well I better get back to my workout"
>say I'll talk to her on facebook later
>she says cool
>her and her friend disappear shortly after
>realize I dont have her name
>get home and spend the next 45 minutes literally searching on google "top female baby names 1998" and typing them into facebook search
>her name is rebecca
>message her "So you may have realized I forgot to ask you your name... uhhh... I literally just spent 25 minutes typing random names into the facebook search bar...Im not proud. Fucking hell, end me desu"
>she leaves me on read
>send her the "just fuck my shit up" face, pic related
>a day later she responds "Hey so you seem really nice but I’m actually not looking for a relationship right now or anything of that nature, so I’m sorry I kind of led you on at the gym, you just sort of caught me off-guard."
JUST
(btw this happened a few months ago and I've fucked 3 girls since then)
Cameron Bell
>sending girls Jow Forums meme
Luis Williams
memeing is not a good idea when interacting with normies. But you did okayish she just wasnt into you. Having the balls to aproach is a lot better than most of us can say
Andrew Turner
>dat pic
kek
Easton Russell
>literal shoe college
not a native speaker here; somebody please explain the phrase
Mason Wood
Ive made that mistake too. Lesson learned.
Joshua Evans
best (you) fishing I saw this year
Luis Reed
Massively autistic, massive beta for TELLING her you spent all that time looking for her and sending a Jow Forums meme but alpha for having the balls to talk to her both online and RL, you'll do better next time brother
Robert Adams
It doesn’t ever work, does it?
Jaxon Price
Newfag pls go
Easton Ortiz
Carson Ross
You need to read that dating book some user likes to link.
Lucas Johnson
Arguing over memes posted on a Columbian drug running forum
Angel Brooks
Same thing happened to me but with a squirrel.
Logan Sanchez
wew we got meme police over here boys
Andrew Green
my sides man
Ryan Morales
The sad reality is that most pizza places will get your details before your order so poor user's plan would have been foiled at the first step.
Nolan Russell
please link dating book user
Nathan Campbell
tfw is used for feeling
mfw is used for face
Sure, you can use tfw for face, but only if you're a newfag
Ryan White
>sorry i made cube.
made it to a sir comic. legend
Henry Rogers
>in gym today doing weighted pullups
>turbo manlet walks up to the bars next to me
>jumps trying to grab the bars
>misses
>almost faceplants
>has to drag a box over to stand on it in order to reach pullup bar
Took all of my strength not to burst out laughing
Eli Perry
Witnessed it
Nathaniel Bailey
holy shit the newfags are getting brazen
Lincoln Foster
Maintain proper form when squatting
Nathan Allen
At least now we know who the sniff poster is.
Noah Ward
It’s like telling somebody about an inside joke that’s 15 years evolved and going “you had to be there”
Nolan Baker
When will those manlets ever learn?
Gabriel Russell
This isn't even reddit spacing, a whole new level
Oliver Miller
GODSPEED, POOP MOUSE
Robert Wright
Models?
Jaxson Lopez
>message her "So you may have realized I forgot to ask you your name... uhhh... I literally just spent 25 minutes typing random names into the facebook search bar...Im not proud. Fucking hell, end me desu"
OH
Gavin Roberts
Easily defensible.
Say you were smelling it because of the dude before her and youre okay
Isaiah Nelson
you can, but only surface level memes. Like the kind that you make while passing by.
Angel Miller
Levi Taylor
Dunno how the fuck this is Jow Forums humor, but it was a good read
Jose Brooks
wait what
Chase Bennett
Alexander Gomez
Jace Torres
Aiden Bailey
Nicholas Young
William Barnes
ABSOLUTE MADMAN SENT A NORMIE GIRL THE JUST FACE keksimus maximus
Luis Stewart
>hitting gym with brah
>brah went from skinny DYEL to solid twunk
>be doing ass-to-grass pause squats
>brah goes down
>out of nowhere hear loud rip from friend and he quickly gets up
>"motherfucker what was that? are you ok?"
>"i think so user"*pats himself*
>"well... do you, by any chance, have a spare pair of shorts?"
>"noooo.. wait. did you crap yourself?"
>"no user but I'm pretty sure I ripped my shorts"
>his shorts were ripped from waistband to taint
Wyatt Cooper
>Social """"science""""
Julian Lopez
every time i see this i find some new nuances about it. Fuck me, meetups are the best thing about 4chins
Andrew Wilson
This is the shopped version to make everyone uglier btw
Nathan Anderson
I love this potato elf
Adam Miller
>C'MON
Based piano man lives on
Aaron Sanders
S-sauce?
Dominic Allen
>she let you down as gently as possible
>after the autistic mess you put her through
>"sorry I led you on at the gym"
That girls actually a saint
Carson Phillips
I FUCKING KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
Jaxon Evans
Jose Taylor
Carter Morgan
>No "doesn't count as a meal" on the label
0/10 meme
Jose Kelly
>Dylan Roof on the right
Amazing
Luke Smith
Cyclops or Ogre girl? Which would you prefer to take control of you?
Zachary Bell
Neither.
I want that mega milkies character, whatever her name was
Noah Young
Fucking hell user. She's either Mother Teresa reborn or scared you were her future rapist and murderer. I almost feel sorry for girls if they have to put up with this.
Jonathan Cook
Elf-san wa yaseragi-somethingortheother
Idk but it's hot
Leo Brooks
3/10 for the preoteins
Jackson Bennett
So you're saying Dylann Roof wasn't at the /fa/ meetup?
Gavin Morgan
god it's good
basically my two kinks of force feeding chubby girls until they have pot bellies
>like the orc (more like Pork) girl
And fit strong chicks improving themselves
fucking help me bros
last gf I had was a wheyfu who was a powerbuilder and I'd funnel feed her massgainer shakes until she'd complain she felt like poppong.
I'd do it all winter long.
Then she's be so ashamed her her firm, soft, glutenous body, but fuck me if I didn't smash the shit out of it
Rinse repeat for three years until she decided she was a lesbian.
Wyatt Garcia
>God it's good
You're damn right. There's a whole harem of chubby monster/fae girls
Christian Price
i got to chapter 3 or something and i still haven't seen actual sex
is this one of those dumb sexually suggestive things without actual fap material?
Sebastian Scott
>There's a whole harem of chubby monster/fae girls
;_; Plug me in to VR with a chubby monster girl harem for life brehs