Could someone grow taller by

by making a system that constantly pulls my legs on the opposite direction?

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No little one

It would basically be face-pulling but for the tibia and femur.

A guy could hope.

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bump

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Play basketball and do lots of running while you are growing.

You can squeeze out that last inch by hanging upside down from gravity boots and a home pullup bar. Great for your back anyway.

You have to deal with my 6'2" ass doing it too, but it's kind of a secret, no one does it.

Lmao just hit the gym llittle buddy! Can't believe short guys still exist in 2018!

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>tfw standing at a comfy 6'0"

>6'1"
>wife is 5'3"
>Afraid to have manlet offspring with her for the last 5 years.

>grow, grow, grow!

You fucked up bigly

You are playing a really dangerous game there buddy. You really wanna bring a potential 5'5'' turbomanlet into a generation of kids who are gonna be like 6'5'' average??

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Sure, but a plane ticket to thailand is much cheaper

yes, you should try it

This is why we need CRISPR.

Imagine those monotheistlets thinking height has anything to do with avoiding Hellfire in the Hereafter.

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Just lol

God I can't imagine being 5'6. The amount of women that would be instantly turned off is staggering. It's better to be fucking bald than short.

Who cares

Hahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Being A Manlet Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Grow Like Nigga Just Stop Being Short Haha

hit the gym fatass. no excuses for guys to be under 6'2"

kek

thanks to the spics the average height in america has been on the decrease for years now and is projected to continue that way. literally every other country has been increasing though if you were talking about them

Dad is 187 cm
Mom is 163 cm
I'm 180 cm and 19

you must be desperate to marry someone with a dramatically different height. Your offspring will pay for your decisions.

when you work out the difference between a 'manlet' and 6 foot tall guys, it's crazy that people care so much about a few inches as if it matters at all. Sad state of western society

When her weight starts with 200 XDXDXDXD

Why do you tallfags do this? Can't you find a non-dwarf woman who is at least 5'8?

>significantly taller than both my parents
>dad is 5'8
>mom is 5'6
>I'm 6'3 at 23
>younger brother is 6 foot
>youngest brother (junior in high school) is already six foot

Hmmmmmm

is the milk man really tall?

This site is ruining you. Get out of here before you make a mistake.

>father is 184 cm (6')
>mom is 170 cm (5'7)

>I am 186 cm at 22yo (6'1)
>gf is 176 cm at 20yo (5'9)

>sister is 160cm at 27yo (5'3)
>sisters boyfriend is one big lanky motherfucker 206 cm at 27yo (6'9)

I am pushing sister to have kids already, but to be honest I am just brutally curious what will these mutant kids look like when they grow up. Either they will be guarding the pit from the inside or will lead front assault on the pit treasure room

>be 6'0 and content
>kids these days are way taller, girls in heels are 6'1 to 6'2, guys even taller

Fuck.. I can feel my learning disappear

Rowing unironically makes you taller. That’s crew to Americans. You have to do it for years though.

Maybe doing a minute long dead hang from a chin-up bar every day while you’re growing up would add a few inches. Not sure it would work post 21 though, unless you’re a hunchback.

Oh FFS quit whining about shit you can't change and make the best of your life that you can, otherwise you're just pathetic

My dad -1.85
My younger brother -1.90
My younger sister -1.75
My uncle - 1.90
My male cousin -2.0
My female cousin 1.8

My mother 1.5
Me 1.70

Thanks mum

How does it work???

I’m 6’2”. Now, I’ll admit I’ve had me giggles at the manlet memes, but I gotta say, it revolts me that there’s a movement for fat acceptance, solely for lazy, entitled whores, but these poor fuckers under 6’ are immediately dismissed due to something legitimately genetic? I’m sorry, smallbros, that the world is in the state it’s in.

Oh man, there’s this girl I worked with who’s a petite build at 4’11” and I just want to take her every which way. Tiny chicks are the best.

DON'T DOOM YOUR CHILDREN.

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How tall is her dad? That might be more useful in knowing your future son’s height.

>5'9
>slept around and have had 3 serious relationships
I'm impossible according to you lot