What is a good, malny haircut for the Jow Forums gentleman?

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C R E W C U T

> higly aesthetic
> minimal time spent on maintaining hygiene/style
> looks good on most men
> works great with facial hair

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low skin fade, number 3 on top, and line the front, proceed to pose like the mutt you are if applicable

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cheer up

whyre you tellig channig tatum to cheer up

sorry Chad, i was just making a vidya joke, it won't happen again
youtu.be/g_2VZvi0fQ0?t=66

Buzzcut's the only choice dude.

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nice

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this one

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I cut mine like this and I like it
I took a 2 razor to the sides and back of my hair, and just cut the rest with scissors to make it look good. You just have to make sure to follow your hairline on the sides

Depends on the shape of your head. You cant just copy a haircut because it looks good on someone. Go to a decent salon/barbershop and ask for opinion. Also if you're 25+ year old you should already know by now what type of haircuts suit you.

Pic related is me. I mog all of you

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>Asian twink holding new iPhone.png

Undercut

/thread

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This but unironically.

1) be masculine af
2) this

>putting gel in your hair to look like a 15 year old in the 90's is "ivy league"
cringe
ivy league was just a traditional 1950's, 60's haircut, short back and sides and parted left or right. nowadays the ivy league is a freak show full of so many ethnics I doubt enough have straight hair to even have that kind of haircut

christ that looks fucking awful

>receding hairline
>ugly ass face
>i look like fucking vegeta the manlet, except not ripped
>no haircut looks good on me due to dumbo ears either

It's all over

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buzz is the choice

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Long all around brushed back so it naturally holds. Wear a trucker's cap regardless of what else you're wearing.

I want this but I have big ass dumbo ears

Hi Tom, fancy seeing you here

Bryden?

please tell me that's shopped

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Don't make fun of Eggard.

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Nope. Is Tom based?

Nope. Is he based?

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fuck your meme haircut

lol arab.

>showing head hair

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>the left's best """attempt""" at memeing was photoshopping an obvious cia controlled op that no one on the right cared about anyway

lol the absolute state of commies

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Tom is the biggest Chad and pussy slayer I have ever met, he's tall,handsome and stylish though, not a fat fuck like you

Just grow your hair out bro.
Get that mane.
BECOME A FUCKING LION

looks like someone squeezed a turd on his head.

>being this mad

hippie faggot 420 alert

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This

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trumple mad lol

The only manly choice

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Damn

Goals

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>3 on sides
>5 on top
>little bit extra up front to comb over

if you dont look good with this you wont look good. just comb your hair and put a little gel in when you wake up.

The only cope choice*

U 15?

get a real job, how about?

true, growing it out is better

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What if my hair grows like alphadestiny?

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yeah if you dont have a masculine face itll make you look young. if you cant get a regular haircut and look like a normal person then you arent going to look any better with an extra 2 inches of hair no matter how you cut it. shorter=better

Hi

Should i let it longer lads?

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Good as it is

you look like you work at a kiosk in a mall

leave it as is, zoomer

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this haircut is great for looking like a minority

Good job on the Monster in the foreground

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>ss mode

The hitler youth or undercut is definitly going out of style, so many men have it regardless of how shit their physique or clothing is. The buzzcut is definitely being talked abiut more on /fa/ and might be the next big thing, if you have the facial aesthetics you could try to pull it off.

there's nothing more aplha than the classic SminCut

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Mid fade from a 1 up, taper neck. About 1-1.5 inches on top.
Basic crew cut with a fade.

Every puertorriqueño in New York City looks like this guy!

Kek poor Sminem look like a goblin.

im a lieutenant

This guy gets it. Crew cut shows that you have an eye for the aesthetic, but aren't so feminine that you spend an hour doing your hair.

Medium length
>not too long it gets in your eyes or is a bitch to handle
>not too short that you look insecure
>works with most facial types, I cringe whenever I see someone rocking short hair that clearly doesn't have the race for it

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im fucking screaming send help

>going out of style
who the fuck cares about trends

Like this.

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>the reflection in the shades
Kek, good job user

What does that mean

Ugly nose, besides that he has good hair and Style

heres the real deal about long hair:
takes 2 years to grow out and the first year will be awkward looking so hope you like wearing hats all the time. 10x the amount of work/maintenance as shorter hairstyles and will get EVERYWHERE. your clothes, bed, especially shower drain, which will inevitably clog. I’d also recommend getting a good job BEFORE you start growing it out.

was it all worth it? eh, yes because I always wanted to and I think every man should try long hair once in his life, especially if you might lose it later on. will also make you appreciate when you see girls with nice hair because you know how much work has to go into it. with shorter hair you can just roll out of bed and go in public and at least look presentable. with long hair you have to wet it and condition it at a minimum if you want to leave the house that day

do it while youre in high school or college or after you get a desk job - if you work retail or construction or something like that, it probably doesnt matter

good luck

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>chasing trends
never gonna make it senpai

It always blows my mind how different long hair makes you look. I can see you with a buzz cut and you’d look like another person.

if you're college aged or younger and have dark blond or lighter hair, this is one of the biggest halos possible

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not always. a little extra length goes a long way on top and only takes a couple seconds to style. i also like to feel like elvis when i hit the front of my hair with a fine comb and a small bit of gel.

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Literally how? Is this the same length on the top or longer on the fringe? how would you even style this

you do like 1/2” - 1” on the sides and back, and leave like 4-6” on top. not that hard really. you could give that haircut to yourself. you can also leave your bangs an inch longer for the comb over style

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hair style and facial hair make a significant difference, for sure.
and are the same person

its important to learn a good hair style for yourself; it can make or break your whole aesthetic

Its more the parting and styling that i'm thinking, or is that just a natural wavy thing?