Tell me how to grow taller

I'm under 5'7". I've never had a good reason to consider suicide until now. But today was the day I realized that the reason my life has been so miserable up until now was because of my shortness. My levels of happiness in my past years directly correlate to how I percieved my height; I have an attractive face and I work out but am still a kissless virgin; I was bullied exclusively by those who were taller than me and felt intimidated by those in my age group.
It's a little bit difficult to describe, but I can now say with 100% certainty that my height is the reason for my misery today.

I don't see any point in living on if I can't grow taller. It's either suicide or steroids at this point.

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giraffe shows
torso extensions
neck elongators
become a paraplegic, nobody calls a man in a wheelchair a manlet
get a hed transplant to a 6ft 11in giga nigga
GRO GROW GROW streches
fuck off and die and hope you're reincarnated as a taller person,

Hgh injections now

>this

I've heard that hgh is impossible to get without a doctors note, so OP is prolly still fucked

it's not about height. hopefully you'll see this. just look at Tom Cruise. he gets the QTs. focus on building yourself and the hot braps will come.

develop your skills. develop your charisma. one of the most successful dudes i know is highly charismatic, owns a restaurant, constantly bangs hot women, and is about 5'4. his attitude is all.


forget about height.

>Tom Cruise
yeah and tom cruise has one in million face

op said he's attractive... you're not seeing what i'm saying. see the forest not the trees.

Oh, I can see the forest allright. And the wolves and the Bears and the Dead bodies hanging from the branches.
Being tall would cure me of every single facet of my anxiety and let me lead a badass and confident life.
But because I'm small, no-one takes me seriously. I have worked on all facets of my existence but somehow it has to be the one thing that I cannot change, my height, that will doom me to being a wizard for life.

HGH or nothing. I'm in.

>Tom Cruise
so be extremely attractive, talented, and charismatic

If you're older than 16 it's pretty much over for you.

why do you want to be someone who you're not?

So I can go around telling people I don't like to go fuck themselves and not shit myself at the thought of it

i am very tall but still insecure
sure i can get laid easily but i am still very insecure

Tom cruise is a actor with hundreds of millions of dollars

And my point is that if I were tall all my anxiety problems would be solved and I could basically ascend to godhood.
To each their own, user.

>dude just be Tom Cruise lmao its easy

no you wouldn't mate

>How will we ever know unless OP injects himself with HGH?

challenge accepted

>get 1.5 inch lifts
>stand straighter
>walk with your feet together
>slide your hair up for an extra .5 inch
this should give you 2 inch

it won't

tom cruise was just an example. stop overthinking

attitude is everything

>i am very tall but still insecure

sounds like you need to do more lifting.
Just out of interest, how tall are you exactly?

Lol manlet

pursue a path into genetics and microbiology and develop a virus that can replace your manlet genes with 100% stud aryan supergenes via horizontal gene transfer.

if you take hgh supplements after that you'll grow to 6 foot 4, guaranteed.

buy some ashwaghanda you lazy nigger

if your bone plates haven't fuzed yet you should be good to go. Are you under 21? If so, cease all your drug taking habits. No alcohol. No caffeine. NO NICOTINE. Nicotine inhibits bone regeneration, so I think it's fair to say that it most likely has an adverse effect on those who are still growing.

sorry man, it must suck to be you

>inb4 5"4'

morrocan master race reporting in

I'm 18, do I still have a chance?

196cm, 6'5''
not very tall compared to my family, but to the average european i am very tall

Holy crap, you should totally work out and become a tank. That's what I would do if I were you.

Cant grow anymore. Time to become a hero!

You really think women care about height vs. How jacked you are?
Ill give you your best red pill youll have for today:
Women dont know what they want. There always talking about height and how its so nice. But they can be won so easily by a thousand other attributes. You have a big dick and can bench 250 pounds and have eight pack ans and i gaurantee you any woman who demanded a 6 foot tall guy will jump on your dick in a second if your chiseled and have 8 pack abs even if your like 5 foot 5. They really dont give a fuck. Women are always contradicting themselves.

nigga i;m 5'4" i shoulda offed myself years ago
high dose HGH right before bed 10ius a day!

*good quality HGH, very pricey but hey

6'3 and I'm a 28 yr old virgin
Don't sweat it

Just pump weights. Dont fuck with your body like that.
Youll end up with diabetes and carpral tunnel the path your taking. And youll have a skull so enlarged that its out of proportion to the rest of your body unless your doing roids. So once you become vain enough to add roids along with your hgh youll nevee want to come off because youll looked all fucked up like your heads to big for the rest of your body.

Your life sucks because you are whiner.

>Ashwagandha
Does that actually make you taller?

Well, did it work? Did you grow at all?

im 5’7” and slay when I want

lift more, cut more and work more OP. many women just want a man taller than them

You need confidence more than a growth serum, my nigga. I don't care what girl you approach, if you have charisma, you're funny, and even just a tadbit healthy, you can fuck. Stoo being a bitch, bro, go out and do it. Love ya, shortanon

Nigga try being 5'3