How much do I need to lift to get a volleyball gf?

How much do I need to lift to get a volleyball gf?

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more than you are now

You need to lift the top of your head 6’3” from the ground

Your head at least 6 feet two inches above the floor

Mirin hivemind

I heard volleyball and water sport teams have the highest concentration of thots in female sports, is this true?

How much for a Kazakh volleyball gf?

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I prefer the 2d variety of volleyball girls.

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Yes all the girls on my alma mater's volleyball team were thots.

same

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Chick on the right is literally perfect

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>be me
>Currently dating 6ft tall volleyball thot
The key is to be 6'8 and also sick at volleyball that's my secret

absolutely bad taste my man. left is mogging the fuck out of right
>day 5 nofap and see left WEW

Right looks like you could feed her on eggs and chili con carne and a dutch oven from her would still sound like the stroke of a harp and the smell would invigorate mind and soul.

>Be freshman in high school
>edgy teen from /b/
>6' volleyball chick with a fat ass was into it
>invited me to her Halloween party
>showed up and it was a mansion
>pulled me to the side, wanted to "show me something"
>took me into a secret bookcase room over the garage
>$100k worth of musical equipment
>"w-wow this is n-nice"
>awkward silence and eye contact for too long
>"...alright well that's all I wanted to show you"
>went back out to the party
>still regret not making a move 10 years later

bout tree fiddy

That's a bummer. One day you'll find a $100k room full of musical equipment again.

left looks like a thot. Right is aryan elegance and perfection.

I got a volleyball gf after I hit 4 plate dl

She married a manlet but I saw the pictures on social media and it was so classy, both families had stupid money and went all out, she should be glad she didn't end up with me because I'm broke as a joke lol

>on the Jow Forums board where you're supposed to improve yourself
Go improve yourself, fren.

I've been lifting for a year and a half natty and I start classes for a degree in business on the 15th, worked manual labor in forklift and polymer factories for the past ~8 years around guys that were barely literate and I couldn't hack it anymore, doing the best I can

That's because you are fucking degenerates

I have a 6 foot volleyball gf and I'm literally DYEL
Not true, I'm only 6 foot exactly and I got one.

Keep going bre, pure determination is ley on making it

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that'll be one kojima