Is Jow Forums /frat/?

>their buddy’s dad’s firm

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>slight increase

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>yeah, i was a virgin before i joined a frat, but now i get laid every month! thanks iota nu sigma epsilon lambda!

>virgin

The frats around here have sister sororities and exclusively fuck 9-10/10 stacies every. Single. Night. I don't know what loser coed band geek frats you're talking about

>i-it’s the frat that enables chad to fuck stacy, guys! and if i join chad’s frat, i’ll fuck stacy, too!

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I was never in one, as I said I partied with them, but only some are what you think they are and you are coping on levels previously unknown to mankind

Spotted the jew

Ayyyy fellow Pilam?

I was a kappa sig, but I got kicked out for fucking the president's girlfriend and selling drugs to pledges. Also our chapter got dissolved like a year after that.

ok, i’ll stop memeing
yes, frat dudes have lots and lots and lots of sex with lots and lots of hot women. no argument there. the mechanism by which they accomplish this is through pooling lots of their money into hosting events and buying lots of liquor for the girls they fuck to enjoy first. while this is all snazzy and exciting and fun, this is just another form of getting a girl to fuck you by buying her shit. distributing the costs among brothers doesn’t erase that. nothing wrong with transactional sex at all, it’s fucking sex, but it’s still the beta method of getting sex, no matter how much clout you surround it with.
are there actual alphas in frats who wouldnt need the frat system to fuck 10/10s? absolutely. but acting like being in a frat in and of itself is alpha is 100% grade A cope, and i enjoy laughing at boat shoe faggots, so i will continue to shitpost

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ΤΕΦ at Penn State, Rush with us if you wanna get pussy
you can be mad all you want that fraternity brothers have more fun than you anyone who goes or went to a school with frats knows that girls will turn up at your door by the dozens cause they want to get trashed and they want to get fucked.

Stop sitting in your dorm room and jerking off like a dork

never said frat bros dont have more fun than me
never said frat bros dont have more sex with me
never said frat bros dont have sex with hotter women than a GDI could get on his own
just saying you paid for the sex you had, and priding yourself on sex you paid for is dumb

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>needing to be a frat to fuck hot women

This is honestly pathetic. I was independent for all 4 years of college and was still able to score pretty easily. Just get involved in clubs that align with your hobbies, and you'll organically build a social network that way, which leads to eventual pussy if you play your cards right. Honestly most fratfags are masters of COPE.

Does it really count of you have to drug the girl, fratboi?

>the absolute state of Jow Forums 2018

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Look at this faggot and laugh.

Frat bros keep doing you thing if it makes you happy, and makes you continue down a path of success.
Non frat bros keep doing your thing if it makes you happy, and makes you continue down a path of success.
Fuck the hate from both sides. You will all grow up eventually, and end up working with each other. We're all gonna make it.

Seemed like more work than it's worth.
>have to set up party every weekend
>give away tons of free alcohol to roasties
>dealing with all the people who don't know how to drink
>have to stay to clean up afterwards
>whole house smells like sweat and pbr
>have to do service requirements
It's like running a bar in your house except you also buy everyone's drinks. Only upside was you could live off campus as a sophomore.

>boohoo
>the current year
C'mon guys tone it down, you're compromising this user's only form of contact with the outside world

people who pay for sex arent going to make it
what kind of backward ass school makes you live on campus as a sophomore? did you mean as a freshman?

Mine wasn’t like that really. We paid like $300 a year that went to insurance Incase someone got hurt. And also some of that went to the uni for fees.

We threw a lot of parties. The parties were self funded with money collected at the door. Nobody paid for booze out of pocket and quite honestly there were just a lot of guys that pulled girls because they were in the same area not because hey I’m in this frat. The school was like 5% Greek life we would have open parties every weekend

I’m sure most schools aren’t like that

not a single slightly-relevant frat at my school operates like yours

Frats are the gayest fucking thing ever and if you are in one you don’t belong here mother fucker. NORMIES GET OUT REEEE

You’re all legacy dads money fags.

5% Greek life at my school
U act like it’s a bad thing to make a lot of money throwing parties and drinking for free

Frats usually make money from parties guy. I've met people that made tons of money from off campus keggers. College students are usually so stupid that they will pay to drink at a party at 500% of the cost a drink. Just like an "adult" that goes to the bar pays more than it's worth.

never said that was a bad thing, why do you think i did?

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This gotta be Pi lam at Temple

Dumb virgin geeds.

Truth is, top frats won't even let nonchads in. You better be tall, white, and slay. That's LITERALLY a metric top frats will judge you on. As part of pledging you'll probably have to collect some panties / have pictures of your frats letters on some girls' tits and asses. So, good luck if you're a beta.

Phi Delt

Even the best frats are littered with 3-4/10s that dont slay and just drink/throw down

i want to have sex but im a five five mexican pale male

Can't wait till Seven and his bois fuck all of you frat fags up

>phi delt
>top tier

lmao keep dreaming kid

what’s the point of joining a frat if youre tall, white, and slay on your own already? paying to be in a frat if those things describe you makes you an even bigger cuck in my mind, because you went from “i get good, high quality pussy on the regular on my own” to “i get good, high quality pussy on the regular with people i wouldnt know if i didnt pay to be around them” for no reason other than youre an easily entertained retard who likes jumping around in sweaty, dark, crowded basements. and if youre tall, white, and good with women you certainly wouldnt need help making connections that could help your career.

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>be black
>be tall
>still slay despite being at a huge disadvantage

Why is this?

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No that's AEPi

I gotta a question for /frat/ boys. Why don't you just take a year off, party and drink? Wouldn't that be cheaper than throwing parties all the time and trying to juggle classes at the same time?

>disadvantage
>fucking black dudes is the easiest way to get back at daddy and show you're tolerant
This whole feminist black lives matter bullshit is making it easier and easier on you
Its not going to last once people are "woke" on std and single motherhood rates but enjoy it while you can

but then they’d have nothing to brag about in literally every conversation they have for the next 8-10 years

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