CHEAT MEALS

a 12 pack of budlight

i usually get a #9 from Jimmy Johns

>not getting the gargantuan

fucking based

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6 of these

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>natty ice

That's not even poor college bro tier, that's homeless nigger tier.

FUCK YEAH GIMME THAT SHIT NAO

I am horrified

I had some popcorn chicken and a cup of coffee

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I cut a chocolate chip muffin in half and it gives me two days in a row of a cheat snack. it keeps me sane

>small bowl of mac and cheese
>cheat meal
nigga I work in an entire box of velveeta shells and cheese (1000cal) like every two weeks

My last cheat meal was two 600cal shredded ham and cheese biscuits from the local biscuit join at 6am when I was hungover

I thought it was some juicy cheese curd (like in poutines) from the thumbnail and that would have been so much better than your poverty pastas.

>people have different taste in food
>reeeeee
really though the only quality of a good cheat meal imo is that it be extremely excessive in quantity

>Oreo Chocolate Shake
>Contains: Crustaceans
wat

probably one of the ingredients is made in the same factory that processes shellfish

It's not really a matter of "different taste" when all you have tasted as cheese in your life is something that shouldn't even be called cheese technically. Move to a country with a cheese culture where you can get fresh curds that are less than 2 days old and you would love it.

>really though the only quality of a good cheat meal imo is that it be extremely excessive in quantity
never making it : the post

>literally reee: the post
amazing
you assumed I was American with zero basis

Why would you consider a normal portion of something to be a cheat meal when you can just work it into your macros? The whole point of cico w/ macro management is that you can eat a normal size bowl of macaroni and cheese and not worry too much about it.

How is this cheating?

>Cheese culture
Go fuck yourself you pretentious faggot it's fucking cheese

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Let's say my diet is normally low in Omega 6 or sugar, then a cheat meal would be something out of a fast food joint that is relatively high in O6 or some sugary shit, but I don't need to make it an excessive portion because I'm not a retard who will never make it. It's not even more satisfying when it's an excessive portion, it's the opposite since you feel like shit after.

>its pretentious to prefer something that tastes better than fucking velveeta

I do this with doughnuts

>it's the opposite since you feel like shit after.
>you feel like shit after
>you feel
>you
you.
I love overeating

Keep doing you brethen. Less competition.

You seem really vindictive and like you have an undeserved sense of superiority. Enjoy having "made it" (whatever that means to you)

1lb fiber one cereal
+
1 gallon of skim milk

1680kcal
308g carbs
4g fat
136g protein

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It's out of care for people that I shit on this culture that "overeating" is the only way to enjoy a cheat meal, not because I want to feel superior. I may use that tactic to trigger you so you have to face reality. The whole thing is silly, you create a need for autodestruction by putting it in your head that it's what will make you happy (and you didn't put it yourself alone, billions of $ in marketing are used to promote this). But in the end, Karma be the judge so no need to convince me that I "miss" the point.

so fucking not worth it lmao. shit tier cheating item

I think you don't understand the entire point of subjectivity.

I get the whole "batman" "beat them up to help them" mentality but you don't seem to understand that people prefer different things. A cheat meal for me can be 2lb of grilled chicken breast.

>undeserved sense of superiority
He deserves it by not being a fat cunt like you

I can do the whole "NO I'M NOT" thing but why bother

>It's just enough for the average male to bulk
I wonder what would happen to someone if they tried to bulk by having just one of these every day.

I was talking about fast food shit, you should have specified that your "cheat meal" is eating in a surplus what you normally eat and we wouldn't have had this discussion. It's not that I don't understand, the discussion started with chemical cancery processed food and then I specified cheating with fast food in general.

Fuck I love this shit but that needs some more alfredo sauce. Go all out on your cheat meals bro

Cico retards don't understand the specific properties of foods. Fructose is essentially metabolized like ethanol.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3649103/

Dominos shill. Also putting alfredo sauce and tomato sauce on a pizza. Enjoy your acid reflux

As long as you do it in moderation I see no issue with overeating fast food. I go on vacation 1-2 times a year for ~1wk and eat and drink my fill the entire time, I don't look like shit and I whole heartedly believe that you don't have to follow a strict diet of "ONLY BROCCOLI AND CHICKEN BREASTS 3X7X52"

Fructose is less likely to be stored as fat, due to it requiring more effort for the body to metabolise it. That doesn't mean you should eat it, but it is less bad than sucrose.

Pelmeni are IDDQD of cheat meals

Sucrose is half fructose, and its glucose fraction doesn't explain its negative effects, its fructose fraction does. Read the article it's not only about storing fat, but fructose does increase lipogenesis. You'll never get nearly as harmful effects from the same amount of glucose in that Oreo shake if it comes from white basmati rice for instance.

Based Sunday cheater

What a waste of a 2600 calorie item.

Sometimes I think about what I could do with 2600 calories (almost 2 days worth for me) but at the same time I think about how good that shake must be. That's 32oz of milk, sugar and oreos.

Eh. The chicken nachos at The Cheesecake Factory are about 2600 calories. That would be a glorious use if 2600 calories for me. Maybe i just don't have a sweet tooth.

I'd rather have 2600cal of cheesecake

Not the actual batch I made but ham and beans with some cornbread on the side, so fucking good.

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This photo somehow looks both British and Russian

we dont eat this shit in the uk it looks like shit

Based and red pilled.

>no issue with overeating fast foods that contain deadly trans fats and shitty rancid oils
Based and red pilled.

Behenchod?

It looks because you haven't tasted it you fat bong.
Your palate cant taste anything than pure grease and salt.

Its neither. Amerikkkan as fuck.

>Spicy Chicken Sandwich with Large Fries or Bacon Cheddar Potato

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>uk food
>doesn't look like shit

taras is better kvas