I just want a fucking girlfriend bros

same bro :( same

>That’s you putting a female on a pedestal
hm

lol they've all fucked 20 guys by the time they're 22

pass

you need sex to function user
lick a dick faggot

that 10% doesn't exist anymore
thanks, feminism

Exactly. I couldnt control myself once and ended hooking up with one and I regret it a lot. Now all I want is a wholesome gf

You say that until you actually get one. Then you miss being single. Take this alone time to save all your money.

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I just want to feel what its like for the first time.
I've never had a serious one before.

>you need sex to function user
>lick a dick faggot

fucking retard did you even read what I typed
Sex is not a required function
you're probably 19 years old telling me what is required
you probably don't even have a serious hobby outside of the internet

i just want sex every day

>Sex is not a required function
what are you, neutered?
it doesn't matter if you have a fucking hobby, you still need to cum
go meditate or smoke weed and give your bros handjobs or whatever nutless faggots like you do

well yea that too. waking up with a qt girl lying next to u must be one of the best feelings in the world

Shit, I just want emotional intimacy. My traps arent big enough yet I guess.
>t. handholdless virgin

yep then you hump her and go to work and have a good day
vs waking up alone, jerking off, going to work and having a shitty day
sigh

Might sound harsh at face value but it’s the truth. And the worst part is that you don’t have to tell them overtly, they’ll be able to snuff you out in due time. Finding a hobby isn’t just some meme response people parrot for no reason, if a girl is the only thing you have going on in your life then you’re going to get burnt when it ends.

Nothing, I think anyone would feel this way after 8 years.

>it doesn't matter if you have a fucking hobby, you still need to cum
he still hasn't ascended beyond material desires

sorry, you'll never make it

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>tfw the cute girls at the asian massage parlor call you handsome, and even though you know they're just trying to finagle a bigger tip out of you you're still somewhat flattered because they actually sound sincere
:3

Its not like that user. I'm decent at talking to girls and by no means do I put them on a pedestal and i'm not some autist who just sits in his basement all day with no hobbies. I just feel really lonely because I've never been in an actual relationship thats all.

Incel faggot

Absolute truth.

but what if you really are handsome, user?

I'm not, but that's okay. We're all going to make it. :)

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If you're not careful though, you'll run into a relationship because you like the idea of a girl, not the actual girl.
Then one morning you'll look over and realise you're humping the leg of a shreeking banshee and she's actually fucking your ass.

Listen to what other anons are posting. Relationships are incredibly overrated, all that lovey dovey shit that you’re expecting can and will be flipped on it’s head in a matter of days. Enjoy your free time and enjoy your personal space while you can, and remember that never meeting the right girl is infinitely better than meeting the wrong girl.

Advice from a boomer, get out and make it happen whenever you have the opportunity. Once you hit late 20s all your friends will be in serious relationships or married and you will barely go out to find anything. My weekends usually involve watching a movie around a friends house with his wife.

Especially if you decide to start your own business and work for yourself or by yourself.

Online dating is absolute garbage, if a woman doesnt have a list of guys that they can call on to date you have to question if they are going to be suitable.

So if you go out to a bar or somewhere where women congregate just make the most of it. A little bit of embarrassment/awkwardness now is far better than dying alone.

But why

No its not you stupid incel fuck.

As long as you have your head on straight and look for warning signs you can find the right girl. You just need patience

This is what happened to me. I met a really pretty girl online and was shocked that a female would be attracted to me. We met in real life and I stayed with her for a couple of months but actually living with her was a fucking nightmare. Had I had more experience before her I would have known to avoid at all costs.

I just want to fucking lift in peace, without all these frog virgins disturbing my routine with their constant bitching.
is THAT way!

>wants to lift in peace
>is on Jow Forums

??

>Moving in with a girl you met off the internet after a couple months.

Wut?

It was summer vacation and she was in Japan.

Unfortunately the only solutions are invent a time machine, move to a socially conservative country that treats women like they are less than men, or give up on finding a woman suitable for marriage and just bang them

You fucking autist get off Jow Forums and go lift dammit

:'(

I was seeing this one girl over the summer but figured out she didn't want to be exclusive eventually so that hurt pretty bad because I think I really did like her, but I read and feel some of the stuff there applied to me as well.
I'm back at university now and I can't see myself wanting to become emotionally available enough for a relationship in the near future, but at the same time I don't want to hook up with random girls because I don't feel intimacy in those encounters. So I get stuck in this catch-22 and end up settling with my left hand.

Then quit holding yourself back and go out and get one, silly

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Thanks I'd rather stay single than have that blob of fat as a gf

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Living with women is easy. Going on holidays with them over a week is brutal.

you naive fool