HELP

Guys iv finally acquired a qt gf and i need help asap.
How the hell do get the touchy touchy ball rolling? Serious answers only

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ask to do more touchy stuff and put each other in touchy situations

watching tv/movies
grooming
fucking

kiss her neck while putting her hand on your crotch. 8/10 times it works every time

Well what have you managed to do so far?

get married

Just fucking kiss her and get some tongue there and if shes normal she might get turned on and just grab her ass or sum shit lol

Try doing this in a private place, seems pretty trashy when its done in public.

Anyway how old are you? Say 46 if underage

gone out to lunch

this aint 1960 bucko

She's already down, just touch her and if she's uncomfortable with it tone it down.

I get the feeling you guys aren't official. If you are and haven't at least kissed her/fucked her yet, that's not a good sign. She probably has intimacy issues if so, and is with you because she feels you won't touch her, like a girl marrying a lifer in prison.

Not to disarm your excitement, just take it slow and don't be a retard. Think about how she feels or you're going to have a bad fucking time.

Lol imagine being in a serious relationship with a women you haven’t had sex with yet

don't be a degenerate

we've been bf and gf fro about two and a half weeks is that enough time to start doing things?

Kiss her first, see how she reacts to that, and move on as you feel it out. Wouldn't hurt to put yourself into a situation where you two are close like watching a movie on a couch or something. Good luck user.

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Sex probably not.

Touching each other I guess

any good movie ideas?

how long until sex?

Wtf, dont do this.. dont ask.. she's gonna see u as a pussy for sure
You have to be like 14 .

I dont know man, each relationship is different but if you guys really like each other and im guessing you're underage, maybe a month or shit

Dude unless you're both like 14 you should have been doing things in the dating process. I "touch" girls on the first date. Not necessarily making out(unless it goes that way), but just touching her arm or the small of her back when you both laugh, or holding her hand. The first kiss is always kind of something you feel out. There's never a "right" time. When your eyes both meet in a comfortable silence, go for her lips as naturally as you can. This is just normal for you.

well not to get all political on you but make sure she sign her consent to have sex form before your do touch her

might come back to haunt you 36 years later

this, watch the newest sunny episode too

I miss those days

>You have to be like 14 .
this

just reading this gives me anxiety, i don't think i'll ever touch a woman again

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It's fucking scary sometimes but we did not descend from weak men. You'd do well to remember that.

Ok man, just hand her stuff and position your hand so that she has to touch it.
Drink from a water bottle and then let her drink from it.
Giver her a hi five.
Just please, please do not be that guy that touched his girlfriends ass in public.

Unless you are autistic this should be straight forward

>please do not be that guy that touched his girlfriends ass in public

Not OP but why not

>Unless you are autistic
do realize where you are right now?

It’s a personal thing really.
I work as a cashier and I just hate serving so some while hes rubbing her hand up and down her ass and them using the same hand to give me money.
It’s a PDA thing.

I do that shit with a smile on my face.
Suck it.

In fact nothing would make me want to slap her ass openly more than knowing fags like you would be butthurt about it.

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Well, at least it wasn’t as bad as when I served two guys that were making out with each other.

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>not sniffing your hands afterwards

Making out in front of people is tryhard as fuck, actually.

What do you mean with tryhard

As in, "look at me, but don't look at me, but I'm so prideful and can't you tell how secure and stuff I'm trying to look!?"

Just touch her nigga lmao

But seriously there is no sneaky way to go about it, just go for it. If she objects to you touching her it probably won't work out

So theyre tryhards for being gay? or for making out?

It should just happen organically , no other advice.

Invite her to pray with you.

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