Confess

Confess

>I have never lifted in my life or wanted to,but I come here for memes and shitpost improvised adises.

>tfw they actually appreciate my advice

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>talked to this girl twice, had a good time
>telling myself I'll ask her out for a coffee tomorrow
>doing this for five days now
>also failed scott curls on the second set last week

I hate squats with a passion so I never do them

When I was 15 I would be a twinkwhore for guys off omegle. I would add them on kik and send them pictures of my hairless bubble butt with tight underwear on and my smooth body so they could tell me what they wanted to do to me.
Now I'm muscular with lots of body hair and have very little desire or ability to do that anymore, I was just a young porn addict. Glad I didn't go the trap route and became a man.

That's not a fitness sin, that's a redemption story

1. more of a Jow Forums confession in general but I have no clue what you people are talking about when manga/anime come up. I have never been into either of those things and sometimes it feels like I'm the only one on the entire fucking website who doesn't know basic chink "culture".
same thing with video games, do people actually still play video games

2. I like porn and I like jerking off, I really do think it's beneficial for my dick, mood and sex drive. it's fucking amazing t b h, I would never give it up. no guy on girl porn though, just solo girls

3. I tell people I've been lifting for a year and a half when in reality it's a year and 8 months, but I just had to take a 2 month break so really it's a year and a half. also sometimes since taking that break (over summer) when stating my lifts I give the projected lifts I would have had I not taken that fucking break and I rationalize that by thinking they reflect my true abilities/genetic potential. they're the lifts I should have if life hadn't gotten in the way.

I squat more than I dl

I tell people that they're gonna make it even though most won't.

T. Asslet.

Thanks to smart investing and a few local political connections, as well as living in a rural area so nothing cost anything, I'll never have to work again. I'm only 26. I don't lift to improve my life, I lift because my life is already over and I have nothing else to do.

every morning i wake up
every morning i want to go to the gym
but i never go and i don't know why

confession: I think ass/legs should be underdeveloped on men. I only do conventional deadlifts and stiff legs where I mostly use my back (stiff leg, round-ish back, john haack style). I literally don't care what my legs look like and I'd probably be fine with them being smaller.

I want to go do a lower body day (jefferson dl and front squat) today but deadlifts on saturday fucked me up, I can still feel my hamstrings whenever I move.

How about leaving your rural bubble

pussy. when you get her number give it to me

T. Matchstick legs.

I still can't deadlift 100 kg after 1 month and a half

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100kg after 6 weeks is pretty normal, you're probably being very conservative with your form and think you can't go heavier when in fact you could. your body isn't used to straining, your movement patterns don't feel natural, etc.

I would probably have struggled with 100kg after 6 weeks, despite Jow Forums memeing that everyone should do 180kg after 3 months. I've heard some dumb stuff regarding deadlifts on here, including "most girls can lift 2 pl8 on their first try lmao". most people are lying. the average Jow Forumsizen doesn't even deadlift 4pl8. It took me 11 months to do 4pl8 for 5, nowadays (year and a half lifting) I can do 235kg for a triple (conventional), with no belt and that's stronger than most people I see on messageboards, in a shorter time. So that begs the question, where are all these people who pulled 405 on their first try if it's so fucking common? did they stop lifting? did they stop progressing?

bottom line, the average deadlift starting point is much, much lower than what Jow Forums pretends it is. weirdly enough they do the opposite with OHP by pretending 60kg OHP is on par with, or even harder than a 180kg deadlift (that seems to be the consensus) when the latter is so much harder to get. it's just some old unspoken Jow Forums meme as far as I can tell, and newer people are just going along with it by pretending they pulled 6pl8 as 14 year old skellies, just to avoid bullying.

I only do a 5x10 set of dumbbell curls each night and I still mog a majority of people at my college.

Where to begin
I bench more than I squat
I am an autist in the gym (rearranging plates, pray before each PR attempt even though I don't believe)
Look somewhat twinkish and prefer it to muscle but also want strength moar so I keep eating
I do retard exercises (latest is pulling barbell up and down, then pulling it up and doing ohp and then lowering it back down to my back and doing squats.

I add about 100lbs. to all when lifts when bragging about my online stats.

fuck man

why do you browse Jow Forums?

I've basically wasted 4 years of training because of inconsistency, I go to the gym for like 3 months and then have to stop other 3, then start again.

This is probably my biggest problem desu.

I don't train legs

Guilty. The "we" in "we are all going to make it refers to those trying or wanting to improve, at least in my opinion.

>Can't deadlift three plates after 7 months of SS
>Juuling too much so I eat like a bird and am watching my kifts plummet

nah, unfortunately they're still much, much bigger than the average guy's. small legs, huge upper body is so fucking aesthetic.

>I don't do legs
>My legs are massive
Yeah nah.

ive been training almost a year and a half and despute gaining almost 20 pounds of mosly muscle, i'm not even 140 lbs yet.

the more i lift, the more i want to be a little sissy/girl. i cant stop that feeling, even with nofap. i think i need therapy

I can't bench more than 58 kgs for one rep after 5 months of lifting

U still gay tho

>I am 21 and still a virgin but I don't plan to go out of my way to change that. I'll probably wait till I find the right girl

I mean I warmup with the average Jow Forumsizen's max DL so I'm bound to have some legs.

Whenever I post, I think of myself as, "the weakest guy on fit who actually lifts" I'm convinced this still puts me in the top 50% for strength of all posters here

I never answer to "post body" posters despite being stronger and bigger than 95% of Jow Forums, because I still have some fat on me (20%+) and I know for that reason it won't shut them up. usually I just go with "post lifts"

I avoid deadlifts at all cost because I have better form and low elasticity and I find it hard to go very deep, even with just the bar.

Help me Jow Forums

Hex-bar deadlift with raised handles.

I meant bad form I'm retarded

faggot

I never squat

I can’t do a body weight dip

gonna order double 'za from dominos today

>get Jow Forums and lose 60 pounds in 5 months, now 12% bf at most
>brother mirin my bicep veins
>asks me for advice
>”just jerk off a lot bro, it’s cardio and muscle building all in one”

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I fap to fat chicks multiple times a day, I especially get diamonds for the ones that stuff themselves on camera. I've been doing this for well over 10 years.

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I don't bench. I only OHP.

haha what if you helped your bro? maybe?