What costume are you going to wear to impress all of the thots this year?
What is Jow Forums being for Halloween?
John Martin
Bentley Moore
dan bilzerian
Jose Garcia
>jason voorhees the original incel king
Or for the more enlightened
>rick Taylor the chad mutant killer
Luis Evans
myself because everyone is extremely uncomfortable around me
Robert Harris
Astolfo
Brandon Ward
preach on brother
on a suicide stack with dnp now, gotta be lean or die trying, literally.
Bentley Powell
L O N D O N
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Hudson Davis
Alone.
By myself.
Unloved.
Joshua Ward
Probably something silly or dumb. Thinking of going as a taco.
Nolan Edwards
Think I'm going to be lazy this year and do Michael Meyers.
Leo Barnes
Does Guy Fieri get the ladies wet?
Leo Perez
Austin Diaz
Gavin Cook
Either grab a wheel chair and go as an advanced cancer patient or Prof X.
Being bald is great.
Charles Richardson
Colton Roberts
Hey I remember you from the last thread.
Still based.
Zachary Thomas
Gave up on the sailor idea. It didn’t really show any midriff.
Sebastian Long
Halloween is degenerate
Lincoln Sanchez
I gained 10 lbs during a bulk to go as Frank Castle
Nathan Cooper
Shave ur head too
Luis Smith
i got this free poop emoji mask last year, wore that to work, people thought it was funny
ill probably wear it again and say that im "shitfaced"
Austin Wood
It doesnt really show off gains but I kinda wanted to go as the guy from hotline Miami.
Aiden Allen
Weird since netflix frank is tiny
Hunter Perry
If anyone wants to go as something to show off gains and is tall just go as Kenshiro.... And if your really fucking tall go as Roah (but you need a square head)
Landon Flores
I just need to find somebody to do the tattoo.
Justin Watson
the original THOT slayer
Charles Diaz
youd never get the tattoo because you're like every other Jow Forums nazi who would never say any of their shit in real life and only does it behind anonymity
Leo Roberts
Doomguy. Waiting on the costume to ship
Easton Stewart
You are really dumb
William Hill
Me too, but as Biker. But I never go to Halloween parties so didn't want to invest so much.
Jonathan Cooper
6'4, 240 lbs. Muscular enough. Going as Bane.
Considering Hardy was just built fat, and no one sees my lack of abs, it should be perfect.
Anthony Nelson
He keeps the turkey moist
Jonathan Cox
R A R E
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Jackson Garcia
not partying but hand making boiled sweets for trick or treaters since i live on a road with 2 schools in a small neighbourhood. gonna carve some pumpkins too
do people dress up for trick or treaters coming past their house?
australian so its not something too popular except small neighbourhoods with schools meaning lots of kids. been living in shit areas beforehand so i have no idea how this plays out but would be good to be involved in the community in a small way
Nathaniel Garcia
you better be shaved bald for that
Lincoln Rivera
Planning on doing comic book wrestler bane so full head is covered. I have a cheap movie mask one and would do a bald cap if the wrestler one doesn't arrive in time.
Luke Evans
Luke Powell
In America yes, many people will dress up to greet trick-or-treaters. Usually they don't go too overboard, something easy like a witch, a baseball player, etc.
Mason Ward
Stuck between king diamond and just a regular black metal look.
Are you the same user who wanted to go as Bane before.
Jordan Bailey
I've done it once before but never posted about it on Jow Forums.
No normie is going to get your costume.
Jackson Lewis
The theme of the party is 'emojis'. What the fuck do I go as? Currently thinking of filling a clove with putty and taping it to my chin to make pic related in a lazy way.
Bentley Young
I know I just want an excuse and it won't be as much of social suicide if I do it on Halloween
Jaxson Nelson
You already look like the shit emoji so just go as yourself
Christian Reyes
>emoji theme party
You have to be 18 to post on this site
Justin Morales
Be a slice of pizza. I got so many sloots taking pics with me
Carter Martinez
Austin Miller
The hosts are almost 30. I'm already considered the no fun guy because I refused to do the open mouth soi face during during pictures even after they told me to 'look surprised!', so I have to put in a little bit of effort in the costume.
Ryan Ramirez
Sounds like you need different friends. Preferably ones with actual test levels.
Lincoln Moore
>Ones with test levels
But they are woman
Adam Nelson
find women who arent fat, angry dykes/office ladies.
Parker Clark
Did I say anything about gender?
Levi Martinez
>What is Jow Forums being for Halloween?
alone
Angel Bennett
TARZAN, MU’FUCKA. Been blasting fat burning supps for a month and eating at 1000 cal less than maintenance for the same time, I should be ripped like zyzz for Halloween lol
Sebastian Cruz
Your going to be ripped like a stick by halloday
Bentley Thompson
post thighs and butt
Christopher James
Chad. Have office shirt, green tights, and yellow high tops
Nathaniel Jenkins
Nothing. I dont like dressing up
Cooper Myers
Lewd
Joseph Collins
I want to be Dale Gribble from KOTH and rant about the government and cigarettes - but I also want to appeal to the masses of thots who I'm sure won't get the reference
Elijah Bell
>tfw dyel
>tfw my friend who looks up to me for lifting is repeatedly demanding I dress as chad and him as virgin
>tfw I do it
>I'm going to lift that day too in that outfit, carrying around a 5 gallon water jug
Jonathan Miller
classic - but you better do the hair too, lad
Charles Kelly
If they don't get the reference then just roleplay harder
Aaron Gomez
I already told you, I'm gonna be Jiro
Aaron Johnson
myself
Joseph Mitchell
fallout 3 ghoul
Zachary Taylor
can't see if I can find some blue tinfoil to give out candies.
Matthew Howard
Please don't be that skinnyfat guy at the party showing his nonexistent gains off in his revealing anime/comics costume because he was "lifting" for half a year.
I've been seeing these autists at all Halloween parties through out college and I always thought of Jow Forums
Adrian Wright
That guy has such a ruggedly handsome face.
Isaac White
100%
I don't know why it took until now for me to realize how retarded these "le ebic nazis" are.
Thank fuck I grew out of it. I blocked Jow Forums now.
Jack Lewis
Todd chavez
Carter Morris
hermes?
Juan Rivera
I'm gonna be Dora the Explorer nigga. I'm a hairy bearded man but I don't give any fucks anymore
Luis Taylor
Perseus you uncultured fuck.
Sebastian Cook
Captain Underpants
OPM when he's fighting the mole people
Generic dark skinned well build horsehung faceless rapists from every single shlick doujin in the japanese market.
Pyramid Head
Asher Jones
Robin. No homo
Hunter Morales
Robin. No homo
Ethan Adams
I know it's the makeup but you look like a chick and I want to dick you down. Post boipucci
Gabriel Adams
Clark Kent, easy enough, have the dress work clothes and compression shirt for underneath. Also already wear similar glasses and rock the haircut. Face looks similar, not quite big enough but it will work.
Ryan Garcia
Idk guys can you help me get clever...
Gonna do a party this year
Kevin Cox
People will just call you a shithead
James Murphy
Hard to do the hard nazi thing IRL unless you really commit to it, it’s your whole life. I play the hard conservative politically IRL, and that rankles some people (and really riles up the lunatic fringe) but it’s defensible to anybody who really matters, and it helps me advance my ideology in a more mainstream party.
Isaiah Long
Sasquatch, I'm 6'8" so
Jaxson Walker
Spider-Man. Ordered the costume on Amazon, hoping it’s a good fit.
Zachary Roberts
SMASH SUM PUSS
Colton Bailey
>a superhero spandex costume
>bought online
nigga youre in for a really bad time, have you ever seen one that wasn't pure shit?
no, being fit wont even save you from having paper thin materials and a permanent faggot wedgie and bulge and an ill fit.
Easton Rodriguez
I've actually done this
Please ignore the shithole, not my place
Juan Adams
going as driver, have yet to get the haircut
kek
Mason Butler
I have seen one that’s a good fit, my friend bought a Captain America one from the same vendor. I agree that in general these sorts of costumes tend to look bad, so I didn’t cheap out on this one. Either way it doesn’t matter too much, it’s just for a little fun with my friends, but all the better if it’s a good fit.
Jayden Williams
Todd! i need help!
Alexander Young
>how to get labeled as a pedo 101
Jeremiah Gray
Going as a chimp from planet of the apes. Latex mask, jumpsuit and everything.
Isaiah Reyes
and my gf is going to be the painting
Grayson Wood
based
Christian Wood
And it's going to be the first painting that Bob Ross has ever made that is ugly.
Samuel Morgan
laugh
Samuel James
>babys first shitpost
Andrew Jackson
Robbie Rotten but with angel wings and a halo.
RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson.
Joshua Bailey
Going as Sipsik, got my dads costume from 80s or 90s Soviet Estonia. Pls no bully, is parent's room
Wyatt Young
>I blocked Jow Forums now
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't even go there but imagine how big of a fag you have to be where this is a huge significant event you tell people about hahahahaha
Jaxson Brown
That's pretty fucking homo actually