Friday night. Why are you here?

>almost 3pm
>morning
Fucking pacific fags

>why do fwb do this?
Women are fucking retarded, we’ve been over this user.

they are, that's why i'll see her tomorrow after the funeral of my granddad and ask her if she's down for getting back together
if not, she can cry all she wants, we're done

Because I'm getting ready for work.

because my feet stink like shit and my lifts are non existant

so, anons, what do i do?

t. bored on a friday night

Because I'm a depressed fuck and all my friends either moved away or stopped talking to me.

i think you need to let her go and look for a new thot. unless the pusy is 10/10 there is no point in trying to get back.

hmm i mean, we have good sex i can't argue against that and everything before and after is nice too
but
she left me in a vulnerable time so that's an no go for me

I have just found out why I'm single alone and miserable

Holy shit. I figured it all out!!!!!

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Because its not even noon

For you... s-senpai

Because I got nowhere else to go

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Idk I just don’t feel like going outside. Every time I go out I’ll enjoy myself and then get bored after an hour and head back home. I guess I just enjoy browsing Jow Forums more.

Reserved two seats at a chef's table for me and the girly tonight. Love that kind of shit, and I got a decent price on it due to some connection. Feelsgoodman.

Freedom Press

Tell us user

Just got back from the gym. I’m going to a seminar at 9am so I don’t want to go out and be tired all day tomorrow. I suck at the gym after drinking too much anyway.
There’s a grill I know about three hours away who keeps texting me that she wants the D so I’m not feeling to bad about staying in tonight.

Got work at 5am

Hate my life

Work at 10pm

Answer him!

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Me too, I love you

>gf went out last night
>got home drunk
>smelled like a trojan condom
>this morning she says she blacked out and doesn't remember anything
d-did I just get cucked, lads?

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Stop eating paint chips

she couldn't resist the BBC

>Studying for masters in a pretty heavy field
>been at university everyday for 10-12 hours a day
>Too tired, I just want to relax, workout and gain energy so I can start studying again on sunday for 10-12 hours at the university.
>Have way too many assignments, need to write a cv and apply for summer internships and go to interviews as well

Waiting for my girl to get off work so we can go do mountains of coke and make poor decisions. Wbu

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Go make new friends. Shit sucks user, I feel you though.

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The only guy I go out with always engages seeking mode for the whole night and never wants to sit down or talk. Then we end up standing around looking at women dancing and he never hooks up with anyone anyway so I don't know why he keeps at it. So I go and spend money and never have fun.

wow that's hot, isnn't trojan condoms the big condoms? Man just think about, your cute gf getting her pussy filled by someone that picked up your gf, and she's dressed all sexy/fancy/sluty and with makeup while he's sticking his XXL dick in her.
Embrace it brah, jack off to it, tell her u forgive her and get her to tell you all thee gory details and jack yourself through these hard times.

i wana get swole

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came back from work, 13:00 to 22:00
1 hour to drive home
now i'm gonna sleep
goodnight

depression

i'm an ugly fucking loser with no friends Bane where else would I be. gonna get a quick nap in so i have energy when i lift at midnight

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Cause I work nights as a tard wrangler

I'm just not feeling like going to the gym today, bros. I just got out of work, tried to save some random dog on the street only for it to run away, tired, feeling down, etc.

I'm going to the gym today though. I'm going for him. Even though I'm down I have to give it my all, bros. If you're feeling down give me all your negativity so I can lift it away for you.

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> Not taking out your sexual frustration/failure out at your wingman and him on you by taking turn fucking each other in the ass while watching straight porn and talk about how unfair this world that you guys are forced to take it out on each other because other chads are fucking the girls you tried to hook up with that night.

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Dump her user, you don’t want a woman who goes out “drinking” without you.

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Don't listen to this faggot user, nothing wrong with having your gf go on all girls nights out were they dress like classy sluts and find some hung guy to fuck her into a better mood and take the load of your sexual activity.

>smelled like a trojan condom
kek

Because I have no real offline friends and I don't like going out. In fact, I don't like doing anything.

The only thing giving me a bit of joy is playing world of warcraft of all things. I guess I'm using it to escape to my teens, a time where I was a virgin and not worrying about women or uni or my business.

Growing up kinda sucks desu

Just came back from drinking with the boys actually.
Left at midnight because I need muh rest.

It was a good day. I finally understood how to not do shit diddlies.

Still live in a frat house because of cheap rent, but I don't want to kill my gains drinking with my friends.

yep, when you hit 25+ it's almost impossible to make friends you can hangout with.

>frat house
>cheap rent

fuck off trust fund babby

I'm a hot head and look like I'm angry and looking to destroy some ass any minute.... I had to look at myself and what I project to the world
It's all pure negative energy
No wonder everyone left me... I can't chill for a minute senpai

Yeah
Idk if I even want friends to hang out with desu

This time last year, I had a gf who I thought I was gonna marry, and we had a cute dog too. I was about to buy a house and everything. She left me in february and took the dog. I met a new girl but fucked up the relationship because I wasnt really over my ex.

So now I got nothing. Except the fuck huge house I'm buying in two months. Gonna be like some depressed batman living alone in a mansion and nobody to share it with.
It's funny because my current lifestyle is just sitting at computer 16hours a day. I could comfortably live in a 1 bedroom apartment. But I can't back out of the deal.

I wish I could go back to simpler times.

Friday night magic doesn't start for another few hours

what's your occupation and which flyover state did you buy your house from?

I'm an architect in germany. I'd like to live in a flyover state tho.

I was going to have some beers outside
But im so fucking hangover that i cant even stand
I thunk i fell for the alcohol meme guys

How is it depressing to own a house? Especially if it's a mansion? You've already won at this shitty irl fps if you can afford a nice house. Also winning at this irl fps means you're automatically able to get pussy because pussy literally reflects your economical situation.

Legit kek

No one except old people go out on Fridays. Everyone knows student nights are Thursdays and Tuesdays.
Nice try grandpa, go take your medication

I never sealed the deal but I manage to make out with some girls regularly. He never does anything though and 8/10 nights spends the last couple hours all moody. The other people I know never invite me to shit.

Because ive left humanity behind long ago

That's the thing about first world problems, they just scale up. I guess I'm just sad because my gf left me.

Oh yeah and I need to pay off the house for at least 15 years. It's a good deal and I can make it work but until then I'm in debt.

Bruh why don't you and your friend just fap together to porn after an failed night out?

>Work until 9
>Zero friends anyway
>Just gonna go home get high and play Vidya

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Because my gym ritual involves watching an episode of Fist of the North Star, walking to the gym, taking my pre-workout, and browsing Jow Forums while I wait for it to kick in

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I got diarrhea and I'm taking leaky watery ogre shits every half an hour

About to see the new goose Kino then i don't know. Yes I'm going alone dont bother asking.

Where should I be?

"No shoes, no shirt, no service" ... I'm not sure I see the problem here.

Just dump her bro. Its. Not worth it having a bitch that doesnt drink responsibly

Got to many excuses to not go down town and work on my social skills. Oh well, guess I'll keep postponing my life

Oneitis finally invited me to hang out with her and drink, so taking it easy tonight. Spoke to her all day and hit the gym with her. Shit's looking up boys let's hope I don't fuck it up tomorrow.

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>dating a girl who drinks, let alone one who drinks without you
Lel

you sound like a fag lol

You better keep us updated user. This is juicy

I've been trying for half a year and as soon as I gave up she likes me again. We did this before and I was a huge faggot so if I fuck it up again I may as well kill myself. Haven't spilled my spaghet so far so I'm just going to keep cruising

Goodluck man. Women are the worst, don't fuss about them. Many people believe that once they find love they'll be happy, but at the end of the day you're the only one who can be responsible for your own happiness. That's my 2 cents

You're entirely right. I used to be so depressed over them but not caring has been the best thing that has happened to me. I'm just so attracted to her because she's so similar to me and really isn't like all the other whores at this uni. I really hope it does work out, her inviting me to hang out and drink has to mean she likes me more than a friend

Asked out two chicks and apparently I said something about rape and now this chick won’t talk to me for something I didn’t do

She definitely wants your dick, girls don't just invite guys over to play MKX or some shit. Caring about yourself rather than girls really is the secret, and it sounds like she's noticed you doing so. What makes her different from the other thots?

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Might sound odd but she'll basically put little effort into dressing slutty. She isn't a slob she just prefers basically wearing her gym clothes that aren't tight. She says she hates gymshark because it's "basic." I just like how she doesn't try hard for attention or anything, and she works hard in the gym. She's also aryan and short and has a nice face so that's a solid score from me. I'll just be casual and flirty tomorrow and at least try to advance something.

I'm at work. What better way to pass the time than shipost?

My girlfriend of three years broke up with me last night because she came home to a dirty house, and she said she can’t “give me any more chances”
We’ve had this argument before of course

I’m not filthy or anything, I left a few cans on the floor and didn’t do the dishes. I’ve noticed her behavior change the last few months and I think she’s just not in love with me anymore.

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What else can I do?

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Who the fuck leaves cans on the floor of their own home

Nigga you gross
The dishes I can understand but the cans are too far

It was right next to the couch, I meant two monster cans and a Gatorade bottle that I drank earlier in the day. I set them standing up on the floor

i can even understand just putting it on the table but what the hell dude

There’s not a table next to the couch, if I had thought of that I would’ve just thrown them away

Bro hug
>Life is simple

About to go to the gym. I usually make Friday my rest days so I have time to go drinking with the boys or on a date with a qt. But I don't have friends or a gf so I just NPC my way on down to the gym.

That's my goal body. Am I a Boomer?

No, you just have shitty goals

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I like it dude.

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