In the club. Dubs decide pickup line

In the club. Dubs decide pickup line.

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>hey are you working out?

aye there slut give us a whiff of your minge

Do I smell tuna because I loooove seafood

Are you Moomin? Coz moooooo mooo cow

Anyone want to join me in the handicap stall for some gay sex?
I like to call it the master bedroom

You mirin?

I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time

Niggers tongue my anus

is that a banana in your pocket or are you prepared to get fucked silly tonight?

hay diddle diddle, you in the middle, want to fuck with me and my kid diddle

>Feelin fit today?

Are you an archeologist? Because I got a bone for you to examine.

Winners

banangle baningle, touch me on my dingle

Post results

death to all niggers

he wont

Checks out, go home boys.

based

how do you like your eggs, fried or fertalized

>Hi, my name is user. You're really cute, How is your night going?

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R u a fun guy? Cuz mario said your shrooms growin

I-i guess im just a lucky guy

sorry boys my phone died, but the bone one wouldn't work anyway in my language. Surprised to see this thread still up. Approached one girl and she rejected me to not hurt the feelings of some mouthbreader manlet that was hitting on her and he tried to fight me LMAO. Anyway i'm eating ramen noodles now.

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Your body is 75% water and I'm thirsty

Ey bb im making a phone book and it's missing your number