Are you the big man of your family Jow Forums?

Are you the big man of your family Jow Forums?
Who's the big man in your group of friends?

>have biggest arms in all my friends, ever
>strongest and most fit man in all my immediate family
>feelsgood knowing I could take on every man, woman and creature in my path if I ever go berserk in my family/group of friends

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Post body.

>feelsgood knowing I could take on every man, woman and creature in my path if I ever go berserk in my family/group of friends

Phew lad, you seem to live in a pretty fucked up state, if you need to worry about that.

I'm the largest person in my family and bigger than everyone in my friend group. It matters very little to me. I've been doing martial arts and was trained with firearms since early childhood because my dad is a crazy war vet. I've always known I could kill the people around me if I wanted to. It's nice to know if something bad happens but I don't need to be able to kill my friends. Get better friends.

>Get better friends
I agree, iv tried. Its just...
They have always been a mixture or straight up
>poor
>if they are rich, they dont share their wealth...they just share drugs and booze
>stupid or at least less smart than me
>will try to lower you by saying shit or acting a certain shitty way
>always weaker than me and they always try their hardest to act tough or better in some way

Truth is I don't have real friends. I have 2 real friends and they are girls. All my male "friends" are pure cancer.
>tfw you get along better with women than men
>men hate you because they are insecure or lesser than you
>tfw you only get along with men who have accomplished something or outliers who stand out

Im sorry but not sorry but im just not an average man.

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>tfw get mogged the fuck out by my cousins 7ft police officer husband at christmas time

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Sounds like you're the one that's insecure, friendo. You surround yourself with people you seem somehow less worthy as a result of physique, intelligence or wealth. Focus on how compassionate and trust worthy they are, seems to me you have a lot to learn about being the 'big man.'

>sister's husband is cop
>he's taller than me
>his arms are smaller and he's weaker and older thus no longer in his prime
Feels good being prime dog

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>I'm the strongest guy in my whole vast family.
>I'm the leanest and the best looking.
>I am pretty much one of the strongest people in the whole campus, like in the top 10.
>Strengthmog 90% of the people in pretty much every gym I go to.
>Tfw 5'5.

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>saying all these implications without being right even once
you really dont get it. THEY are shitty people. iv tried to look for real good friends.

you know what they say? good friends are hard to find. youre lucky if you have 3 good friends through your whole life.
you probably wouldnt make a good friend either. instead of saying positives you bash.

you are denny downer

We can't have it all friend. some of us had to have a neg otherwise we would conquer the world way too easily.

>poor
you really judge people based on their wealth? that's shallow

Also, how can you complain about people being stupid when you say shit like
>Truth is I don't have real friends. I have 2 real friends and they are girls. All my male "friends" are pure cancer.
>tfw you get along better with women than men
this is the kind of shit we laugh about others for in cringe threads, not what we actually think

The real truth is you are as average as we can get, you have just gotten obsessed over your physical strength and have let it take over your personality.

I’m the Manlet of the family at 5’11” all the other men in my immediate family are 6’1”+ but I am by far the strongest just cuz I’m the only one who gives a fuck about strength training

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Here's your last (you), youre wrong on every account, assumptions everywhere.
Nice job projecting. Did you feel good making your post? Because it accomplished nothing whatsoever.

Based
>playing a cool game and using the jap cover art
Also could be youre the strongest because you pack on muscle easier than the lankyfags

Fat flab isn't muscle bro

I can almost feel the below 1pl8lmao!! OHP

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>strongest and most fit man in all my immediate family

Good stuff, it's a great feel

>feelsgood knowing I could take on every man, woman and creature in my path if I ever go berserk in my family/group of friends

And then you went full autist-in-highschool. You should feel good about being able to use your knowledge and strength to help and protect them, and help your family and friends become better versions of themselves through fitness. You're doing this for the wrong reasons, you dysfunctional manchild. Whatever makes you so insecure and small that you think this way, fix it.

>He thinks people mean everything they say online literally
>Doesn't "get it", is too serious, because the internet is srs bsnez
Using manchild directed at someone is more likely that you're the manchild projecting.

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>Oh no he called me out, uhh lets call him "too serious" yeah that will work haha I was just trolling anyways I wasnt serious you know
>Also, NO YOU are manchild!

It's like watching a 12 year old Jow Forums fanboy trying to construct an argument. Just try to have a little dignity, you are embarrassing yourself. You got called out, deal with it and perhaps take some time to fix your dysfunctional thinking instead of spouting memes as your "comeback".

you say I assume and project but that's my only post in this thread.

>best looking
>5'5
pick one

cringe

I'm the tallest and strongest in my family and friends. Only a little shorter between me and cousin and uncle's gf (i'm 6'2", they're 6'3")

I mean aesthetics wise.

ad hominem

That’s straight facts, my Manlet leverages give me the advantage.