Ask an NPC anything

Ask an NPC anything

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got any quests for me?

What do you have for sale?

we are all NPCs

*pick pockets your gold purse*

Maybe you, NPC, but not me.

Hey, what do you think you're doing!?

Chad wanted to buy some weed off of me for him and his girl but I'm all out.
Get me 3 bags, I want one too!
I can tell you where the merchants of this town are.

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Are you also an idrante or not? Also, I doubt you're an NPC conscious of its NPC being.

What's an idrante?

*returns your gold*

you dropped this.

*declines your quest*

You will regret this!
Chad will not be happy with you!

Thank you, kind adventurer. Here, have a reward.
*You have gained 30 gold coins*

>Rumors
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Where might an adventurer seek a job amongst the rich folks these days?

advise me based on my current level and quest completion status

t. Literal idrante

I heard Allie fucked Mark while her boyfriend Kevin watched.
I wouldn't know.
You still haven't completed the "hold a girl's hand" main quest.

Can I suck your dick and fuck your bussy NPC-kun?

I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. What did you say?

i'm looking for a brad lightningchode

Have you heard any word about the other provinces?

How do you know if you are an NPC?

Hey check out this trick.... WHOOPS

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