This is literally the solution to all your problems

This is literally the solution to all your problems.

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I'm a little too brown for a psychiatrist to prescribe me that comfortably.

It's a class B drug and you can't even get a prescription here.
I know a friend who can get some things, but given how uncommon adderall is in the UK I doubt that would be one of them

How do I get prescribed? Do i just have to hammer home that I can't concentrate or something?

I tired it and it made me feel like my brain was on fire. It made me productive, but it made I couldn't think straight, I was just overwhelmed at times with thoughts. It also made me an asshole, I would become furious over the smallest things. That was actually what made me realize I had to get off.

It takes turns lifes difficulty level from hardcore to medium.

actually my life situation does not improve when I masturbate for 8 hours

I would buy it but it's ridiculously expensive on the darknet, not worth it and you cant get it from a doctor in germany. I guess I could buy speed paste but it'd be instant release amphetamine instead of xr, do i dont know how that compares

i ordered some modafinil yesterday, maybe that'll be nice as well, i'm optimistic

This guy knows whats up.
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Actually that is literally just speed, like the kind you'd buy from a drug dealer in the 80s, and it will literally make you a megalomaniac for about 18 months until the cognitive benefits reach the same homeostasis as before and now you're just addicted to speed.

Even in the short term, you're trading cognition for motivation. People on amphetamine do slightly worse on difficult cognitive tasks but evaluate their own performance as much higher.

I'm not understanding how it isn't retarded to prescribe this to someone, like ever. It seems to me that doctors are treating a symptom without even trying to figure if there's a treatable cause. e.g. Has there been any real attempt to use antidepressants first or does it just depend on which specialist you see and/or the order you tell them your stories.

Yes, until you develop a tolerance to it and all of your problems come back except now you also can barely even get out of bed without taking medication.

>adderall will turn you into a gigantic prehistoric shark

lol wut

I mean I could come up with far less appropriate euphemisms for the geekmonster transformation.

What if one of my problems is that I'm heavily addicted to Adderall?

Ah, I see you've been taking adderall for less than two years.

Its pretty fun to do tho especially with girls

I can't imagine anything more annoying than a woman on a drug that makes her want to talk and move even more than usual.

He means a bottle of lotion and a pornhub account.

I was diagnosed with ADHD and was on this shit for 11 years, didnt do shit. Now Klonipen did fucking wonders for me and I need a new prescription of that shit.

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I want it bad but how to cop? i've never had it or any other drug subscribed

Too rough imo, I like low dose benzos when stressed so it just takes off the edges of my emotions and wellbutrin for several weeks for general motivation, until it gives me weird dreams and cramps so I take a few weeks off.

>moda
it just keep you awake, doesn't make you happy or horny or whatever else you'd expect from it

Don't do adderall, unless you're prescribed it and even then it mightn't be good for you. Doesn't do shit, gets you addicted, and in a few months time youre basically just a speed addict so relient on a drug which was meant to "improve" you that you can barely function without it.

i dont want to be horny, derp, just get better grades and be more energized, productive and focused at work. I plan to combine it with phenibut on some days as well since I heard it's quite synergetic

methyphenidate xr (concerta) is great as well but hard to get in germany and it's also extremely expensive on the darknet so modafinil was my third choice.

modafinil is actually likely to increase my mood i think, at least slightly, because it works similarly to ritalin on the brain and I got a mood-boost from that as well. Something about the way it works on the dopamine receptors, I dont know exactly, that stuff is beyond me

yeah but you have to take it an hour or two before you do shit, or you will shit yourself

megalomania not megalodon

*violently, shaking and passing out turns in Master's thesis

Doubtful

There is unfortunately no wonderdrug.

In aus so im on ritalin since cant get adderall here and always wondered, how is it compared to ritalin?

Lets do ecstasy together next month
i'll meet up with you, never been to bavaria

It made me very irritable when I had nothing to do and then so anxious I couldn't leave my room. How long would I have to take them to get over that? Or is that not normal?

You never know how it works until you try it. The net is full with bs reviews and broscience. Modafinil is also a prohibited substance in the EU. Ayy lmao at least get busted for heroin.

Something like large bags of sand. Think about that.

MDMA and neurotic kissless virgins trying to jerk each other off. That's quite a sight.

ive found that moda reduces anxiety for me in some situations. maybe thats because i dont get enough good sleep though

Way better in literally every way, not even memeing

Moda nixes your sleep, dafuq are you talking about?

Close, but no the XR version. The XR version is fucking worthless. Only the instant release stuff works and it has everything to do with how your body metabolizes the medication. If you have too slow of a metabolism then the drug will only trickle through and never reach the point of offering any kind of relief. However, taking the instant release will last a long time and work.

You people are really fucking dumb when it comes to medication. You think that just because you are normal, that means everyone is normal. If you don't need medication than no one needs it. Or "I totally had ADD but I got over it with willpower alone, you should too." which means they never had the disease to begin with. The whole point oif a disorder is that it fucks with your life no matter how hard you try. So... that's why there is medication for it.

You people also tend to think of medications in a "if it alters your mind, that means it's getting you high. You only want to get high." which is god damn fucking retarded. You take the meds in order to focus... so if you have to do work in the morning you take them in the fucking morning. It is not a "wake n bake" situation. It's not "hitting the sauce" or "day-drinking" because it's not about getting high you dumb mother fuckers.

lastly with your whole "YOU CAN FIGURE THIS OUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT." when...

No, I can't. You fuckers are just drugging me in order to torture me. That's all there is to it. You're just torturing me. Which... why? Trying to use me as a fucking PSA? You edit all the footage so what the fuck is the point in ACTUALLY torturing me then? And if you're not editing the footage... people can clearly see that you're just torturing me. So the whole PSA shit is pointless.

And if that is the case the second I get out of here I am going to tell everyone the truth. That you were poisoning me in order to fake bad symptoms. Then I'm going to fucking kill all of you. I'll kill your families, I'll kill your fucking friends. I'll kil lyour pets. I'll fucking kill every single one of you dumb mother fuckers.

You can get adderallI'm the UK for 20 quid a pil its ridiculous. I personally was inspired by this website to try speed for studying. I was caught smoking weed once and they searched my room for the speed. Then they sent me the police station and court. They claim it was a gram of cocaine and I got fucked with a fine and suspended sentence.

I didn't even try the shit but my mate did and said it made him feel sleepy. What the fuck.

>I believe everything the DEA tells me, the post.
Gee, I wonder why a bunch of people that deal in propaganda in a fake war on drugs that earns them billions of dollars in funding would spread such misinformation. And dumb fucks like you eat it up because it's so much easier to judge other people for their shortcomings than it is to have any empathy at all and try to see it from their perspective.

i dunno, when i tried some it made me feel like i was on MDA but a lot less intense and it made me really nauseous, I imagine it would help me socialise easier if i took it habitually and was able to get over the nausea.

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my mother's ego is through the fucking roof. She thinks I am this good of a person because of her. She thinks that I couldn't do what I do without her. She thinks that she actually raised me.

No, I do what I do DESPITE her being my mother. Without her I would be so much better off. It was her that ruined my college life. She was the one that tried to hire hookers to sleep with me. She did the same shit in SLC. I took care of myself for 10 years and the only times I had problems was when she tried to interfere with my life. With Jordie, Tisdale, Emily, all of them.

You fuckers take credit for all the good things while blaming me for anything bad that has happened. You refuse to take responsibility for absolutely fucking up my life. None of you fucking know me at all. You know nothing about me. Not a god damn fucking thing.

And even now you refuse to listen to me. You try to force your views on me and it has been ruining me. I fucking hate you people. I fucking hate all of you. You call me the runt of the family yet I'm the only one that has done anything with their life.

Why would Trump's government lie to me? He's MAGA.

You ok user?

You posted this in the drugs thread

Can it make people stop misusing the word "literally"?

yeah cus the dumb fucking cunt just drugged me TWICE in the same morning.

Goid I fucking hate you mother fuckers. I hate you so fucking much, STIOP FUCKING DRUGGING ME YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS

I was literally tortured.

Which I was. It's not being misused. Overused, possibly. But not misused.

Maybe you're just a dumb fucking cunt that needs to learn how to read.

>It's not being misused.
You are really dumb.

currently debating whether i should take or save for work

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>Has there been any real attempt to use antidepressants first
what makes you think those are any better?


i sold speed (amphetamine sulfate) for years. i wouldn't call it a medication but it helped a lot of my friends do better work and school

i did some myself but i don't really like it, i only took it to make work go by faster

Why is your skin like that?

How is being addicted to something bad if it helps you function? All I see are people on TV saying addiction is sad for whatever reason.

I think addiction is only bad if it makes you not function. If you're not functional before the addiction and are functional afterwards.

Logically the addiction is good as long as you're functional, can keep accessing the substance and don't go broke. Am I missing any logic here?

God damn you're stupid. You don't look for Adderall on the dark net, you look for amphetamine paste. It's 25 cents per 10mg

it's called being brown, sweetie

your fingernails arent supposed to be like that
you need some supplements mister

The English language is rather fluid, especially given how widespread its use is. Words alter all the time.

Might as well just do meth