Bust a huge nut

>bust a huge nut
>feels really good
>look at the tissue
>it's all just water
Is this the worst feel

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>edge for literal days
>cum
>it's a few drops of nothing
Am I even a man?

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how long did you edge?
stop edging for so long bruh

>how long did you edge?
like 4 hours i think

That's weird dude. I almost always produce at least a quarter sized drop of off white cum with the consistency of yogurt

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How the fuck do you have 4 hours to spare to jack off you fucking loser

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kek, you're all sterile. My cum is white and consistent substance, and turns to a jelly like substance after a few minutes

i have to stay in my room until everyone leaves because i don't want to talk to them so i don't have anything else to do

>put on black pants
>dont want to take pants off to whack it
>better be careful not to cum on them
>boom
>cum bazooka
>it's everywhere
ofc that wouldn't happen if I wasn't wearing pants

So you jack off for hours while everyone's home, waiting for them to LEAVE.
This is next level autism

This is the worst, or when you shoot a cum trail straight up and it hits your face and gets on your sweater or shirt

and you're next level reddit

>when you shoot a cum trail straight up and it hits your face
Every fuckin time man

Its worse to actually bust a huge thick nut but not really get any feeling from it, kinda makes me want to kms desu. That's why I stopped fapping.

Nigs where the fuck do you think you are?

Fuck you guys so much! I only dribble. THIS is the worst feel

>tfw wear black briefs
>work at gay bar (dont judge me im not gay)
>constantly have to watch feminine twinks making out with each other
>get home from work
>take off clothes n shit
>underwear is drenched in precum stains
I'm not fucking gay, I don't get a boner while watching them or anything, soft as a kitten, but something triggers my dick to leak a fucking tsunami of precum.

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Dude, if I were a fag, I'd find that way hot.

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>tfw wear black panties
>work at lesbian bar (dont judge me im not a lesbian)
>constantly have to watch hot dykes making out with each other
>get home from work
>take off clothes n shit
>underwear is drenched in grool

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why what
im to drunk to know if youre making fun of me or not, but fuck you regardless

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>hot dykes?

Damn bro that's pretty gay

I hit all three of these cases, independantly from how long I didn't fap or edge. Sometimes its just watery, sometimes thick fucking goop, sometimes barely anything, sometimes I blast right in my face, sometimes it barely drips out. What does your sperm consistency actually depend on?

Nutrients, hormone levels, time between sessions, overall health, etc

pretty close, the worst feel is getting super hard and ready to bust a nut in your mouth just to have it be all watery and metallic. spit it out and use mouthwash immediately. If its thick, blow bubbles, gargle, taste and swallow.

Worst feel is when there's blood in it. Happily, it was only a one off for me. That first fap after it happened was fucking tense though.

I find if I edge for a while it's watery and voluminous, whereas if it's a quick one there's less stuff and it's thicker. Probably seminal fluid builds up when you fap so if you edge you dilute your actual swimmers

You should have one suck your cock one night

>precum but no erection
It's your prostate sending you a message. You were born to get fucked in the ass, friend.

>Sometimes its just watery, sometimes thick fucking goop, sometimes barely anything, sometimes I blast right in my face, sometimes it barely drips out.
Sounds like some erotic doctor seuss book that doesn't rhyme

>implying doctor seuss books aren't already erotic

Measure your taint, bro.

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Shhhhhhh
Hush lil user
You dont get to meme here