Prove you are not an NPC

Prove you are not an NPC.

>shut in NEET
>anxiety
>constant invasive thoughts
>outcast since I was a kid
>never connecting with people
>usually talking with myself
>weird likes and personality

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OP is the perfect template for NPC characters.

>described all the NPC traits
Nice one

What a bunch of garbage. That shit doesn't prove you're not an NPC. Inner voice is the only proof.

I am completely immune to social shaming. if people laugh at me for not having a phone or drivers licence I will actually start going out of my way to not do those things

>go outside and see people just standing around
>have a choice to play but don't
>usual shills and commercials playing at the right moment like when I needed a new tire for my car and somehow an ad for tires pops up on youtube

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I talk to myself a bunch. I actually really enjoy it.

you are the easter egg NPC
when i be robbin ya house kill ya parents i discover you in basement, need lik max lockpick skill at the begin of the game, like only 0.01% of players manage to find you on the first run

we need to connect people's inner voices through NeuralLink, this is the only way

I have a job and a gf. And I'm good looking.

HUMANS SHALL BE REPLACED

Fuck off NPC. lanigiro

SOON
SOON
SOON
SOON
SOON
DO NOT RESIST

I'd rather be NPC than some shit with original character complex; get a life

You are literally an NPC OP. People who don't interact much with others qualify as NPCs because that's exactly how NPCs behave in games. You're a shutin NEET because your script isn't extensive enough to be a normie.

You guys have been playing a little too much vidya.

NPCs only exist to interact with PCs, not the other way around. You can roam around as a PC and not interact with any NPCs

Hi, Schlomo NPCberg.

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All robots are NPCs. Only Chad gets to play.

>sits in his room all day and does nothing while normals are doing exciting things everyday
>NOOOOO I'M NOT AN NPC
Whatever you say NPC

>Prove you are not an NPC.

Prove you are not a CIA nigger, OP.

>>usual shills and commercials playing at the right moment like when I needed a new tire for my car and somehow an ad for tires pops up on youtube

That's just your phone spying on you.

You muttered "Damn tire" to yourself or something like that while you were driving and your phone told all logins you have everywhere to serve tire ads.

This dumb fucking meme needs to stop I swear to God. Robots are already retarded faggots and it's not like they need anything to increase their victim and superiority complex.

>we need to connect people's inner voices through NeuralLink, this is the only way

If you add people with no inner voice to the Borg collective, do the other Borg even notice?

People with no inner voice aren't only NPCs, they're fucking NeuralLink lurkers...those pieces of shit.

I worked at a corporate office in high school

All NPCs are content with their office work, and when confronted with a bright young person will say "You're gonna go somewhere!", and act content with their life... but they're implying that they're not anywhere.

The standard NPC will do "quirky" things sometimes, but nothing out of the norm. Some adopt kids, others have weird political views, maybe one will ride a bike or walk to work instead of taking the car, but nothing out of the ordinary. In general they had a lower middle class or middle class upbringing, went to college for four years for some business, psychology, or communications degree, then went to work at a corporate office. Some go for chemistry degrees hoping that they do something cool, but in reality they're just wage cucking to make some new aroma or flavor.

Other NPCs who were too stupid to go to college and tried the Steve Jobs route are usually the same except they work at McDo or a nursing home.

I'm not an NPC myself, many people see me as extremely eccentric and I tend to do my own thing. I use to ride a motorcycle to school with a cape and I was in wrestling, debated with all of my teachers and usually won, had a cool ass pet chihuahua who was extremely obedient and nice to everybody, I am an extreme history and human geography buff, frequently debated my teachers and it would end in a google search that I would always win. I'm currently going to college for geophysics and a minor in Chinese. Fuck the NPC life.

So, some of you don't want to be an NPC, ka? Too bad. If you're born an NPC you stay an NPC, you non-player-cucks.

NPC's should, you would expect, be incapable of altering their states of consciousness through the application of the intellect.

They would be perpetually stuck in an endless loop of unconscious behaviors and perspectives; never changing.

That doesn't sound like anyone here, not one bit.

I'm a girl btw.

Pretty much the same situation as me, except I get into fights with myself sometimes.

>>sits in his room all day and does nothing while normals are doing exciting things everyday

That actually makes it more likely that normies are NPCs.

If they're ALWAYS outside, just WAITING for me to maybe FPS my way by and see them...

Sounds like the Strogg to me, dude.

Ever notice how they only run their full script when someone is shooting at them?

>I'm a girl btw.

Sorry, all women are NPC's.

Or people playing with a girl avatar because they think it's funny.

>work at my dream job
>Bull to a cuck french couple with a 9/10 girl
>Swim everyday so Jow Forums
>Travel all over europe
>Get depressed when I spend too much time at home doing nothing
>Used to be a fucking pathetic loser
>INTJ
NPC life is the best I ever had

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>This dumb fucking meme needs to stop I swear to God.

>I FOUND ONE WHO CAN SEE!

(((Concern troll))) speaking into watch

It didn't take me until a very crude and poorly worded study to come out for me to learn about NPCs.

You are the perfect NPC

You wouldn't know the first God damn thing about how that engine works you fucking uneducated little shit

>just WAITING for me
Uhm, user, sorry to tell you this, but the thing is - that NO ONE is waiting for you ANYWHERE.

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You're easily manipulated then. Congratulations.

>mfw I'm all of these
What's wrong with me

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this
NPC != Robot

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Im currently on my main quest with a big mission tomorrow and I solve problems for NPCs because they are too dumb to help themselves at work. I'm either a PC or a boss/mini-boss in the making.

>the board whose lives consist of shitposting 18 hours a day on a tunisian star-gazing forum and are content with this existence calling others NPCs
Black person come on now.

>all these NPCs congratulating themselves for their complacent averageness
PCs and recruitable PCs need to stake out a community for ourselves. We should develop the art, theory, and practice of protagonism.

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>doing the usual 9 to 5 grind as an office worker
>play CS most of my free time
>only had a gf once when I was 18
>watch anime
>really enjoy anime ost