What exercise should I do to be able to do this position properly?

What exercise should I do to be able to do this position properly?

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Strong GF x Faliure

you need strong legs, strong core and arm strenght so pretty much everything

Squats
deadlifts
benching

maybe some curls or hammer curls for forearm strength. Or you could just get a petite gf

Just start with a small gf and continuously get larger and heavier gfs.

it's too hard OP just stick to sucking cock

This position is overrated

I would say don't bother, you may be strong enough for it but is the girl you're fucking strong enough to hold herself up like that and still enjoy it? Probably not. It's "impressive" but kind of a waste of time.

Alternatively you could have her wear a weight west or a backpack.

Neck hangs x failure

It's fun to start out with. Getting held/ manhandled like it's nothing gets my girl going

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>ugh user I hate that you spend so much time at the gym and so little time with me
>ok babe but you have to wear this

>w-why are you leaving me?
>baby you wouldn't understand
>It's about gains, isn't it?
>don't ask questions you don't want answered

Zercher squats

kek

Zercher squats and zercher shrugs, also hyperextensions

What lifts for this?

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How fit should o be to convince her to say yes?

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You basically need to be strong all around for this. So, lift all of the weight. Getting good at it is totally worth it though. It drives women crazy in my experience.

What is even happening here?

Gave me a hearty kek. Have a screencap

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Rows, squats and deadlift

Shit you should be doing anyway. Hardest part will be keeping a boner with all that blood being pumped elsewhere

Bumper cars

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convince? have you ever had sex with a woman?

I dont know maybe some inner thighs workouts. but it's mostly your boyfriend doing all the hard work

ayyy

wide squats by the looks of it

Romanian deadlifts, rows

wouldn't it be easier if her legs were locked around the waist?

zercher deadlifts
zercher squats

Disappointed no ones posted the true fit move.

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sumo deadlift
atlas stone or sandbag

Nah for that position core and arm strength is most important.

Scared about the wrist strain on this one

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ass to ass

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This one actually looks really fun
>tfw no gf

Zercher squats to parallel with ridiculously explosive lockout, zercher shrug holds, also glute, bi/tri and middle/lower back work for stability and endurance

I don't know why but this pic had me kek for a solid minute

>Snake Charmer
kek

The village people were right the whole time.

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IS this why Asian girls always do this at massage parlours?

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If me and my gf tried this she’d 100% end up with a broken neck. Imagine explaining the “YMCA” to the paramedics.

Reminds me of the golden rule
>never do anything you are not prepared to explain to a paramedic
That being said I bet they have a lot of sex story callouts

I suggest this instead

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She would need a strong core

I’ve never really considered how many accidents might be caused by overly ambitious sex moves tried by yoga-ish couples. When I think of ‘sex’ and the emergency room, I imagine people with embarrassing things stuck in their asshole.

sex is about pleasure. how am i going to get my rocks off if all my blood is stuck in my head? if this for people who nut fast?

She needs to be just as strong for the OP image, this is actually more comfortable, especially if there's something in front of her to grab on to.

happened to me twice
>accidentally broke gfs ribs while fucking
>completely lost anal beads up her butt

we're smarter now

Yes, I imagine that happens a lot too.
Panicked middle aged balding guy sweating profusely
>haha, yeah doc funny thing I slipped and landed right in it... d-doc?

how do you accidentally break ribs while fucking jw

hard with thick gf

acrobatic piledriver fucking. honestly i'm not sure how it happened but somehow two of her lowermost left ribs broke off. we didn't call an ambulance immediately but i had to driver her to the ER the next day.

Wait so you squeezed her so hard you snapped two ribs?

yeah i suppose. the fracture happened from pressing her legs into her ribcage too hard.

i do this with my 100kg/225lbs girlfriend
apparently im strong enough to bounce her up and down using my arms lol

Alpha as fuck

Correct.

Color me impressed sir

>my 100kg/225lbs girlfriend

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well thank you. it was a pretty embarrassing conversation at the hospital though. i remember gesturing how it happened lol

>100kg "girl"friend

Had to be better than explaining losing the anal beads right? Or did you get those back on your own lol.

mad cuz im swole enough to actually lift that?

Sex in general is overrated. Most girls I've been with just starfish. Idc what you're on here lifting for, never ever go for a girl based on looks alone. You might as well just jack off at that point cause whatever you imagine will be better than her.

that was actually a pretty straight forward conversation by comparison lol
the doctor was actually like ''say no more, we got it ''

I really dunno about that. I’ve never fucked a pussy that didn’t feel better than my best wank. Blowjobs are another matter altogether... Some of the girls I fucked around with at uni couldn’t BJ if their life depended on it.

Her view would literally just be your asshole

Heavy curls with isometric holds, farmers walks, shrugs

gaylords detected

When did you realize that you will never have sex?

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Homely girls try harder. 5s know they need to do something special to keep guys around.

And if she's starfishing and not into it, part of the problem might be that you're not doing a great job of turning her on.

Well that's comforting

>Implying she doesn't get the same veiw during 69?

What do you call this position where she's flipped 180 degrees (her torso is now angled towards the ground rather than towards him, he's grabbing her by the arms and/or throat, and her feet are dangling in the air?)

a couple years ago

This honestly seems a lot better than it is

Isn't your peepee going the wrong way up her vagoo.

You missed otherwise the middle post doesn't make sense.

You're pathetic.

Why?

Little bitch with little bitch mentality. Might as well just kill yourselves.

i'm too autistic to flirt with girls, i'll just get a dog for companionship and accept it

wow rude, is this what Jow Forums has come to?

I think what you're describing is physically impossible.

he's sort of right. Jow Forums is not about accepting what IS and rather about shaping and hoping. someone who has stopped hoping has no place here.

>Most girls I've been with just starfish.
I whip out my fat 9.25x6.25 and run a one man train on them till they pass out sweating broken and incapable of moving from the small puddle of semen and pussy cream that's grown under her.

how about this one?

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I was able to do this before I even started lifting so shouldn't be too hard.

kek

>saying rude
>being such a little bitch that mere words hurt him

Grow a pair, fucking faggot.

Sort of right? I'm 100% right and exactly for the reasons you said. These guys are ok with giving up and being worthless and unable to do something even a fucking teenager does easily.

Normalfags have no place here either since muh dik isn't Jow Forums related

dude even from one well equipped dude to another (assuming you are). a boring chick is a boring chick whether she enjoys your penis or not. chicks that can beat up your penis are rare.

Double dubs of truth

5x5 asshole views

>muh dik unga bunga me fuk woman me post unrelated threaf

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>sexual health
>not /HEALTH AND FITNESS/ related

Incel trash, please.

>taking Jow Forums this seriously
Embarrassing. No one here has a single clue what he's talking about, the vast majority here are ex-incels and betas trying to convinve themselves that their lives have gotten better because they got a bottom of the barrel gf and can squat 3pl8

Not really.
I want to hatefuck a bitch till she's a sobbing mess and abuse her snatch with my dick that's obviously way to big for her then I'm going to want a chick who's in a submissive "hurt me daddy" kind of mindset or has that personality.
The chicks you're talking about are fun, been fucking girls like that for years, but they break just as easy and get way too damned clingy.
Ever had a bulldyke talk much shit about being able to take a bigger dick from her girlfriend then having her cum nonstop for a half hour and moan like a highschool girl who just discovered that the showerhead can do more then get her back clean?
Just lucky the cunt didn't keep her fingernails long.