>Instagram
>Facebook
>Titty streamers
>Watching professional sport
>Political rallies
>Exclusively listening to the BB100 and premade playlists
>Going to the club with their GF/BF
>Sincerely believing in any god
post more NPC characteristics if you have them
ITT: Post quintessential NPC things
Landon Rogers
Grayson Cox
Unironically posting on Jow Forums, fag.
Ethan Morales
watching reality tv for sure
Bentley Garcia
>Going to the club with their GF/BF
>Sincerely believing in any god
How tf did you mix those up?
Nicholas White
being impulsive and having absolutely no self control
yes, i am aware that this applies to most robots
Nicholas Myers
any kind of football
We should make a list of the opposite. A list of things that highly correlate with not being an NPC. I'll start.
Plays or has played chess competitively.
Luis Allen
90 Fiance is good.
Asher Cruz
Liking this shit meme.
Angel Martinez
Reads philosophy books
Xavier Garcia
is that jim norton
Josiah Watson
npcs using up all their dialogue options
Adrian Long
No, it's worm.
James Morris
>Going to the club with their GF/BF
going to the club without looking for an ons is a pointless venture only done to fit in the social circle.
>Sincerely believing in any god
religion is an absurd concept that falls apart after two seconds of critical thinking. only people who are incapable of critical thinking sincerely believe in it.
Joshua Lopez
strongly believes that he is superior but actually is a loser
Nicholas Smith
listening to any form of music
Joseph Flores
posting pepe and wojak
Austin Long
I hate you all very deeply.
Isaac Reyes
>things an NPC says
Hudson Rivera
i do this one but I have an inner voice
Alexander Parker
Liking stuff like Imagine Dragons and Post Malone
Carter Perry
How come very few critical thinkers are atheist and are instead predominantly agnostic theists?
Gavin Thomas
>npc coping
Ryan Long
>going to the club
with your gf, dude. you'd give a free pass for your gf to dump your ass. idk why people do this shit
>religion is an absurd concept that falls apart after two seconds of critical thinking
kys
Jose Price
"Agnostic" is a codeword for "I'm an atheist but don't want to get shunned by society"
Ian Richardson
>"I'm an atheist but don't want to get shunned by society"
>atheist
>getting shunned
Oliver Adams
Most people think atheists are fags.
Robert Bell
Read a book lad :D
Eli Wood
>Fave TV shows are: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Stranger Things, Westworld, Rupaul
Oliver Martin
>t. swede living in the hippest part of stockholm
Dylan Morgan
lol dis nigga said read a book. shut da fuck up nigga, gimmi yo socks.
Asher Watson
As long as you're not living in some third world shithole, nobody actually cares about your beliefs.
Liam Parker
>ITT: Anything I don't like are NPC things xDDDD
Julian Ward
>watching meme compilations on youtube
>doing things solely for attention
>always consuming media and art, unable to create anything themselves
Robert Jenkins
>posts thread with blade runner thumbnail, complains about >tfw no gf, ends with "Are we just here to suffer"
>has never submitted OC
Lucas James
I thought agnostic was codeword for "I don't really feel strongly either way about thing that we can't potentially conceive".
Where are you getting this definition from?
Robert Garcia
Uh, yeah they do. Maybe it's because you don't talk to anyone, loser.
Chase Brooks
>Where are you getting this definition from?
Reality
Isaac Stewart
>that pic
>namecalling/virginbaiting
Typical NPC behavior
Charles Long
What the fuck is this NPC meme? Does NPC have self-awareness or it's just some automaton like Descartes thought animals are?
Jacob Brown
Said like a true NPC
Christopher Bailey
NPCs just lack certain functions, like critical analysis, which is why they are slaves to the establishment BY DEFAULT. Anthropologists call them Archaic people.
Logan Nelson
Typical responses...
>t. pic related
Isaiah Bailey
See this post here. Their method for the study is shit
Joseph Green
why are NPCs so stupid is there away to control them any ideas
Nathaniel Morgan
Measure your taint and I'll tell you.
Alexander Evans
If you've ever been muted for posting an unoriginal comment you're an NPC
Thomas Turner
>actual t.
Anthony Myers
>unironic Wojack posting
Luis Price
So you're NPCs from the joinable faction called the 'right'? You say the same things as the other ones. Hurry up and give me a quest.
Juan Allen
>unironic vidya/tv reference posting
Isaiah Allen
>You say the same things as the other ones.
Sharing social norms doesn't make you a mindless drone, assuming sharing those doesn't exclude questioning them.
Eli Carter
>Jaws
>unironic vidya/tv reference posting
Ethan Hernandez
>googling attractive guy who's smiling
>not a huge faggot
Benjamin Jackson
Haha, very well. I posted a similar response precisely to see if an NPC be so foolish enough to be ensnared by such an opportunity. But, lo! E'en ye out did yourself, using the memes common of "t.". Very well, chip chip.
Ayden Parker
>has to google search my images so he doesn't get BTFO again
You make this too easy.
Luke Cooper
I know that you searched them dude, I didn't need to open a browser.
Angel Martinez
I'm only going to ask this once. Are you on drugs, user?
Luke Sanders
Official NPC-CORE
>Imagine Dragons
>Adele
>Drake
>Post malone
>Dead soundcloud rapper-core
>Cardi b
Others?
Julian Martin
What I'm "on" is the fruits of inner monologue, NPC.
Parker Richardson
>I know that you searched them dude, I didn't need to open a browser.
Oh boy. What the fuck are you talking about? Did you run out of dialogue?
Jose Peterson
Add Wojak posting
Jose Gomez
>What the fuck are you talking about?
Sounds like what a NPC would say.
Hunter Myers
Here we go again, another loop. Look listen, buddy. I know that your brain can only have so much imagination, but this is just getting pathetic. FEED NANA
Carson Campbell
Possessing impeccable, gentlemanly, intellectual fashion sense. NPCs can barely dress their dumb asses, let alone do so with style and pinache.
Ayden Rogers
The only fruits you get are the bananana and plums that hit your chin, faggot.
Robert Mitchell
It's not a loop, it's all I needed to say to disprove your point. Accept checkmate and stop impersonating random creepos.
Matthew Gray
I have a fine chin. What are you referring too, NPC?
Easton Gomez
>playing video games and watching anime all day
>Jow Forums
Dylan Hughes
Same with nu-male/cuck/basedboy/any and every name to come out of Jow Forums in the past half decade. It all boils down to faggots trying to be the specialest snowflake of them all, and trying to place anyone who thinks differently into a "them" category for them to shitpost about.
Noah Walker
>NPCs don't feel pain xD
>this is totally not a psyop xD
>just talking about scientific research! xD
>even though that excuse is only ever brought up to justify our bulshit when someone calls us out for trying to shill that you should kill people because they're not real xDDdDd
Andrew Jackson
>It's not a loop, it's all I needed to say to disprove your point.
You seem to short circuiting. Those ssscumbags should have done a better job, but it's a rough one you know?
Lucas Price
t. Literal NPC idrante
Benjamin Gomez
This was supposed to be the sekret club, didn't you get the memo? Drones should fuck off.
Jaxson Ortiz
>You seem to short circuiting
You haven't accepted checkmate and keep on googling expressions of random men. You're the one stuck in his algorithm.
Jayden King
Aww, baby boy can't accept he's wrong. BAAABY BOOY!
Camden Sullivan
>Aww, baby boy can't accept he's wrong
Going meta doesn't mean copying the opponent's statement and simplifying it.
Liam Phillips
Yeah, it means that Rich Vos will be performing Comix Mohegan Sun this Thursday through Saturday.
Lincoln Scott
>Interested in cars
>Hookahs