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What's your plan robots?

I'm struggling to choose which country, i don't want to end up in jail because i failed my suicide attempt that's why i'll travel

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i can't believe Jow Forums doesn't have anyone that has suicide plans
what the hell happened to this board?

So I was planning on killing myself tomorrow by hanging, but Im having second thoughts. Is this the survival instinct? Or is it just rational thinking? I have a loving family but nothing in life makes me want to continue, Im only living for other people at this point. Tomorrow either I die or I spend more time in the hospital, Ive got 24 hours to make a decision.

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Don't be stupid. Don't fall for the suicide meme.

Chico Xavier talking about reincarnation:

If you kill yourself...

...shooting yourself in the heart = you reborn with congenital cardiopathy or with phenomenons in the fallot's tetralogy;

...by hanging = reborn with paraplegia;

...by poisoning = reborn with congenital malformations, with myopathic problems, myxedema;

...by hurting the belly = reborn with chances of dying by mesenteric infarction;

...by drowning = reborn with pulmonary emphysema;

...by shot in the head = various hurtful phenomenons, like idiocy, acromegaly, congenital deafness, congelintal blindness, congenital dumbness;

So, enjoy killing yourself, but prepare your arse for some suffering in the next life.

Science can tell you more about reincarnation (americans don't like those data for some reason):

Check professor Hemendra Nath Banerjee's research on the subject. And also doctor Ian Pretyman Stevenson's research. Pretty impressive.

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>reincarnation is silly
Just check the research, american. I know how you guys don't give a fuck about real science. If even after that you wish to kill yourself, then fucking kill yourself and stop typing, bitch. I've tried to warn ya.

>b-but Chico Xavier was a charlatan
Yeah? A charlatan without a penny in his pocket? What kind of charlatan is that? A charlatan helping the poor? Giving all money to charity? Well, doesn't matter. Stevenson's and Banerjee's researches are still valid.

Suicide is not an option. It's a mistake.

It is a pity that you've come here by way of suicide.
Clarence remained calm but I felt a surge of revolt within me. Suicide? I remembered the accusations of those perverse beings in the Lower Zones. Even though I was grateful to my benefactors, I couldn't accept this accusation.
"I believe you are mistaken", I said, distressed, "my departure from the world had other causes. I fought over forty days trying to overcome death. I suffered through two serious operations because of an intestinal occlusion."
"Quite so," the doctor continued, calm and perfectly composed, "but the occlusion was the result of very serious causes. Perhaps you haven't thought it over enough. The spirit body presents within it a complete history of the actions practiced on Earth."
Leaning over me, he went on, pointing to different parts of my body.
"Let's look at the intestinal zone," he said, "the occlusion was due to cancerous elements, which in turn arose from some indiscretions of yours, in which you contracted syphilis. The disease might not have assumed such grave characteristics had your mental attitudes been firmly based on the principles of moderation and brotherly love. Instead, you chose a dark, exasperating way of life which attracted destructive vibrations from those around you. You never imagined that anger attracts negative forces, did you?
Your lack of self control and your thoughtlessness in dealing with others, whom you so often unthinkingly offended, frequently left you under the influence of sickly and inferior beings. These circumstances greatly aggravated your physical state."
After a long pause, in which he went on examining me attentively, he continued: "Have you observed, my friend, that your liver was damaged through your action? That your kidneys were also mistreated in your reckless disregard for the divine gift of physical existence?"

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I felt deeply disappointed, but the doctor, seemingly unaware of my anguish, continued to clarify: "The bodily organs possess incalculable reserves in accordance with the Lord's designs. You, my friend, evaded many excellent opportunities and wasted the precious blessing of physical existence. The long term assignment which you had been given by those of greater spiritual accomplishment was reduced to half hearted attempts at work which you never completed. Your entire gastronomical system was destroyed as a direct result of your "harmless" excesses in food and drink, and your essential energies were devoured by the syphilis you contracted through still other excesses. As we see, the diagnosis is incontestable."

Commit suicide and you'll going to regret it.

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what the fuck is this copy pasta bullshit?

Shut the fuck up and learn from it, stupid cunt.

>I felt deeply disappointed, but the doctor, seemingly unaware of my anguish, continued to clarify: "The bodily organs possess incalculable reserves in accordance with the Lord's designs. You, my friend, evaded many excellent opportunities and wasted the precious blessing of physical existence. The long term assignment which you had been given by those of greater spiritual accomplishment was reduced to half hearted attempts at work which you never completed. Your entire gastronomical system was destroyed as a direct result of your "harmless" excesses in food and drink, and your essential energies were devoured by the syphilis you contracted through still other excesses. As we see, the diagnosis is incontestable."

This looks prewritten and is most likely wrong. can you list the "opportunities" you were given?

Keep in mind, you are dealing with people who believe in eternal life through symbolic cannibalism.

He is talking about the opportunities of not fucking up, like drinking alcohol or such.