Robot Survey

natural. 49kg.

>age/sex/location
19 female UK.
>ethnicity
White.
>eye color
Blue.
>hair color
Brown.
>height/weight
5 10 and 60 KG
>bra or penis size
I'm flat chested.
>pubic hair style
I shave.
>sexual orientation
I like girls more than guys.
>virgin?
Yes.
>do you drugs, if so which kind
No. Drugs are bad.
>NEET?
No. I have a temp job.
>boards you browse
Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /x/, /out/
>interests
I have too many to really list.
>contact info
I don't post that publically.

I know why you wouldn't want to post contact, but if I post my discord would you add me?

Yes I might depending on your name.

>asl
18/M/USA
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Blue and Hazel
>hair color
Dark Brown
>height/weight
5'8" / 150lbs.
>dick size
5.6 inches
>pube style
Trimmed
>sexual orientation
Straight
>virgin
Yup
>drugs
Nope
>NEET
Nope. Third year of college
>boards
/b/ Jow Forums /mu/ Jow Forums /gif/(rarely)
>interests
Vidya, reading, and watching Dr. Phil
>contact info
Only way to really get in touch with me is here or discord but I'm not inviting anyone to a server.

That poster is not me.
However, yes I would add you on Discord. I don't care what your name is.

>19/M/southeastern europe
>greek
>brown
>black
>167cm/65kg
>16cm
>straught?
>I drugs sometimes, the good ol devil's grass
>i pretend to be a mathematics student but i regularly, go for weeks without leaving my appartment and doing anything but sit on the computer
>/lit/, /mu/, /tv/, Jow Forums, /b/ sometimes
>reading, listening to music, watching films, some vidya, wasting time on the internet
>peepeepoopoo @ shided and farded pants dot come

>age/sex/location
20/male/norway
>ethnicity
white
>eye color
blue
>hair color
blonde
>height/weight
184cm/79kg
>bra or penis size
22cm
>pubic hair style
shaved
>sexual orientation
bi
>virgin?
no
>do you drugs, if so which kind
no drugs
>NEET?
no
>boards you browse
r9k, gif, x
>interests
playing music, shooting
>contact info
here probably

oh ok cool, mine is: motob#0937

>age/sex/location
20/m/Germany
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Brown
>hair color
Brown
>height/weight
dunno
>bra or penis size
14-15cm
>pubic hair style
wild
>sexual orientation
straight
>virgin?
yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind

>NEET?
no
>boards you browse
Jow Forums, /x/, /tesg/, /mu/
>interests
guitar, music, retro games
>contact info
no

Normies and
Roasties not sharing a single interest
Great thread

is this a larp? why nah to contact info? if I post mine will you message me?

>Normies and
I don't have any friends though.

>>age/sex/location
18/M/sweden
>>ethnicity
latino
>>eye color
very dark brown/black
>>hair color
black
>>height/weight
180cm/75kg
>>bra or penis size
16-17cm
>>pubic hair style
bush
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>virgin?
no
>>do you drugs, if so which kind
life
>>NEET?
no
>>boards you browse
Jow Forums, /a/, Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /sp/
>>interests
history, soccer, vidya, anime, music
>>contact info
ResidentSleeper#1482

I sent you an add.
Mine starts with W.

Because there's a person around that has been sharing everyone's discords and I don't want to appear on a pastebin.
Yes I would chat to you.
I've never had sex so how can I be a roastie?

that makes sense, but i'll risk it. add me on discord: lewwe#3272

>Sexuality
>Pedosexual
I hope your fucking joking

>age/sex/location
19/m/NYC
>ethnicity
European/white
>eye color
Brown
>hair color
Brown
>height/weight
~180cm/~75kg
>bra or penis size
6.5in
>pubic hair style
Don't shave
>sexual orientation
Bi
>virgin?
Nope
>do you drugs, if so which kind
Weed, caffeine
>NEET?
Nah
>boards you browse
Jow Forums /gif/ Jow Forums /mu/
>interests
Guitar/music and computer programming
>contact info
Don't have a phone/discord

>age/sex/location
18
Male
UK
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Blue
>hair colour
Strawberry blonde
>height/weight
5'7
89KG
>bra or penis size
IDK
>pubic hair style
George W. Bush
>sexual orientation
Straight
>virgin?
Yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
None, fuck drugs
>NEET?
College
>boards you browse
Jow Forums
>interests
Rainbow Six Siege
>contact info
Discord

I sent an add.

are you still here, giant boobs femanon?

you're*
and why?

>18/M/Canberra
>98.4% European (stupid retard ruined my bloodline by marrying of a Maori princess or some shit for the Brits)
>Hazel
>Brown
>6'1 80 KG
>22 CM boys
>idk m8, straight?
>Straight
>Yes, kill me
>I don't do any drugs, might have some drinks but thats about it
>not a neet
> Jow Forums and Jow Forums are my secondary boards. Primary board is /his/
> History and Economics
> Yeah nah

Because 1, pedos aren't a sexuality (Only sexuality and it's heterosexuality) and 2, are you seriously a pedo, if so, kill yourself

you're*

unirogonal

I can see where you're coming from when you say it isn't a sexuality, but what's your deal? I'm not going to harm anyone.

Paedophille's are the fucking scum of the earth, just because you won't hurt someone still means you are scum, you cannot be attracted to children, it's wrong

>18/m/south america
>White mediterranean
>Light brown
>Black
>170cm/idk
>7 inches aprox
>Shaved you fucking dumbass
>Straight
>Yes
>Did drugs in the past, coke, purple drank and poppers
>Attending college
>/asp/ Jow Forums /x/ and /v/ mainly
>Politics, Music, literature, films, art
>sigvrd#9978

>female
Here's your (You).

Work out your back.

>you cannot be attracted to children
This is literally the definition of pedophilia.

>23/M/UK
>White british
>Grey
>Light Brown
>6ft 2/ approx 10 stone
>7.5 inches
>Jungle
>Straight
>Yep
>No
>No
>r9k, m, v, pol
>anime, 40k, vidya, fitness, cosplay
>NOPE

>contact info
Glow harder in the dark faggot.

>you cannot be attracted to children, it's wrong
why do you think it's wrong?

>age/sex/location
18/m/Canada
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Brown
>hair color
>Brown
>height/weight
6'4'', 195lb
>penis size
6.5''
>pubic hair style
Bushy motherfucker
>sexual orientation
No clue as of right now
>virgin
Yes
>drugs
Nope.
>NEET
In uni.
>boards
Jow Forums, /tv/, Jow Forums, /ck/
>interests
Mechanical keyboards, Politics, Law, Sociology
>contact info
Noooooope.

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Search up Jimmy Savile and Peter Scully on Wikipedia if you want to know why pedos are fucked up

>age/sex/location
23/M/Sweden
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
blue/grayish
>hair color
brown, a little blond
>height/weight
5'11/no idea, would guess 135lbs. Exercise a lot so I really should find out.
>bra or penis size
slightly over 7 inches, measuring correctly.
>pubic hair style
trimmed
>sexual orientation
bi
>virgin?
yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
Smoke weed very occasionally. Would try other stuff with someone i trusted
>NEET?
Online courses, was neet for a long time.
>boards you browse
Jow Forums /vg/ Jow Forums and /a/ once in a blue moon
>interests
games (PoE and fps), manga, archery, bouldering, music
>contact info
if someone wants it i'll share it with you, doubtful

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>age/sex/location
19F/Romania
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Hazel
>hair color
Brown
>height/weight
163cm/50kg
>bra or penis size
B/C cup
>pubic hair style
trim/shaved
>sexual orientation
Bi, 2D girls 2/3D guys
>virgin?
Yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
No
>NEET?
No, doing compsci
>boards you browse
r9k, fit, a, biz, pol, lit, b, d, e, y
>interests
programming, anime, swimming, hiking, questioning reality, etc.
>contact info
discordfag here.. only "social" thing I have. Mina#4068

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those aren't pedos, they're child molestors and abusers

Pedos at the same thing brainlet, pedos deserve the death sentence, life in jail is too soft

t. Jim Jam

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Yeah.......nah CIA nigger

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You know pedophilia is a mental disorder right, it's completely out of their control. It's a cross-wiring in their brains provoking the wrong responses when they perceive a kid. A pedophile ACTING on these urges deserve the death sentence, and a pedophile suppressing them is just an unfortunate person with bad mental afflictions not doing any harm. I don't think any of these people deserve anything until they prove otherwise. Not sure why I'm writting this post because there's no way in hell I'll convince someone with such a simplistic and narrow-minded viewpoint.

It's a crime! Not a disorder you retard

It's quite literally (the version from post 2015) a mental disorder. I assume you're a dumb Jow Forums-nigger holding opinions like that.

no, child molestors and abusers are mostly sadists who pick easy victims like children. just like how rapists usually rape for having power over someone and not necessarily pleasure, child molestors usually do it to fulfill their sadistic urges rather than to satisfy their pedophilic ones.

>age/sex/location
21/M/Argentina
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Brown
>hair color
Brown
>height/weight
1,78/79K
>bra or penis size
14/15 cm
>pubic hair style
Afro
>sexual orientation
Hetero
>virgin?
Yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
No
>NEET?
Daddy gives me money
>boards you browse
Jow Forums, /his/, /v/, /r9k /
>interests
Vydia
>contact info
No

Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you

>>age/sex/location
22/female/sc
>>ethnicity
white
>>eye color
greenish brown
>>hair color
brown
>>height/weight
5'6 180lbs
>>bra or penis size
d
>>pubic hair style
dont have one
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>virgin?
no
>>do you drugs, if so which kind
weed occasionally
>>NEET?
nope
>>boards you browse
r9k, ic, a,x,mu
>>interests
anime, drawing, cooking unhealthy shit
>>contact info
nope

>age/sex/location
24/m/balkan
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Brown
>hair color
Brown
>height/weight
188cm
95kg
>bra or penis size
16cm
>pubic hair style
I shave
>sexual orientation
Str8
>virgin?
Yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
Modafinil and steroids
>NEET?
Yes
>boards you browse
r9k and int
>interests
Lifting and poker
>contact info
I might give it to you if you say why you want to contact me

Let's put all the scientists who have figured out how pedophilia works because they must all be pedophiles too right. Fucking retard lmao, do everyone you know a favor and end your miserable life.

this sounds like a larp but if not
do you have discord?

buuuuuuumperino
fuck the filter

why would a guy be larping?

>22cm penis
Why would someone lie I wonder

>credit card information?
>last 3 digits on back of card?
>how much money in account?

>age/sex/location
18/Male/USA
>ethnicity
White
>eye color
Green
>hair color
Brown
>height/weight
5'10 135
>bra or penis size
6"
>pubic hair style
Shaved
>sexual orientation
Straight
>virgin?
Yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
No
>NEET?
No, currently in education but I've never had a job
>boards you browse
Only Jow Forums, used to browse solely browse Jow Forums before the 2016 election ruined it, and I only browsed /b/ before I started using pol/
>interests
Hardly anything, but I think history and linguistics are pretty cool.
>contact info
It's hard to contact me, I don't use any social media because I'm a weirdo

>implying you poorfags have any money to steal

>tfw just answer the questions in my head and imagine what the responses would be like
anyone else too paranoid to fill out these types of surveys

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whenever i do these I get accused of larping because i'm a girl(female) and not fat
i don't get why that's so unbelieveable

>18/Male/USA
>White
>Blue
>Blond
>6'2 150 lbs
>5.7"
>Trimmed, shaved is cool too but too much effort
>Straight
>Yes
>No drogas
>No NEETs here
>/an/, Jow Forums, Jow Forums, Jow Forums
>Drawing, reading, hiking, outdoors stuff, and of course vidja
>No contact info for you

i'm too scared to fill one of these out because i know all the comments will be about my breast size

No need to be ashamed of being flat chested. You can always get implants or wear push-up bra

Nope you get people asking to be your bf more likely

no, i wish i was flat-chested. pettanko bitches don't know how good they have it

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It can't be too large, at least in my eyes.

>AAAA I was born with large assets that make other girls jealous and the guys go crazy
Oh come on now

>>age/sex/location
18/M/Canada
>>ethnicity
White/Indian mix
>>eye color
Brown
>>hair color
Black
>>height/weight
6'2" 198lb
>>bra or penis size
7 in
>>pubic hair style
Trimmed
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>virgin?
Ye
>>do you drugs, if so which kind
No
>>NEET?
No
>>boards you browse
/mu/ Jow Forums /vg/
>>interests
video games, anime, curling, welding
>>contact info
no

>age/sex/location
22 M E.Europe
>ethnicity
half white half jap
>eye color
brown
>hair color
black
>height/weight
1.70cm/60kg
>bra or penis size
15cm
>pubic hair style
a bit
>sexual orientation
hetero
>virgin?
da
>do you drugs, if so which kind
never
>NEET?
working/ studying
>boards you browse
Jow Forums /his/
>interests
bushcraft, guns, history, army etc
>contact info
I have just yt account

>age/sex/location
23/f/east coast

>ethnicity
european

>eye color
blue

>hair color
brown

>height/weight
5'4, 140

>bra or penis size
triple d

>pubic hair style
shave

>sexual orientation
queer, I guess? sexually i like women, romantically i like men and women

>virgin?
nah

>do you drugs, if so which kind
weed

>NEET?
no

>boards you browse
r9k, x

>interests
poetry, baking, reading, music, ghost adventures, astrology, spirituality

>contact info
no

you sound really cute. dat half japanese *heart eyes emoji*

when you're a girl with large boobs, men treat you like a sex doll
snapping your bra straps, making crude jokes about you, talking directly to your chest, dating you literally only because you have big boobs

how nice, that's heart warming

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>age/sex/location
18/f/can
>ethnicity
chinese
>eye color
dark brown
>hair color
dark brown
>height/weight
156/49
>bra size
32a
>pubic hair style
trimmed
>sexual orientation
whatever
>virgin?
y
>do you drugs, if so which kind
alcohol rarely
>NEET?
no
>boards you browse
/po/, Jow Forums, /x/, /vp/
>interests
browsing the web, doing nothing, origami, sleeping, watching movies
>contact info
no thanks

Well then you should treat as a device that automatically weeds at the bed men and when you find a good man it's something extra for him then right?

i have saggy pancake boobs anyway. when i wear clothes i look flat-chested, just fat and bloated and matronly. when someone mentions they hate their big boobs on r9k you can bet this is what they're talking about

>can
>chinese
every time

Well at least your children wont starve when you're breast feeding them also wear a push up bra then

It's all anonymous, so there's not much to worry about. Just go for it. Who knows, maybe someone'll be into one of your actual interests or want to talk to you based on those things, not on your chest.
Alternatively you could just lie and weed them out that way

>age/sex/location
23/male(male)/canada
>ethnicity
central asian
>eye color
brown
>hair color
black
>height/weight
5'7"/150lbs
>bra or penis size
didn't measure, maybe 5 in
>pubic hair style
kek
>sexual orientation
straight
>virgin?
yes
>do you drugs, if so which kind
no
>NEET?
no
>boards you browse
/a, /r9k
>interests
coding, anime, memes
>contact info
no

fill out the survey anyway and don't forget to include contact info

I have a large dick, but it's not that interesting.

>tfw ghost robots whenever they mention their dicks are more than 5 inches

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looks like I'm in at 5" then, gib contact info

user would you be interested in dropping contact? i just think your personality is so compatible with mine

I thought summer was over
ori

I legitimately don't have a throwaway contact, but I've always planned on getting around to it. Two questions. Are you the big breasted woman? Why do you think we would be compatible.

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>all these roasties posting solely to get attention to their vapid attempts to share some interests and no ones responding
It's great

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>Are you the big breasted woman?
no, s-sorry
>Why do you think we would be compatible.
it's not because you mentioned you had a big dick or anything haha