I'M SO GODDAMN happy and satisfied.
>tfw got my first ever gf
Thanks Jow Forums!
I'M SO GODDAMN happy and satisfied
Gabriel Torres
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Jayden Morales
You're making it OP, we're all proud!
This is now a positive feels thread
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!
Liam Phillips
>Loses her and then falls into deep dark depression to the point of wanting to kill himself
Isaiah Morales
>ask girl out multiple times over the span of months
>she gives an excuse each time
>try again
>she says "yeah I guess."
>go on Jow Forums
>post this thread
>get cucked
>start drinking
>text her
>she leaves you on read
>you kill yourself
Gjdm
Robert Baker
If you want to keep her, make sure you stay the same or better as you were when you got her. Don't change for the worse or let her convince you to do so no matter what she says.
Also, don't be overly attached. That's like relationship suicide.
Brandon Long
>even the horny and lonely goose poster made it before you did
Alexander Gonzalez
Nice
>get gf
>slowly stop lifting and doing fun things as a couple
>just watch netflix and get fat with each other
>slowly start to hate each other
>start lifting again
>shell get jealous and insecure because youre working on bettering yourself
>shell cheat on you out of jealously or insecurity
>accuse you of cheating
>entire relationship blows up
>start hating normie women
>spend literally all of your free time at the gym
>develop super high standards and blow off qt girls because theyre not fit or have very minor flaws
>become more jaded bc no one to cuddle and meal prep with
>cope by spending even more time in the gym
Rinse and repeat
John Reed
I'm still here, just as horny and lonely as ever.
Adam Cox
Good job OP, hope it's gonna be great for both of you!
Aaron Taylor
nofap brother
monkey desires will go away after a week
Anthony Lewis
She'll get bored in a month or two
Landon Roberts
>tfw on third day of nofap
>extra horny, and feeling lonelier
Brody Diaz
salvation awaits soon. Even if you reduce to once a week you'll feel a bit better.
Samuel Lopez
Flex hard, carrot King!
Carson Brown
Good job user i hope it is a happy amd fuffiling relationship
Connor White
OP here, how to handle pic related?
Matthew Thomas
based
Nathaniel Jones
whatever you do don't start changing your lifestyle to accommodate her, she'll know and lose respect for you
Gabriel Ortiz
You handled it perfectly user, never change.
Benjamin Hughes
We all helped you make it so you have to share with us.
Jonathan Powell
>Y-you too
Jose Russell
i remember when my highschool crush would hangout with me all the time
was the only time in my life i looked foward to the next day, in the end nothing happened
what a life huh
William Williams
>You too
Elijah Cox
Audibly keked
Julian Price
Flex hard, carrot king!!
Nathaniel Brown
based autist
James Ward
Soooo... How do you talk to girls that look at you, or you know "check you out"? I have had a lot of girls just look at me, and 2 even confess they have a crush on me, but then my autism kicks and I don't do anything else. What do lads?
Brayden Myers
Y-you too
Luke Ross
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Gabriel Russell
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Noah Kelly
>try nofap
>get even more depressed
why god
David Hughes
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Anthony Wood
This user. This is what it boils down to.
She is but an accessory to your awesome life. If you make her your focus, she will dry up.
Focus on you, your mission, your goals and she'll stay wetter than an otter's pocket.
G O D S P E E D
Zachary Long
In theory is there an optimal order to do flat/incline bench, OHP in?
I'm thinking around the idea of fatiguing one muscle in a movement that requires more than one (and what effect on the overall efficiency of each one would be if it were to be done later vs earlier in a routine etc). Most of the time I'm limited by the equipment available at the time though sadly.
Gabriel Parker
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Brody Hill
>these
Luis Sanders
Or she cucks you because she feels lonely. You can't win
Brandon Harris
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Angel Jackson
DELET
Robert Jackson
enjoy it while it lasts
Dylan Watson
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Christopher Williams
Flex Hard , Carrot King !
Kevin Rivera
>smile
>if she smiles back, walk up to her
>compliment her on her smile if she has a cute smile, or compliment her on her appearance, or just fucking say hi
>she's probably gonna giggle if you complimented or smile and say hi
>"i'm user" and hold out your hand
>get her name
>tell her you think she's gorgeous
>ask her if she likes x normie activity or y normie food
>she's either gonna say yes or no but i like z normie activity/food
>"great, i'd love to take you to x/y/z on weekend/friday/next 3 days"
>she either says yes or "i'm gonna be busy that day"
>if she says yes, hand her your phone, get her number, say it was nice to meet her, maybe hug, and walk away after flashing her a smile
>if she says no, say "how about i grab your number and we'll figure out a good time later"
>if she gives you her number, text her the next day and figure out a time
>if she says no, she's not interested, just say it was nice to meet her, smile, and walk away
>don't fucking text her constantly. if she tries to make small talk over text, shut her down and make plans. once your plans are made, don't text her again until the day before to confirm and the day of when you're going to pick her up
It's not rocket science, user
Joshua Green
Flex hard, Carrot King
Alexander Diaz
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
William Gutierrez
>Successfully lands a girl
>Still acts like an autist
Jaxon Foster
Absolutely based
John Jones
based
Carter Cooper
Flex hard carrot king
Gabriel Green
Flex hard, Carrot King!
Zachary Mitchell
Flex Hard Carrot King!
Jace Barnes
Congratulations
Evan Sanchez
*snap*
Brandon Davis
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Caleb Cox
im 29 years old and jaded, attractive guy that tends to do well with women.
But I've only ever "known" that two were right for me in my life, it was a gut feeling. Unfortunately, that wasn't reciprocated in those cases. Ah well, life is pretty great regardless.
Dylan Rivera
This is actually pretty accurate
Eli Hernandez
Oliver King
Homegym Masterrace
For like the five hundreth time
Camden Phillips
false. Have never jacked off to completion in my life due to mental issues. Am horny as shit and punch things out of sexual frustration
Oliver Baker
>you too
Daniel Kelly
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Jayden Sanchez
You mother fucker
Gavin Long
>finally stop obsessing over aesthetics
>continue to lift for fun, but eat whatever so long as I get enough protein and iron
>enter dadbuff mode
>get a stable, successful, sticc gf only when I become satisfied with being Jow Forums, but not shredded
This is the true way boys
Sebastian Butler
Flex hard carrot king
Noah Martin
>Meet girl years and years ago. And become friendzoned.
>Literally Worship her.
>Start lifting.
>Off and on friendship for like 6 years
>One day says she's been mirin.
>We fuck and be bf.gf
>Finally realize She's the worst woman ever.
Hurry I still have my gains
Ian Watson
>tfw ur such an old fag that u realize this is a remaster of another meme
Jason Sullivan
I'm so happy for you user omg!
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Colton Turner
Had a first date the other day with literally perfect girl (tall, cute, fit, smart, tad nerdy). Not just another basic bitch insta thot. Went well and got another date lined up. Doing my best to kept my autism contained. We're all gonna make it
This is basically me now and didn't even get laid.
youtube.com
Jayden Cook
Flex Hard, Carrot King
Thomas Garcia
>Mfw it's deadlift day
Eli Scott
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Justin Jenkins
julian?
Levi Diaz
Flex hard, carrot king!
Nolan Young
Flex hard, carrot king!
Jonathan Reed
Flex hard, Carrot King
Xavier Foster
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Michael Wood
ya did it champ
Benjamin Ross
Because nofap is bullshit
Alexander Turner
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Brayden King
>tfw when I fucked it up with a girl who last week literally said at a house party “I want to see your room”
T-thanks anxiety
William Cox
FLEX HARD, CARROT KING!
Oliver Watson
Baseado pra caralho
Lincoln Cruz
Flex Hard, Carrot King
Aiden Baker
FLEX HARD CARROT KING!
Benjamin Rodriguez
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Juan Hughes
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Liam Hernandez
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Thomas Cooper
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Jose Lopez
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Luke Jenkins
>smile
>she smiles back
>days later she asks me my name "I saw you looking at me and wondered whats your name"
>ask for her number to talk more
>talk about what we do, some cringey banter
>stop texting when she gives a full stop answer and I don't know what to say anymore
>still see her everyday and now she's not looking in my general direction anymore
>some days later approach her to talk to her and her friend
>talk about tv shows, her friend is laughing and whispering the whole time, not sure if about me >part awkwardly
>never talked again
>still smiles at me though
I still see her everyday and we even take the same bus but I'm not brave enough to try to talk with her again. Wish I knew about the "make plans ASAP" part sooner, wouldn't have ruined things with her and a few other girls. Is it possible to rekindle the fire or does she already thinks I'm a super autist?
Levi Baker
>Y-you too
Aaron Wilson
Flex hard, Carrot King!
What's your secret user?
and congrats!
Caleb Bell
This is great. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll think that was a response to another girl. If she asks again just tell her it was mean for someone else. IT WILL TEAR HER APART
Luke Miller
If she still smiles at you, she's probably still interested. At this point, depending on your previous interactions with her, she either sees you as an alpha ultrachad that's got hundreds of women lining up for his cock and probably doesn't even register that she's interested in her (let's be real, this is probably not it), or as an endearing shy Jow Forums autistic guy that she'd probably fuck. I recommend that when you next see her, wait until she notices you and smiles at you, then finish your set/whatever you're doing, walk up to her, and tell her you heard of this amazing restaurant/activity/whatever the fuck and you'd love to take her there. Chances are she's gonna say yes. If the date goes well (for both of you, not just in your head), you can make a move and invite her back to your place for drinks. If she says yes, take her back to your place, make her a drink, make out with her, pick her up and take her to your bedroom, throw her on your bed, strip her and fug her silly.
The fact that she hasn't already moved on to Chad's dick and completely stopped even noticing your existence is a good sign though, she might actually be a good girl to date. Just don't spill spaghetti on the first date, please. Do it for all of us, user. Godspeed.
Logan Perez
FLEX HARD, CARROT KING!
John Lee
Flex hard, Carrot King!
Nolan Wood
Nah b, I had either things not work out with a girl when we had mutual interest or tried to slide in the DMs of a girl I blew off, and every time you feel like some time has passed or you did things with no sexual tension- they're 100% over you and they don't view you as a potential partner.
Of course, every rule has an exception.
Owen Johnson
>When the girl next to you is doing deadlifts
Adam Hill
Flex Hard, Carrot King!
Jordan Perry
FLEX HARD CARROT KING