/r9gay/ - #441

where is my gentle frotting bf
I want cum on my tummy

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Would someone talk and acknowledge me over discord?

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stop trying to force people to want to fuck fat old guys because you're insecure about being fat and old
the true robot path is self-loathing and nothing but

I'd love to be imortal, implying that i'd just stop to age at soem point, old age is a curse, and a limit on my playtime gives me so much anxiety that i end up not getting anithing i wanted done, infinite time would give you infinite opportunity.

STOP IT IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not forcing anyone to do anything autismo. Did you remember to take your pills?

That's sad, you should do some ironic shitposting in a while too. Helps taking a break from all that self loathing.

I don't want to be a faggot, where can I find a tranny to date so I can lie to myself for ever?

Depends on what you'd want to do/ talk about...

I understand your pain, but you only get to elevate your body type with media blitzes if you're a woman
They can take my dignity but they can't force me to become a memelord

I'm skinny with a narrow frame, no can do.

you're gay
life has an end, all suffering and pleasure has an end, this is precisely what makes life bearable
this is what forces people into satisfaction, because with no limit, people would never, ever be satisfied

i love giving people a couple of days of conversation and then removing them because they're shit and i'm shit

wanna add?

I can respect that, user.
I have a horrible sense of humor and I find the bloatlord hilarious so I can't resist.

Anything, honestly. That's usually what I do.

>not posting the original bloatlord

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I mean i'd be down, but i'm not much of a talkative person.

Me neither.

How is your day, anyway?

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I'd suggest checking out one of those speed-running conventions.

good idea, ill camp out by the dilation station and make some moves

>tfw no /Iit/ bf

Wow i wasn't ready for that. It's nice but feels a bit short, how about you?

A bit short for me too I think. I haven't been very well so I've been napping all day. I'll be up all evening now!

I hope you won't have too much trouble getting up tomorrow.

>when the alcohol hits you just right

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Me too. Thank you for your concern. Is it late there?

Mouse user here, I didn't sleep well but at least didn't have mouse dreams. Still sad I had to end the mouse's life though. Can I get a bf who will make me waffles to cheer me up please.

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uhh okay, post a throwaway email or something?

For me? About 21:35

Sorry lad, the most I can do is give you microwaved bread.

We should talk over Discord instead.

sho-#7771

I don't really know how discord works, do i need to send a friend request?

I'm not him but I'd still do it if you wanted.

I'm super averse to touch and mortified by sexuality; was I raped or something when I was young and am repressing it? Did it turn me gay? Why is my erotic target myself via AAGP (autoandrogynophilia)? I need answers people

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i want to be a bf so bad
a loving and caring boyfriend
but im so fucked in the head that ill never make anyone anything but miserable
what should i do about this feel

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I'm not that guy (obviously)
Is it okay if I add you too?

The fact that you have the want to be a specific way means you're not that fucked in the head, what do you mean in specific by that though?

I'm clingy and obsessive to a seriously unhealthy degree
I'm paranoid that people don't actually like me and only want to be around me to make fun of me
I lie somewhat frequently and don't trust anyone
I frequently am miserable and want to kill myself and I don't want to subject someone to taking care of me when I'm like this
I'm pretty emotionally volatile, not like bipolar or anything, but I can get upset out of nowhere sometimes. I'm manipulative and want sex way too much (almost always)
I was going to say more but I forgot as I was typing because my mind is fucked from months to years of benzodiazepine abuse

I'll fuck you rough user

Why haven't you responded to me, did i do something wrong?

>clingy and obsessive
Perfect.

im okay thank you
I think you have me confused with someone else!!

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I still want a Playstation 4.

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It's not a good thing. Even if you like clingy, you'll get sick of it eventually, and grow to resent me because of it, among other things. Clingy people are usually neurotic too.

>sick of it eventually
(Doubt)
>and grow to resent
Hating others takes much more energy than I'm willing to expend.

You'd be surprised
trust me user im not a good person
you'd hate me

No point in buying one know with p5 coming close maybe two years from now

Why haven't you responded to me, did i do something wrong?
Sorry clicked on the wrong massage.

I dunno user, I've met some pretty horrible people before. I don't think you'd be that bad.

nah, you'd hate it. you might think it's cool to have this much attention but eventually, and probably sooner than you think you'll grow sick of it.

t. another clingy person

ok
i need someone to talk to
do you have an email or a discord

I just saw this, sorry.

Well, if you're paranoid that people only keep you around to make fun of you and you don't trust anyone, on top of it you lie how can you say you want a boyfriend then? Maybe I just completely can't relate to your specific situation but I feel like if I was that wary about other human beings in general, I wouldn't even think about trying to be a boyfriend to anyone or having one since like you said you don't trust anyone. It's an interesting mentality, to say the least.

I still want to make someone happy
To do things for them nobody else can and be so close to them
I want to trust someone, even if I'm incapable of it
I want to have someone in my life to love unconditionally, and vice versa

Sure, here ya go.
Villiam#6957

I'll be available for a bit if you need someone to talk to.

My Discord is Guts#1659 if anyone wants a platonic chat about anything, if ya'll need advice or just a pal.

You could buy someone like me a Playstation 4, that would make me very happy. I really want to play P5 and a few other games.

You can also listen to all my dumb thoughts and pay attention to me and deal with my autism and anxiety and let me tell you all my secrets.

i cant afford to buy you a ps4!
but ill listen to your dumb thoughts

are you the same degenerate user that begged for things some threads ago?

You'd be better of getting into findom mate.

Biscum crush ditched me after a party HE invited me to for some girl last night so I went home and got even more drunk about it AMA

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why post this two threads in a row?

>tfw you haven't had any sort of physical contact other than handshakes in more than a year.
Why does it have to feel so good guys? I still remember how amazing it felt to hold hands with a friend some years ago.

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You willingly went with a """""""bi"""""" guy somewhere, are you unironically trying to gain sympathy right now or?

Nah, I don't beg. Although I find it amusing that two things that the entirety of Jow Forums agrees on, no matter what board you go on, is that fat fucks and beggars are sub human scum.

Would you even listen to dumb thoughts like, "I wish I had a bf with a green freeze pop so that I could have the blue freeze pop and we could pretend like they were swords and we could fight bad guys"

Isn't that more of an in person thing though? I don't want to do anything in person. You can't really findom someone online unless you're a camwhore.

ur fat af

I would listen to those thoughts. The idea of ice pop sword fights is very cute and appealing

>tfw no bf that hugs and kiss you by surprise

tfw no cute southern bf to watch fireflies and drink hooch with

it's September they're dead, also hooch is gross

>you tell him to stop it but you love it

that's rude user, why would you say that?

>Southern
Fuck off Yankee

Because I'm super hungover so it's still relevant to me even if it's not relevant to you; I'm upset.

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i can smell the fat from the way you type. fucking gross.

What if someone kept you as their pet, and fed you and bathed you, and kept you in a cage while they went to work, and then took you out for a walk when they got home, and cuddled while watching tv?

I'm a britbong acshually!

yes please
yesyeseysyesyesysesyes please

Fuck off Limey, you redcoat weirdo.

and what exactly do you think you're going to gain from complaining about it here? no one's going to have sympathy, you're borderline bragging about going to a party! i'm glad that happened to you user, seems pretty deserved desu

what kind of things do you lie about, frequently, and how much would you lie to a nice, kind, good, loving boyfriend?

Cmon, we can love each-other. Don't be like that, I'll read to you in my RP accent and we can cuddle

ever think he views you more as a friend and not romanticly? And you thought you went on a date before but it was just a friendship hang out?

mostly my achievements and some things about my history
there are some things ive done that im pretty ashamed of
idk if i lie all that frequently to people im super close to actually, so if i were with a guy who i felt really comfortable and happy with i doubt id have trouble being honest.

britbong here
you should c-cuddle with me instead...

easily 90% of the situations here, without a doubt what happened

Don't think your accent is going to win me over, I don't think it's cute or anything.

>mostly my achievements and some things about my history
how often does this come up, what are the lies, this is interesting please say, how many people have you told what lies to? Achievement... that you won trophies, and beat video games, and won medals, and won awards, and was part of the math team and debate team, and that your uncle is a famous something?

Share some of the things youve done that you are ashamed of

I'm not bragging I feel like I'm a goddamn retard being used and strung along as always here; this is the same shit girls would pull on me when I was closeted and it always makes me so upset

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Feeling like a goddamn retard would probably be accurate, but i really really doubt you were being used/strung along.
the other user put it really well, most normies invite each other to parties all the time so im not sure why you thought this was anything special. is it just because he knows you're gay and you know he's bi that you became convinced it was going to lead to something more?

trugays get the bullet