Robots, whats the most disgusting thing youve done while horny? Do you regret it?

Robots, whats the most disgusting thing youve done while horny? Do you regret it?

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Used cousin's boots to jack off. Regrets? fuck no

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jerked off to that webm of a girl puking on a dick while deepthroating it

Not just a one time thing but on a family vacation, I had a fling with my aunt. Hung out together while the rest of the family did other crap, got a little tipsy one night in a hot tub and both horny we got carried away, after that spent the rest of the trip fucking like rabbits. I do regret it because she ended up pregnant from it and kept the kid, big secret from the rest our family now.

Holy shit. Boy or girl?

had sex with a fat girl
regrets? at first yes but after a few years IDC

I stuffed some things in my ass. Yes I regret it because I told my friends about it one time when I was drunk and from there it spread like wildfire to everyone I know.

I downloaded Tinder and fucked a fat girl. I deeply regret it.

shit. i did the same thing when i was high. even a gummy worm at one point, and after having a gummy worm in my ass for a minute i realized what the fuck ive been doing and never put another thing inside my ass ever again

I did it too.

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I was gonna let an obese nigress suck my dick but she wanted $50 so I was like nah

I took these ben wah balls that my dad had put on the little table with a mirror near the living room to look fancy.

Well I took them to my room and stuffed them up my ass, I am a boy, and they were big and felt weird and so I took them out and they had shit on them and I passed out stoned as fuck, forgetting to put them back.

Then my dad came in my room in the morning and took them before I woke up

I used to put shit up my ass. It's not the worst of this but fucking hell I just feel like such a bitch for doing that. Completely different person when you're horny

I never tried food in my ass though, I bet it's hard to get out.

The worst thing I tried is taking pic related with me in the shower and shoving it in really deep. I remember it felt painfull to pull it out again and the whole room would smell like shit.

Why are there so many people who stuff things up their ass lmao. What else did you guys put in there?

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I put pens, batteries and even the neck of a beer bottle up there. Man even tried a fucking banana.
I hate myself for doing that shit

I was driving home from some party innawoods while coming down from an acid trip and stopped at a gas station to ask for directions, but not before going in their bathroom and using the handle of their plunger as a dildo while jacking off. I'm not even a cute twink, a hairy fat fuck actually.

I also fucked my cousin as a drunk teenager.

I also masturbate to amateur porn of people who look like my parents when they were young when I'm tripping on DXM.

I'm nihilistic enough to not give a fuck. Nothing in this hell called life matters, get your kicks where you can.

I fingered a horse one time.
I genuinely wish i fucked it

I nutted to horse dick and mare pussy

>tryed to take my own shit in my mouth
>licked the toilet
>got my brother to suck my dick he was between 9-11 years old
>mastrubated with my own shit
>sucked a cocumber off that was in my ass
>cumed on my own face
>ate my cum
>mastrubated to child porn
>mastrubated to gore and animal porn

that is all i remember

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enjoy your arrest fucker

I had meaningful consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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Fucking a horse is amazing, can recommend it.

Kissed and licked some chicks asshole. It was so pink and skin coloured. No brown anywhere.
I do not regret it. She loved it, let me fuck her ass because of that and it was fantastic.

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I still haven't cleaned the stains

What the fuck user

Origami pastrami

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>mastrubated with my own shit

but why? this is one of the few fetish I really can't understand

>getting arrestes because you said something on the internet
lmao you incels are funny

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