Jow Forums, what's are some good costume ideas for Halloween this year?

Black so I have about 5 choices in geeky fit costumes.

Black OPM when he's fighting the molemen

Generic faceless well built dark skinned horsedicked rapist from every other shlick doujin aimed at women and lesbians in japan.

Shirtless black panther

Normie tier costumes
90's era shirtless RnB singer in a desert. Like..Jodeci.
If my cut goes well, if it doesn't.

Slightly less fat Principal Lewis. Yes, I'll be wearing the red speedo.

Absolutely quality Jow Forums releated topic. Thanks OP!!!

Just go as an african out of place in the west and you'll disturb most people

Black abibas track suit, fine mock Italian loafers, leather gloves, and a ski mask (something festive, to not scare the kids)

Then just go around, squat atg, eat sunflower seeds, drink vodka, and engage in friendly bouts of fisticuffs.

Or whatever. I'm going as a slutty Slav. I'm a Slav squat on some diiiiiiick

>Black so I have about 5 choices in geeky fit costumes.
Or you could just not be racist to yourself

How is that racist you double nigger. Barely any characters are black. That severely limits his choices.

I pity the nigger fool who thinks he only has 5 choices

uhhh fuck off? retard.

Fuckk if I were a fit black I would go as a slave with a metal slave collar around my neck, a broken chain, and tattered clothes. Like the Chad slave in the catcher Freeman episode of the boondocks. I feel like it would make every white woman in a five mile radius immediately go into heat

It’s basic
It’s stupid
Effortless
Acceptable
Funny
Can never have to many of em
Jow Forums related

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So just...something that allows you to wear a T-shirt. Listen, women use Halloween as an opportunity to show off why can't it be an equal opportunity slut-fest?

Wanting to be a character that already kind of looks like you and not wanting to get bitched at for portraying a character that's not black "wrong" are valid reasons for his costume choices user.

Sexy Fireman, women love fireman because they protect them

A nigger is a negative, two negatives make a positive or a bigger negative if they choose to gang up on you.

Calling someone a double nigger is a positive compliment to a white. Whereas saying it to a black means he's worse than two of him (wrap your head around that)

Hey user when you "double" something do you multiply it by 2 or multiply it by itself?
Thought so
2*(negative)=still negative.
Wrap your head around that you retard

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double nigger \neq nigger^2

bruh be frozone
> relevant cause sequel came out this year
> funny
> get to wear a fitting elastic suit

No you dumb nigger, you multiply 2 by itself

Im going as Patrick Bateman with the suit and the raincoat, will also carry the ice mask on my pocket so i can put it on if i have to undress
If i get drunk enough i could go around asking girls if they have a mirror in their room to do pic related

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i guarantee that’s not gonna work out the way you think it is lol

Hey, if get drunk enough i could just put the ice mask one and walk around in underwear

God just go as a policeman you autistic manchild you will be the strange guy everyone will be talking about

dont tell him

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do lewis and take pics, I implore you

I'm a bald boomer so the only acceptable answer is this. still deciding if to dye my facial hair (which is a hassle afterwards) or shave and use a fake one (which is a hassle during and also looks gay)

also no I ain't THAT ripped, but I think I can pull it off nonetheless

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I am cosplaying this guy (but in middle school)
already got mask and some muscle

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>he has to try if he wants to show off gains
lmfao @ ur physique

I WANT TO FUCK HER AND THE DOCTOR SO FUCKING MUCH

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>no Enrico Pucci
>no Pocoloco

Post body I want to guide you if you can pull it off no >roiding for this
Pinky promise

This is gonna be the bane costume dyel thing all over again

>Post body
nope, got no sfw shots on this thing and I ain't gonna excuse myself from a work meeting to pose in the bathroom kek
>I want to guide you if you can pull it off no >roiding for this
too late, I >roid for this for strength already, some hypertrophy gains are a welcome side effect

>in middle school

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Test

>in middle school
I'm very excited to see this story at the end of the month.

post pic

show off your swag

every single roidhead and retarded jock will be wearing their amazon/storebought shitty doctor muscle costume or whatever, dont be one of those guys.

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I think he doesn't mean he is in middle school, but that he is gonna go as the middle school version of that guy

So you don’t look good enough then I would dress up as something different

not ugly or dyel but certainly not swole enough for the costume lol. any recs? need to be bald (I despise wigs), optionally have some sort of facial hair, and opportunity to show off delts and/or butt. no OPM, done that before

i'll see you at katsucon brother

Get some sports gear and dress up as a football player the shoulder pads will boost your physique also bonus if you meet some cheerleaders
Im thinking about going either as police officer or as prisoner pic is me

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The bane of gains

I'm going as Swoleden Caulfield because I'm still an angsty teen deep down.

Sleeveless Templar, just got the tunic in and I've got to stitch the shoulders but it should work out nicely.
>but user, ur DYEL
Definitely, but I've got height going for me and everyone I know is in terrible shape so it should be fine.

Jesus fuck if my shoulders were that big I'd be a Spartan or some shit every year
You look great user

This user knows.

I'm not interested in showing off my gains or anything. Went all out and built a planet of the apes costume from scratch with liquid latex and everything. Getting excited my dudes

sorry about the insertion of your right biceps

i’m going as a minion with just a yellow beanie, goggles, overalls and boots. Maybe a yellow tank or sleeveless shirt underneath.

no I need some weeb/pop culture stuff, I've done every "standard" costume under the sun already, and I hate repeating them

btw mirin dem pumpkin gains, good job

I know fucks me everytime lmao
Thx bro spartan wouldn’t be that bad either I’ll consider that
Could go as walter white but then it’s hard to show off gains , but as far as I know being social and having a nice costume beats desperately trying to show gains

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It warms my heart that so many Jow Forums bros are still going to celebrate halloween. I feel like a lot of men that feign masculinity are afraid to dress up because they'll put themselves in an "awkward" position.

Who here handing out candy for the little brats?
Reminder to not hand out to nigger kids without a costume.

If nigger is negative
Then double nigger= nigger*nigger
Negative times negative is positive
The only way it could still be a negative is if you add two niggers. Due to (-x)+(-y)=-x-y. But you didn't add you multiplied thus you had (-nigger)*(-nigger)=equal to white.

Exactly my point. I am smaller but I will do it anyway.

Black Dynamite?

Incredible that you just repeated your previous argument and ignored 2nd grade math.
What do you think multiplication is?
Whats (-5) x 2?
A: (-5)+(-5)=-10
Notice how you're adding two together when you DOUBLE something.
Let's say you have 10 apples. Now you double it. Do you have 10x10=100 apples? Or do you have 10+10=20.

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take the pyramidpill
>CAN show off gains
>CAN hide your face from embarrassment when qts come to you
>cloth is comfy and nice
>head is pyramidal, a patrician shape
>huge knife to shank niggers

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>not cosplaying as darkness

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Go as a boxer with a heisenberg hat and glasses and be Welter Weight

make sure to get gyno to complete this look

post results

kek, that could either go really well or you will spend all night explaining it to new people depending on the crowd

The roids make your skin looks so bad, sorry.

the only people who pay attention to that is people with gyno
nice self hate cope

Halloween is a time for make-believe. Why don't you just dress up as a traditional 1950's man; corn-cob pipe, cardigan, glasses and say youre a black father.

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Do white face
I fucking dare you

If you have actual gains, you won't need a costume to show them off, they will simply highlight anything you are wearing to begin with.

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Tim Curray from Rocky Horror cause I look fucking mega in women's lingerie

Fight me

topkek thx for the idea, most of the crowd should get the joke where I plan to go, this is fantastic

Post results when they occur, friend.

Everyone pays attention to that you retard.
It's dead fucking center in the photo and is just there staring at you.

Not that noticeable, I notice the frame and size foremost

I shall!

have some titties as a token of thanks

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>buy jeans, white t-shirt, jock jacket, sneakers if you dont have any and a hammer
>go as Driver

Already done so 2 years in a row, no one knows who it is but accepts it nonetheless.

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PRO TIP: never dress up as some obscure anime, tv or movie character that 98% of people will not know exists

What are you gonna say when people ask you who you are? You're setting yourself up for some awkward conversations and embarrassing photos.

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Was this taken at the San Jose Convention Center?