You wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with this girl. What do you do?

You wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with this girl. What do you do?

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figure out how we are going to get food. plenty of time for sex, she'll probably be down for it too.

So you don't have to break your neck checking her out

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Who has two tits and doesn't want to get laid until she's sure she's got a supply of food and water? That girl, that's who.

Figure out if she has any useful equipment or skills.

I'd have already given up if I were on a deserted island, so I'd probably rape her then find a sharp object to kill us both with, as to not starve horrifically.

Would rather break my neck than get caught checking her out

I don't see any tits on that "girl."

kill her, use her skin as a blanket, eat her muscle for food

tell that bitch that she's going to have to pull her damn weight if she wants to get off this island

how the fuck will you get caught "checking her out" though? its a DESERTED island you morons.

You can get caught by that girl, moron.

what is the geography of the deserted island? I go into the forest and look for running wild and wild birds and fruits. I gather sticks and find a rock to sharpen a stick. I spear a food and get water from the stream. I start building a shelter, and then start building a signal for rescue. I never fuck the woman while there, we need to conserve energy and she can't get pregnant while there because we'll probably starve anyways causing miscarriages and I don't need her to be immobile or endangered with pregnancy.
If the island has nothing on it at all except her I let myself starve and dehydrate for a while, but then drown myself if the nightmare doesn't end.

Probably kill myself. One of the worst experiences of my life was living for a time on a desert island with some women.

pull my cocker out

I think I would break her neck so she checks out before me.
I could live for about a week off those thighs alone

YOU AGAIN.
t. guy who asked you how was it

Original story time? :3

Fuck her, kill her, eat her.
Other orders are fine too I guess.

Yeah I'm still here.

Not original but I spent a volunteer summer on a desert island doing environmental and conservation work. It was only me and three girls of similar age alone there for several months. The place was beautiful but the experience was miserable because as it turns out women are completely fucking incompetent and can't survive to save their lives, literally. Almost all of the work to do fell entirely on me because they couldn't be trusted to have responsibility so I was having to take care of four people on my own essentially.

That's cool! First time I meet someone for the second time here.

How old are you by the way? Forgot to ask first time around.
Also: Wanna be my friend?

I'd rape her forcefully a couple times in the ass and pussy (not mouth cause she'll bite) and then I'll set out on finding food and making a fire and all that generic shit.

I'm 22.

No offense but no, I like things anonymous.