So, why haven't you moved to Asia yet?

So, why haven't you moved to Asia yet?

>+3 to attractiveness
>language barrier hides the autism
>being white and speaking English gives you a job
>amazing internet
>average penis size of 4" makes you a stud

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Because I met my asian wife here in the west.

>being white and speaking English gives you a job
Pls elaborate. I tried to find a job in an Asian country but all they got is an English teacher and I have history of punching kids, they make me extremely angry. Are there any other jobs?

>>being white and speaking English gives you a job
I love this meme. I see so many people come here thinking "I naturally speak english, they need english speakers and shit, I can easily get a job"
then they go to interviews and the interviewer speaks in their native tongue only. and when they can't understand them/respond to them, they get shown the door.

how the fuck are you useful if you aren't bilingual? to do anything for them they'd need to give you a translate. and if they already have a guy who speaks both languages to translate for you, what exactly do they need you for?

you could teach adults
>history of punching kids

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>+3 to attractiveness

I thought this only applied in low-tier Southeast Asian countries like Thailand, the Philippines, Cambodia, Laos, and Vietnam, not in high-tier ones like Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, and Hong Kong?

>then they go to interviews and the interviewer speaks in their native tongue only. and when they can't understand them/respond to them, they get shown the door.

You're fucking retarded, I'm pretty sure you've never had a job or gone to an interview in your life if you seriously think that's even possible as a scenario. And to try and pass off that this is something that's really happened holy shit you're a fucking retard

no, white people are seen as very attractive in all of Asia.

not him but I've looked into doing this and pretty much all the companies that send English speakers overseas to China demand that you have a great command of Chinese first. You think anyone is gonna be able to learn a new language when you can't communicate to them in their own to tell them what shit means?

>go into job interview to be english teacher
>Mr. Tobrakiysca greets you in ching chong
>you just awkwardly say hello good morning or whatever gay western saying you use
>he looks confused
>moves on, starts asking you questions or maybe just telling you how the interview will go down
>but you don't know since you don't speak his language
>the interview is short due to language barrier, Mr. Tob is displeased for wasting his time
>don't get the job because the job is more then "come into class, spit out some english, and leave"
nigger you have to have school meetings with coworkers, do paper work, and tons of other shit that is not going to be in english. they will not hire a full time translator to be at your side to help you do literally everything that isn't speaking english.
you can't be a foreign language teacher if you are not bilingual

Native English Teachers do not need to learn the local language. they are there to fix mistakes made by local English teachers and help the students speak like native speakers

lmao you are dumb. you seriously think they would pay someone a decent wage just to sit around, spit some slang here and there, and somehow try to communicate their english is bad in english the language they do not know? that would never work. any time you try to correct them they would not understand. and if they could, why would they need you? they clearly know english. unless you think you can communicate complex thoughts on language with the vocabulary of a 7 year old

Because then id be a nigger. Leave them in peace.

this is so delusional i'm, going to go through it line by line
>>go into job interview to be english teacher
oh, so you just go straight to an interview? no resumes, phone interviews, skype interviews, messages with recruiters. no actual application just an interview?
>>Mr. Tobrakiysca greets you in ching chong
nice casual racism
>>you just awkwardly say hello good morning or whatever gay western saying you use
hello is gay now? Oh my
>>he looks confused
so this Asianese english teacher can't speak english?
>>moves on, starts asking you questions or maybe just telling you how the interview will go down
in English, as he is an English teacher in his Asian country and is fluent in it
>>but you don't know since you don't speak his language
but he speaks english, and the interview is going to be in english
>>the interview is short due to language barrier, Mr. Tob is displeased for wasting his time
which is why they have resumes, emails and phone interviews before hand
>>don't get the job because the job is more then "come into class, spit out some english, and leave"
There are lesson plans, native english teachers are an important part of teaching conversational english, much like teaching a young child english the goal is to speak english just above their level
>nigger you have to have school meetings with coworkers, do paper work, and tons of other shit that is not going to be in english. they will not hire a full time translator to be at your side to help you do literally everything that isn't speaking english.
It literally is all in english
>you can't be a foreign language teacher if you are not bilingual
Funny, becasue I literally am that and i have many friends who are also just that, and you really, really need to stop pretending to know anything about a subject you are clearly completely ignorant about

>"average penis size of 4" makes you a stud"
What if you have a big dong by Western standards, then?

then you hang out at the hot springs and become the Sauna King

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being white in asia isn't what it used to be, man

>>>Mr. Tobrakiysca greets you in ching chong
>nice casual racism
>>>you just awkwardly say hello good morning or whatever gay western saying you use
>hello is gay now? Oh my
grow a pair

yeah, grow a pair, says the guy who doesn't know how a fucking job application works

Jow Forums really needs ids

>nice casual racism

You're a games journalist, aren't you

>writing fantasy stories about bad things happening to people when you don't even understand the most basic shit about anything you are talking about

And i'm just here in Asia, teaching English without knowing the local language :^)

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Thought about getting dual citizenship to south korea.

>user so thoroughly destroys the kid he was talking to the only responses he gets are idiotic insults that dont even make sense in context considering the whole conversation is about moving to an Asian country in the first place

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elaborate?
origin sotry

I wouldn't eat anything from that stall.

considering that stall sells monkey food neither would I...

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>being white and speaking English gives you a job

I looked into this a while ago, while it is possible to be an english teacher in Japan and not be bilingual, you're basically asking to have a shitty time.
>wages are shit
>coworkers won't bother trying to get along with you >you're gonna be really lonely on a country that doesn't speak your language
unless you travel with friends, but this is Jow Forums so

Just search in youtube EOP testimonies about work experiences, most of them want quits a year into it
also you have to be a native speaker so third worlders like me aren't even allowed to try this

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Thread starter watches too much porn and doesnt get enough social interactions on a daily basis. You still need friends wherever you go

I'm half black so I'll be ugly for them

I'm half black too, and Korean and Chinese women seem more attracted to me than any other race of women despite me not being into them.

A lot of English teachers in Japan has said that it's a minority of people who have bad experiences in Japan, Ryan Boundless and his constant negativity attract similar pieces of shit. Any job can have a shitty boss, that doesn't mean that all jobs are shit.

It's also really easy with a Facebook account to find other expats, and there is nothing stopping you from learning the language or seeking out english speaking locals.


I personally think that Japan seems to be expensive to live in from what i have read online, But i live in Korea. In Korea everyone else is constantly broke but i was saving like almost half my paycheck, and most people back home are also perpetually broke and they aren't having adventures. There is enough English here that you can get along OK but I've started to learn Korean becasue i intend to stay forever now and eventually open my own english school

you're actually fiving me hope since I have to go to china next year
thanks user

>nice casual racism
cringe

How do you like living in korea? What is it like?
I'v thought about getting a dual citizenship to south korea.

Are you ethnically Korean?

No. I'm a white guy from America.

not sure why you'd qualify for citizenship then

Meant to mention your post instead of my post.

It's nice to know this, I watched various testimonies and left with a negative outlook, but maybe I was biased that way.
Of course it makes sense to learn the language and customs of the country you're living on but many people don't even bother, this puzzles me but it seems to be pretty common.
Good luck on your Korean adventure user, sadly my dream is living in Japan and as many know it's a thightly knit society so getting in seems to be way harder.

I thought about getting a job there. I'm learning korean now and I'll have an engineering degree (CS) in 2 years.

learn the language, go to the bath houses, and they are much more open than you think

Well take it, it's really nice here.


The business culture is crazy, you will get drunk, fuck prostitutes with your co workers , hang out nude in bath houses being loud next to fathers and sons, and if your boss thinks your dick is big he'll; give you a raise or a promotion. no joke.

being an aspie makes socializing hard no matter the language/culture.
Then there's the money issue... it's just one hurdle after another.
I'll still eventually save and go live there for a few months but unless you find a good paying job as a foreigner (the hardest part) you'll always be a tourist

>being an aspie makes socializing hard no matter the language/culture.
you know the old "imagine them all naked!" thing?
Well in Japan and Korea, they really are all naked sometimes

I'm an English teach here in Japan. Been here about 2 years. Shit's 'bretty good, long as you aren't retarded with the money. Women are mighty fine too. One in particular has taken interest, and might be long term material, but idk yet. Yes I'm white

Are they only interested in natives for English teaching?
I'm an actual English teacher in my country and I want to know if I have a chance of going to Asia.

Interesting. I assume all of this is in Seoul? I've heard Seoul described as soulless before. Are there other interesting things to do outside of partying?

motorbikes have no speed limit :^)

The Saunas are great

food is amazing

it's a very comfortable place to be, and any hobby you have there will be a club for it

I'm going to assume you've taken the metro before. How is it? That's one of the parts I'd enjoy. Not having to buy a car/car insurance and just take the metro to and from work all the time. I understand Seoul/Incheon area holds most of South Koreas population. Is everything crowded all the time?

best in the world. I would suggest getting an electric folding scooter you can carry on the subway and now you never need a car again.

it's surprisingly not crowded except for rush times, everything is built big enough to accommodate it. the city was levelled in the war. so they don't have a lot of very old infrastructure holding them back

yeah if youre White in Korea they treat you like youre some kind of chosen people.

I'm a huge fan of modern architecture and the city looks beautiful. I'd love to do some night walking around the city. Is crime really bad in the city? Anything I should be worried about?

I'm black and why would they have such a high demand for a translator for it to be a a easy job to get?

>. Is crime really bad in the city?
it's basically non existent

why are you telling everyone? you want more white expats i understand BUT its not gonna an unlimited thing, Korea isnt a big country.

I'm not white so no

Not origin

DizzyKitten went to Korea with a group for a brief visit and quote

>"older people were staring holes through me"

because shes like a legit 10/10 white girl, and she bought a bunch of clothes and jewelery from SK. fits her perfectly.

Alright, you've told me a lot of positives about SK. What are some negatives about the country? Doesn't matter if you've personally experienced them or not.

eventually, a small group of White chads will cuck all of Korea and take it over.

kek. How are the costs of living?

my friend keeps 99% of his paycheck because taxes dont exist. they give him a free apartment to live in, he doesnt own it and only pays utilities. he spends his check getting drunk and meeting ladies.

Any interesting things to do outside of Seoul? How's the nature? I've haven't read much about Busan but some people claim the city itself is getting better.

i havent been there in a long time. but theres nature areas like rivers, mountains or whatever. i dunno man!

Koreans will change schedules at the last minute, occasional racism, nobody knows what to do in an emergency

and a lot of Korean internet sites are locked down so you can't translate them, which is annoying

i think most young koreans just go to hongdae to watch local kpop boy bands dance. pretty interesting

Cool. Thanks for the info. I appreciate it. Anything else you'd like to add feel free to do so.

outside of seoul is great. small towns where they have almost never seen a white man exist, and Busan has great beaches and megasaunas

join RoK motorbike clib

yeah koreans LOVE saunas and bathing. must be half the reason why the women are so pale they spend every day in a bath.

yeah my friend doesnt wanna come back to America. he slays over here and over there.

when did my Korea become this Hellenistic pleasure nation?

asian people are racist as fuck

Racism towards white people or others? Also how common is the schedule change phenomenon?

not to Whites

Two things I love. Sauna culture isn't big in America and the beaches are hit or miss depending on the part of the country.

Sounds like a really great place to live. I'll visit a few times before I actually make the final move.

any reason why? original origins

motorbikes are fun

I've never ridden one before. I'll have to try it out. They look scary mixed in with heavy traffic though.

Because asians are ugly.

Do korean girls leave their cunts hairy like Japs? I can't stand hair. If the girl looks 12 her pussy better look 12 too.

you think im some kind of expert? im sure somebody knows here.

I'm not white.

I don't think Asia likes niggers even if I'm only half.

i can only speak for thailand but if you're a decent looking white guy your cock will be worshipped by all the qts. its really easy. i want to check out korea and see if ill get the same experience

Don't be a sperg, and you'll be fine. You should probably dress nicer here than might be able to get away with in Thailand. Also the native men here in SK are a bit taller than in other Asian countries, but it's not much of an issue for getting lays, if you know what you're doing.

sounds cool thanks user. koreans are quite the qts