What are some ways I as a NEET with minimal skills can make $850 quickly? I'm too depressed to work and everybody online is only interested in giving money to cute girls, not ugly black manlets.
Desperate NEET
This isn't fast, but it should take minimal skill, and give you a steady income.
Go to /aco and find the TK17 thread. Download and set up a copy. Get some models, and figure out how to stage scenes.
Pick up a copy of ren'py ; learn how to make simple things with it.
Start to make a game centered around some fetish, using ren'py as the engine, and render scenes in tk17
Post it on patreon and /aco ; keep updating regularly with new rendered scenes. Start collecting money from people paying you to make it.
I need the money so I can get a new computer /:
You don't need 850$ for a new computer.
Get a thinkpad t420 or x220 off ebay for less than 200$.
Install some GNU/Linux dristro and get into computer science.
Go to upwork and check what skills are in demand, then learn these skills.
Get hired as a freelance and make enough to sustain a NEET lifestyle while not being a leech to your parents/government.
I need a computer that can handle a lot because I'm a music producer and I rather get a new one, my cousin offered me his last laptop but I can't even open up the DAW I use on it
They'll handle a DAW no problem if configured right.
Save the rest for audio equipment.
>black
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
if configured right? I'm too retarded to learn computers, getting a laptop that does everything I need to is much simpler, I just need to find a way to get the money.
Enough RAM and SSD. Get less retarted.
Sell stuff on ebay, pick berries, wageslave for a bit, buy low sell high, suck dicks, etc. All 'how to make money quick online' are scams. All of them.
>black.
You literally can't be a robot if you're black.
I'm under 5'6" and fat and depressed
Are you a virgin though? You can also answer yes if you have only had sex with prostitutes
>Black
>Doesnt want to work
nigger gonna nig
If you want to work then you don't belong on Jow Forums
of course I'm a virgin how was it not implied
how does it feel to be a sub-human nigger?
Then you're fine. Enjoy Jow Forums
why should I have to work when women can make hundreds off of eating or taking a shit on cam
Try livestreaming a game or something while you talk about relatable things or give rants...
prepare the gas chambers, Lutz!
Just commit crimes like all the other niggers then.
I'd honestly look at flipping stuff on ebay and amazon.
I don't have any consoles or play video games
you should just get a phd in math, 300k starting at any job you want
you'll make that 850 no problem
I can't do math at all
and I need the 850 ASAP