>leave ass unshaven
>20 minutes of wiping my ass after a 20 second shit
>faint smell of shit when I sit in certain positions no matter how clean the TP is
>shave my ass
>20 second shit and 20 second wipe
>itchy butt all goddamn day
is there any way out of this hellish existence?
take a shower and scrub your ass real nice just like mommy showed me
shaving your ass is a meme buddy
t. mong bigfoot
>is there any way out of this hellish existence?
Getting your ass hair lasered off
either get a bidet or wet the toilet paper in the sink for cleaner wipes
think about it if shit fell on your arm you wouldn't just wipe it off. you put water on that shit
nah I'd be content with wiping it off as I plan to shower later on
plain water isn't going to do anything and I don't know of any bidets with soapy water that give a good ass scrubbing.
do NOT wet the toilet paper when wiping ass. you will get little tissue bits on your asshole and will make it itch and possibly smell more
I used to burn it off. Sounds crazy but works pretty well. It just takes some time and smells horrible, so I suggest doing it outside.
just gotta learn the technique.
>take a bunch and fold it over
>only wet it slightly
>dab and rub gently instead of rubbing forefully
Use wet wipes fucking retard.
I did this for my armpit hair. Worked okay. Didn't do it again.
I go to my backyard and use the hose with a nozzle to wash my ass thoroughly.
wet wipes help but dont do the trick asshat
>shave
wrong
Wax it cunt.
Try eating more fibre you retarded fucker.
Solid fiber poops doesn't stop shit from sticking to asshair on the way out dipshit.
Use baby wipes between toilet paper
Baby wipes > TP. Take a shower after you shit, and spray your ass down.
this.
and thankfully my ass doesnt itch when i shave it
Trim the ass hairs
So what you're saying user is get the dollar shave club ass wipes