Why are white girls so fucking cute?

Ever since I had hypothetical access to one.

No, its about the degradation (its hot).
Would be red mad if she didnt ask about it before tho, this is the kind of things that really need a serious talk.

so youve hypothetically already done it?

Thank you for this evening's hypothetical fap fuel.

I don't consider an animal to be competition for me so I don't see it as cucking. It would simply be an outlet for an enjoyment for both parties.

>I don't consider an animal to be competition for me
So you wouldn't mind your partner getting NIGGERED?

pol plz

I wouldn't let my gf get fucked by an animal but I'd do kinky shit with her with a female animal like sucking a horse's titties while fucking her

Having a girl eat out horse pussy is what I want.

>another fucking ERP thread

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That was pretty clever user, but I would mind that for obvious health reasons considering they are most unclean of any animal.

Imagine fucking a horse while a girl licks your balls and dick

I'd cum buckets and then make the girl eat the horse out.

The problem isn't acquiring a horse, it's acquiring a gf, let alone one who'd be down to do that.

Ongoing, yes. I own a horse. Hypothetically.

Well this is pretty eye opening.

Right right, just only ERP. Right.

You will never fuck a horse you dumb larper, a horse is not interested in you anyway, and if you tried you'd just get injured like Mr Hands did, and that was just a pony, not a full size horse.

I've managed to have a gf in the past, but finding a kinky one is much harder.

Horses are retarded. If you give it food and pet it and hang around with it everyday, it will not give a fuck if you tried to fuck it.

I'm glad to see someone else still remembers Mr. Hands

I've been on this site too damn long

Goddamn, post more Astrid getting reamed/sucking huge cocks off.

>white
>thin
>blonde
>cartoon
>not a massive cunt
>not a mary sue
wonder why

Right right, larp and all that of course.

I'm okay with this. How could I please a girl like a horse to begin with?

Wish I had a girl who in bed would just start touching herself, rubbing against me, telling me how much she wants a horse cock in her.

To be honest if I had a man I'd give up on the horse. According to this larp.

How does a guy hypothetically find a girl like you?

tfw no horsecock loving gf who fantasizes about them and secretly has a horsecock dildo that she plays with when she thinks i'm not around.

Feels bad man.

Why would you give up on the horse? That's boring

Horses last about a minute, if that. You can please them by going down, fingerjobs, and anal. I admit, the size discrepancy is hot as fuck, and especially so in the fat fucking loads they bust, but a human can pleasure a human better than most any animal, since like animals are means to be compatible with other like animals.

>why would you give up on some stupid animal that doesn't even last 10 seconds
Bestiality is a meme.

It's only a temporary placeholder in my life till a guy comes along. Hypothetically.

By larping yourself around farms and the countryside.

Okay, so you can sit on my face while you do that and as soon as the horse blows its load you can ride me with all that cum all over.

Just a fantasy, geez

I wish donkeychan would post again.

Everyone and their mom knows about Mr. Hands, it's common internet knowledge. You're not special.

>By larping yourself around farms and the countryside.
This sounds like a hypothetical impossibility.
>tfw I'll never get a gf addicted to horse cock

>tfw I'll never get a gf addicted to horse cock
The worst feel.

Why is it that if you look for bestiality videos, the overwhelming majority will be of white women? Like you'll see women from Lat. America and Asia doing professional bestiality videos but it's mostly, I'd say about 80%, white girls fucking dogs and other animals on camera for free.

Because they look like Astrid

I wouldn't feel cucked by anything a woman wouldn't leave me for. I wouldn't feel cucked if my gf fucked another girl in front of me. Wouldn't feel cucked if she fucked an animal. Because I know she wouldn't leave me for a woman or a dog or horse and it's more than likely just some weird fetish shit she does for fun.

Nonwhite women already fuck animals (nonwhite men).

I'd nut on you while you do it and enjoy the show. I'd view you as being on the same level as a lowly animal though. Just turns on my dominant side.

>common internet knowledge
>implying that nowadays that extends outside of google, facebook and youtube
i've seen people not know what fucking WIKIPEDIA was, and this was on kikebook

By your logic, they wouldn't be engaging in any bestiality or crimes against nature since they're fucking their own species. Seems like white girls genuinely enjoy fucking dogs.

God I wish that were me (the girI)

Because whites are the most attractive. This works for any kind of porn. Most of the horse shit is Brazilian.

>tfw no horse gf to eat out while she sucks horse cock

Thing is it would probably have to be a guy who was ok with what happened before him, but I'm not sure I'd want to be with a guy who still wanted that to happen. I mean I could do it but would I be in a serious relationship with a guy who wanted that?

Try taking farmhand work, I personally don't hire help but plenty of farms do.

Oh well, again good to know I guess.

No one cares to make beast porn of nigger women because it would be redundant.

>I mean I could do it but would I be in a serious relationship with a guy who wanted that?
Did I really just read this? You'll suck horse dick but you wouldn't want to be with a guy who likes that? Get some prespective.

>No one cares to make...
You're not getting my point. Fetish porn studios are MAKING beast porn of Asians and latinas. No one is MAKING beast porn of white girls except for white girls. It seems as if white girls just like bestiality.

>No one is MAKING beast porn of white girls except for white girls.
You clearly are retarded.

>I mean I could do it but would I be in a serious relationship with a guy who wanted that?

Please. Even just reading that is blue-balling me, why you gotta be cruel. If a guy isok with that and still wants to date you then do it.

Hypothetically all of that. But saying, it's just the way I feel. It all depends of course, depends on the guy and the relationship.

You think those "amateur" beast porn videos aren't being made and sold for money? lmao how naive.

totally delusional, wtf

What does horsey spunk taste like?

>sample
you are such a huge fucking faggot

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He's literally just some dumb incel nigger who thinks he can somehow own wypippo online, but he's too stupid to see how fucking retarded he is. Blacks are just like roasties in that regard.

Less gooey, more goopy. Think three parts condensed milk, one part whole milk, properly stirred into an homogenous solution

That's the texture what does it taste like though

imagine being a hot white girl. youre literally the most desired thing on the planet while also being the most privileged as well.

Pretty much all the beast shit you see online is for money. Zooschool, Team Russia, and a few others I forget are where a lot of the white bestiality comes from. Most of the amateur is boyfriends/husbands getting their girlfriends/wives to do stupid crap trying to make money on the internet. The overwhelmingly majority of real true amateur beast is guys fucking animals.

>get new gf
>she isn't into the ultimate degradation that is taking the knot or sucking horsecock

At least I get to piss on her and fuck her in the ass. You're a special kind of beautiful potential gf, farm girl user.

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Like fucking horse spunk what do you think
How would you describe the taste of boogers? Like fucking boogers, there ain't exactly a good comparision to be made

the original was over the size limit you bigger faggot