Why don't you just go get a black belt in BJJ so that you can break through the mire and finally feel something...

Okay Uncle Jeb, I'll be sure to clap for you on your way out. Enjoy your broken bones, lawsuits, and brain damage

I will friend. I know you'll enjoy those nuts in your face

Yikeys, user! I hope you feel better soon. That's a real reason because BJJ has the possibility of being rough on the joints. Maybe not so much at the beginning, but if you're really going after it, you can hurt yourself.

Nice. I'm a four stripe blue. I've never done any of the muay thai that my gym offers but I would if I had the time nowadays. I've watched too much UFC and boxing lately - it's started to look cool

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I've got a black belt from a mcdojo. I'm disgusted with myself.

A guy I knew was a purple belt in BJJ and tried to use it in a bar and got his head stomped on. BJJ is for gay brazilians. Do wrestling and boxing instead.

I can't watch UFC. It's sorta boring even though the MMAbros that surround me love it. I've only ever tried to watch UFC to fit in and participate in more locker room conversations so maybe that's why I find it boring.

This. Boxing and wrestling are the best foundations for street fighting, will become a killer if you master them.

Enjoy thinking your bjj will help you when you are wrestlefucking a guy and his friend soccer kicks you in the fucking head.

>belts
faggot shit.

kek, BBJ faggots BTFO

a wrestler would destroy a boxer tho

>tfw your friend pulls guard in a bar fight

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>trashes faggot martial art
>suggests even more faggoty ones
Kys, nigga
No martial art is useful at all. You should learn one for the "art", not the "martial"

Depends desu.

I only plan on getting into fights with nonwhites though and they never don't end up with more than one guy attacking the white, going to ground in that situation is dumb.

Dude, you belong on Jow Forums. That shit feels worse than being a NEET

Picking fights is dumb as fuck. It's called self-defense for a reason. In it's truest form, BJJ should allow you to survive longer in situations where you would have either gotten your head stomped in or fucking killed. Otherwise you should use it as a sport, art, and a way to express yourself.

I'm super interested in it ever since I got into BJJ. I started to feel weird about it when I realized how much betting and MMA namedropping came along with it. Couple that with all the ads that are littered throughout the octagon and the narration and I can totally see why it's annoying. I do legitimately enjoy watching two people fight and win with rules only in place to protect you so that you can fight another day (punches to the back of the head, a ref to stop the fight, etc.). To each his own though. Nobody can make you like it.

You're probably right. That's probably not what's best for a robot though. Wrestling makes you good at grappling because you need grit and determination to impose your will on another person. You go through dehydration, ruthless drilling and strength based, explosive movements. It's much less forgiving than BJJ which would help a hiki in a fight or flight moment in real life.

There isn't a single martial art that can prepare you to fight more than one person.

Just do yoga if thats your mindset you stupid faggot. At least you will be staring at hot yoga pants ass instead of sniffing sweaty spic manlet crotch.

>he plans on getting into fights
No one will miss you, wh-te boi

Not always, a boxer will lose if grabbed or taken too the ground, if boxer uses his footwork and keeps the fight standing up, he will knockout the wrestler.
This is simply untrue. There's nigger who jump whites, niggers who fight one on one, whites who jump niggers, and whites who fight one on one. There's more to reality than Jow Forums

Striking is much better at handling multiple opponents and end fights quickly. Then again I'm no street fight expert. But if you're going to only learn one martial art I think striking is the way to go. Even if you're really good at throws and takedowns I feel like only knowing how to grapple is more of a handicap then only knowing how to strike.

>picking fights bla bla

Why did you assume bjj friend was picking a fight? You are genuinely fucking dumb if you think your bjj is going to get you out of most situations where you will actually have to defend yourself. Your dumb shit bjj trainers have you brainwashed.

>There isn't a single martial art that can prepare you to fight more than one person.

There's literally half a dozen videos on Youtube where guys with good hands knock out multiple attackers. You will not find a single video of someone using wrestlefucking against 2 attackers. I CAN show you a video where 2 cops with one class worth of instruction manage to submit a pro bjjer on the ground.

>That is simply untrue.

Shut the fuck up retard.

There's nothing wrong with belts. You can feel free to do Nogi which doesn't conventionally use belts. They would probably prove them to you ceremonially. Care to explain why your no-belt opinion is superior?

Nothing is guarenteed in fighting. There are plenty of strikers that excel in the UFC and there are plenty of grapplers that do too. That's actually what makes Connor vs Khabib so interesting. Which one of them will be better at imposing their will?

If you ever pull guard in a real fight, you're either not respecting your opponent or you really just don't understand the basics of self-defense.

PROTIP: It starts with distance management. Having someone in your guard might be better than having them mounting you, but it's worse than standing up and being more than an arms length away

This is probably the more comfy place to be. At least until you pop that first boner and the instructor walks by. The purpose of a good martial art like BJ is so that you get to experience what Tyron Woodely felt in the OP

The #1 most effective move in a street fight is the ability to turn your back and sprint away

Based user speaks the truth
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>The #1 most effective move in a street fight is the ability to turn your back and sprint away

Good luck defending your wife and kids by running away you fucking cuck. Of course I'm on r9k so almost nobody here will have either of those.

Also I really would love to see you turn around and run away when you are within someone's striking distance.

You're a fucking retard if you think this is how the world works. Get the fuck off Jow Forums for once, you're an internet tough guy. I'm sure in real life you're a pussy

>Dude you belong on Jow Forums
To be fair I was a young teen and didn't know any better, I always had suspicions though. The "master" would unironically talk about chi and how I'd have a lot of it if I purchased the next belt.

Looking on the good side, I became very fit doing those classes.

Maybe your friend went to a McDojo. There's no reason to give up your distance to an opponent in a real fight. He was retarded, for sure.

youtube.com/watch?v=71bq1LYIX8g

>but he struck the first person! It wasn't BJJ

He was using distance management. It's fundamental to self defense

If it's like that then carry a gun, you fucking retard. Street fights are absolutely retarded. Also
>Clench
>Push
>Run

Why did you get in the pocket in the first place?

Way to look on the bright side! How long did it take you to get the "black belt"?

>How long did it take?
1 and a half years lol

>just carry a gun lol
More bjj (blowjobjitsu) cope.

I'm sure in real life you suck big nigger dicks you fag cuck.

This video proves that boxing and wrestling are better for a street fight, any knuckle dragger knows how to do a choke hold

>Maybe your friend went to a McDojo. There's no reason to give up your distance to an opponent in a real fight.

Its impossible for you to maintain distance when you are wrestlefucking someone on the ground you absolute retard. Thanks for making my point for me.

Good comeback, retard. You're mad you can't fight in real life so you take your anger out on the internet.
>inb4 he say's i'm projecting or something along those lines

Oof! That is a literal scam.

Yes carry a gun. What the fuck? You really intend to use your fists to protect your family? You want to get into the pocket and exchange punches to protect your wife and children? You want to risk a lucky hit, a staggering blow, or a dirty hit for whether or not your little baby has a daddy?

You're hopeless.

The hooks in are a BJJ move.

Sure. GG

You are projecting, and you also take fat loads in your ass.

underhooks are in both boxing and wrestling. It's part of clinching

Sure, any Jow Forums retard who starts losing an argument goes straight to the "youre projecting" meme.

Sure they are, but that's not what he used. He put his legs in before going for the choke. That's not wrestling or boxing. That was BJJ that he used in a 2v1 fight.

Does anybody with an actual brain want to talk about BJJ instead of a bunch of Hikkis arguing about street fights they'll never even get close to?

I don't have a car and I live in a place with shitty public transport. The nearest gym is like 20 miles away.

I've wanted to, but it's not feasible.

>The hooks in are a BJJ move.

This is what bjj niggers actually believe. You are as bad as kung fu faggots.

Protip: Brazilian monkies didnt invent grappling moves that have existed in catch wrestling and Judo for hundreds of years. The only thing bjjers can claim to have invented is being dumb enough to pull guard.

Try /hm/ or /lgbt/ if you want to discuss your homo sport.

yeah and I'm sure you're in street fights all the time, right? It was a 1v1 because he knocked the first guy out with boxing by the way, he didn't "use BJJ in a 2v1"

As for the "legs in" he just wrapped his legs around his like anyone would do, this isn't some next level BJJ mastery you fucking faggot
I would recommend you do this

Robots should start out running before they get into martial arts. Running is useful.

There's also no worm guard, rubber guard, and really limited leg locks in Judo. Sambo has leg locks, sure, but you never go both Judo shit and leg lock shit in the same place until BJJ

I roll with women too sometimes

I'm not. I think street fights are fucking retarded 100% of the time. I think weapons and running are much more effective in getting you back home at night so you can make fun of wagies on Jow Forums

He fought two people in a street fight and used BJJ while doing it. You're too picky.

>like anyone would do

Fuck yourself, faggot. I just want to talk about a martial art I enjoy doing and you're too busy chimping out to let us discuss a hobby we enjoy. You're acting like Chad when we want to talk about Magic the Gathering

>worm guard, rubber guard,

Gay and retarded shit, thats why only bjj has it.

Ok I guess you're kinda right, I'm being a dick head. This board is supposed to be our safeplace, sorry user. If BJJ makes you happy, keep doing it

Alright alright leave the poor fag alone, he sound's like he's gonna an hero

BJJ is legit, but none those RNC setups would have worked against someone who isn't retarded.

Judo:
A bunch of ceremonial stuff. Paying dues to an international federation. Only for sport use in gi. A bunch of boring bowing shit.

BJJ:
Protects cops
youtube.com/watch?v=vOL7wmCMXss

Most exciting sport grappling moments possible
watchbjj.com/rolling/vagner-rocha-delivers-slap-tko-at-combat-jiu-jitsu-worlds/

Mackenzie Dern
youtube.com/watch?v=gwCld0c8dt4

And Tyron Woodely wouldn't have defeated Darren Till without it either.

I unironically did boxing and BJJ from ages 10 to 19 and then quit.
My uncle was so pissed because martial arts is basically his life and I think he was happy to see me progress as well, but I wanted more time to commit to music.
I'm 6'3" and at 19 I was built like a truck. Now I'm a twig two years later because I don't exercise at all. Being a twig is alright I guess. So is BJJ, I kind of preferred boxing though.

>implying Till wasn't getting his face smashed in the whole fight
Just stop now, faggot

>And Tyron Woodely wouldn't have defeated Darren Till without it either.

Woodley was able to sub Till because he was already rocked up by a massive overhand right and about 3 min. of ground and pound. That's a bit different than running behind someone on a subway and grabbing their neck, which wouldn't work against anyone who knows shit.

Do you ever miss it user?

It's a bit different than a self-defense situation, but in the Octagon, to be able to 1) GET THE TAKEDOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE and 2) Retain a dominant position for 3 minutes against a world class athlete like Till means that you have great BJJ. Maybe wrestling will do it, but Woodley proves that BJJ does it just fine at the highest caliber of athlete.

That's a damn shame, user. You should be doing some kind of exercise even if it's not martial arts. It's healthy!

No, not really. I like music more. There were positives of course, but it wasn't really my thing. I still have my trophies though. The instructors (my uncle included) can be kind of arrogant and rude sometimes, at least where I went, but I may just have a problem with authority.
My uncle hassles me about taking it up again still.

1. BJJ has nothing to do with the takedown, it's wrestling
2. Till was already rocked and woodley was already in a good position, all he had to do was keep his weight on top of the half dazed Till

>GET THE TAKEDOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE

He didn't take Till down. He knocked him down with a punch to the face. Most subs in MMA happen on fighters that are already seriously rocked. Demian Maia is pretty much the only guy in the UFC that tries to take down and sub fresh opponents, and if it doesn't work, like his last 3 fights, he's fucked.

I'm not trying to bash BJJ because grappling is an important part of fighting, but it certainly not the end all be all. You could argue that striking is more important since all fights start on the feet.

Run if you're far enough away, beg for your life if you're close. Guy could have a knife pulled if you're close and that would mean you would be dead no matter what martial arts you know. Because anyone with a bit of experience will lead in with their free hand before stabbing you.

I can't. My backbone is fucked.