Any Recent Mires Lads?

I always see different girls looking at me in the mirror's reflection at the gym. My inner sperg just thinks that I look retarded or something, but is this a subtle way girls check out dudes at the gym?

This is why I swiped left.
She is attractive but not worth the drama.

Similar story
>go clubbing with friends
>a few people stayed at my place overnight instead of going home (we shared a cab, way cheaper for all of us
>I just want to sleep, I don't care who sleeps on the couch and who sleeps in my bed
>some girl I have a few classes with ends up in my bed
>first few minutes nothing, than she starts seeking body contact, gets closer, puts her arm on my chest
>I do not react
>she gets more aggressive, starts caressing my upper body, puts her leg over my groin starts kissing my shoulder
>I push her softly back and tell her that I'm really tired
>next morning as if nothing happened
>two weeks later at another party I meet some chick and we make out at the bar
>she sees this, starts crying and leaves the party
>since then she kinda ingores me and her best friend too
>probably talked shit about me

>"yep, still got it. Looking good, ladies!"

kek

>Be me, HS teacher taking my class on Biology field trip in Nature Park
>Group of 3 kids with learning disabilities stay on path to keep distance from normie kids
>Normie kids abuse them otherwise
>Decide to let them do it since I need to keep an on female kids
>They mentioned some weird burly man ran by them at high speed staring directly at them while laughing earlier
>Notice in peripherals something coming down the path at speed
>Burly man collides with autismo rolliepollie kid at high speed
>He yells back "excuse me" as diabetic autismo child collapses while panicking into a bush
>Hear Wild Wild West by Will smith blasting from parking lot as a smart car speeds off

Kek

I’ll have you know it’s an Oldsmobile

not sure if counts or not

>get to gym after work, is rammed (commercial gym)
>decide to make most of it and do chest and arms since that’s all that was free
>get huge pump and become aware that I’m the biggest guy in there at that time
> notice eyes on me whichever direction I look in, guys and girls. Some through mirrors, all look away when I notice

Notice people “””miring””” fairly often but never to this extent, I’m still a sperg at heart lads, did not like it at all
How do I learn to take compliments and not be awkward about these situations?

You sound like the same type of guy I went to HS with that got arrested for statutory rape. Keep that rep strong with the 14 year olds!

Truly stop caring about what other people think and find validation in the satisfaction and pride you have from your own actions.
Good luck gaining that on this board

Today, don't know if it counts
>Walk into gym at peak hour
>Approach Bench
>Gym is weird, no knurling on bar
>Do only logical thing to ensure Grip won't give out while Benching Heavy weight
>Bend over and spit on bar in both places where my hands will be
>Assume position
>realise overestimated grip width
>proceed to debench and apply spit once more
>Sit on Bench, realizing ton of people are staring at me
>Miring my ingenuity

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Just start growling at random moments and as a response whenever people say stuff to you.

They'll instinctively avert their gaze out of fear and respect.

>Pure Alpha

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cringe

KeK

>be me
>college gym
>lifting 7 days a week for almost a year
>dyel by Jow Forums standards but normies tell me I'm jacked
>deadlift day
>working a huge pump and my arms look like a roadmap
>notice 5'2 qt Latina constantly mirrin
>whenever I walk past her she stares at me and holds eye contact
>figure it's my imagination
>4th time I walk past her she holds my gaze and bites her lip
>smile and continue my workout
>get an easy PR

Never have I been mirred so hard in my life. It pushed me to work even harder

>at the end of high-rep workout
>pumped af
>glistening with sweat
>get in separate room with mirrors to do final hammer curls and bb curls
>pumped as fuck
>notice 35-40 yo woman take a seat at the machine right by the doorway to my room
>stare at me 90% of the time there
>mfw godlike lighting right where I'm standing
>mfw I later left the room and saw that her chubby husband was glaring angrily at her, probably saw her watching me the entire time

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Heh. This happened last week

>at gym, doing deadlifts
>cutie cardio bunny looks at barbell I'm using and asks "how much weight is that!?"
>"200 pounds''
>"WOW THATS A LOT!"
>push out a solid rep
>look over at her and say "man that is a lot huh?" And wink at her.
>she nervously looks away
>havent seen her since. But I know she has probably been thinking about it since

>in locker room
>two black dudes enter
>one comes up and says yo man your arms are serious
>say thank you, introduce myself

guess I made friends

You didn’t even get her name?

Geralt and Yennefer

>gf introduces me to some gay looking model friend of hers
>first thing he says is "you have an amazing physique"
>didntexpectthesemires.jpg

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The boomer pill is a wonderful thing.

>>"200 pounds''
>>"WOW THATS A LOT!"
she was making fun of you , dude.

Lol ok. 200 pounds is 90% of my bodyweight. So it's pretty above average

Nice bait.

i've been gone too long. i can't tell if people are this retarded and weak or if the nu/fit/ trolls just don't tingle my dingles

care to help a discouraged Jow Forumsizen out? all questions are about how to approach x situation in a club
>how do i start a convo with a girl
>is it appropriate to offer a ciggie
>what do if i can`t dance at all
>what is the go to strategy if you are with a real friend who got your back

fuckng kek nice one

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'discouraged'
nigga, you're straight up autistic.

It's just like the gym user. He might be your best bro, but that doesn't mean you can work in at his max when you (obviously) never train the lift

>>lifting 7 days a week for almost a year
why. you do realize your muscle builds when you rest right?

based

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Is that an actual thing?

Y-you're supposed to spit on your hands...

Two girls told me these days that i should model or ‘have you ever thought about modeling’. Some teenager on the street said ‘daddy dont mess with my head’ when i accidentally made bit long eye contact with her on the street. Honestly it does nothing and i cant feel anything because no mires come from the one girl i like. She isnt interested in me at all ;(

Not sure if you're so autistic you don't realize she was hitting on you, or if you just like putting women down...

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>Tfw either not getting mires or too autistic to notice
>dad says he sees girls miring me all the time whenever we go out
>never see any girls even glance at me

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I was doing weighted chin-ups (90 lbs 4x5) and some thicc Hispanic cutie walked up to me and said "I just want to watch"

>tfw too autistic to look at girls to check if they mirin, always just look at the ground or something in the distance

the chad thousand yard stare

> go to grocery store
> park my car, start to get out
> two girls yell "hey sexy" from across the lot
> dont think into it, didnt think it was about me
> about to enter store
> they pull up next to me
> "my friend thinks youre hot"
was nice

I also had this fantasy

>be me
>pretty dyel by my standards
>going to audition wearing a black wife beater
>they wanted an athletic bad guy
>walking down hallway to casting office
>giant skelly black guy walking towards me
>face buried in phone
>I'm to autistic to say anything
>he looks up right before he runs into me
>he says Oh sorry big dog.

Never been called big anything so I'm gonna take it as a mire
been pushing myself extra hard since my buddy visited and got me excited to get in shape (he's a beast now)

yeah they miring

>After workout insane fucking pump shoulders looking like boulders
>go to supermarket grab some chikin breasts and stand in self service line
>in front of me 3 HS girls
>feeling Alpha AF, endorphins overcome social anxiety and autism
>decide that I will try looking at them for a few moments just to see what they look like
>one of them notices that im looking and stares at me dead in the eye
>okay bitch ez lets go
>like 5seconds pass of us just staring at each other
>feels like my heart is going to explode, she completely stared me into submission, look down in utter defeat
>finish checking out
>hear them say "Yeah, he's not good looking but he's fit"
fucking made it lads

>wild wild west by will smith
my fucking sides

>>feeling Alpha AF, endorphins overcome social anxiety and autism
>>decide that I will try looking at them for a few moments just to see what they look like
alpha as fuck user

Not a tinder story but a chad moment

>be me
>started a new college course, school of medicine
>with a friend that I was in school with, a Romanian guy
>first day of course
>notice an Arab qt sitting in our lecture hall
>9/10 facial aesthetics, skinny, not dressed like a slut but I can see she has a good body
>me and my friend are miring, she turns and looks at us
>all the guys in the course try to get with her
>blows them all off
>my friend asks her to go for coffee
>she says yes
>my friend is buzzing to go
>we have a lab, he goes off for his coffee and I go to the library
>I ask him how it went
>pic related

Feels good even though I have a gf

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Fucking slag mate, fuck her and send nudes to your boy for cucking him

I’m so jealous. Mire threads really motivate more than any other to stop eating like shit.

Based homosexual
The cucking was unintentional though
I sent him this last night

Honestly I don’t want to LARP as some 6’4 shredded Chad bodybuilder
Pic related is my body. It’s just because I’m good looking and can be charming sometimes

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pic needs to shave their fucking chest and get a tan

>blows them all off
*up

girl at the front desk mire me, cute 10/10 bank teller fem fatalle mires me as well. feels good man.

kek

I don’t expect anyone to be superhuman, mirin those shoulders though damn

I’m Irish I will never get a tan
Girls love my chest hair
I also have a huge chest gap that is filled in with hair

>disgusting ottermode
>dress /fa/
>great face
>girls tell my friends they want to sleep with me 9/10 times
>be me
>Walking in a park with my gf's best friend
>tells me i'm beautiful at least 3 times
>we have a lot of things in common
>break up with gf
>she texts me asking if i want to go see a movie with her
>decline
Figured she'd either bring my ex to make things right, maybe she just wanted to fuck. Wasn't in the mood for drama. Is this autistic or chad?

First of all the least important thing you should worry about is what to talk about. You know these statistics that only 7% of cummunication is verbal and the rest is nonverbal? Not sure about the percentages but I can confirm it. This is where we Jow Forumsizens have an advantage to the average guy. Due to our training we should have great posture, we should be more masculine, make her feeel like a little girl slightly intimidated by our presence. This is just your body doing the work. Other nonverbal communication things that are way more important than the things that you say is eye contact, it is your voice and tonality, being comfortable with touching her, eliminating cues of an insecure person like fast talking, leaning in, closed body language and so on. All of this is nonverbal. Believe me, if you fix this it doesn't matter what you say

>>how do i start a convo with a girl
Read above. A club is a loud invironment so it is even more important to communicate nonverbally. Sometimes I don't even have to start a convo. Eye contact, smile and if she shows interest you lead her to the dance floor. Clubbing should be fun and if you and your friends have fun women are more inclined to join you.
>>is it appropriate to offer a ciggie
I would avoid everything that shows her that you want something in return. Offering a cigarette or drink so she stays a few minutes for a chat won't improve your chances. In some cases it even kills your chances because the girl stays as long as is need (that is the nice thing to do after someone offered you a drink/cigarette) but if there is no attraction at all she will feel uncomfortable, you will sense that and feel uncomfortable, people around you will sense that and especially other women will see this whole uncofortable situation.
>>what do if i can`t dance at all
Learn how to dance. Or avoid clubs and focus on bars to get laid.
>>what is the go to strategy if you are with a real friend who got your back
Simple. Having fun.

>he's not good looking but he's fit

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>driving home from gym on a Friday night
>stop for fuel at a truck stop
>see some 7/10 brunette checking me out from across the carpark
>early 20's, tight body and wearing jeans that look sprayed on, can see the outline of her bra under her top.
>"Hey big guy."
>h-hey
>"Do you want your dick sucked?"
>y-you too
>panic, nearly take off without paying

And that is the story of my first encounter with a literal whore. I would have liked to have got my dick sucked, too, but my spergery ruined a sure thing.

Bruh not only did you save money, but probably avoided some nasty std also

>had glasses since 10
>Switch to contacts
>Girls literally staring at me for 3-4 s or till I look back at them
>Turn heads while walking in public

Wtf
Didn't even get this much attention after I got a better frame and body

a man with principle

You're right. I just can't believe I spilled my spaghetti on a ho. Got to work on them social gains so I wont act like a deer in headlights.

Maybe you had some ugly looking glasses. I see this a lot, good looking guys ruining it all with ugly glasses.

>how do i start a convo with a girl
My go to is I approach a group, act sorta drunk and say 'oh my god, did any of you see those two girls fighting outside?', they'll ask what was going on, say something like 'yeah, these two girls, one was blonde, one was brunette, and they started fighting over this short guy who just stood there laughing'. What you want is for one to ask 'what were they wearing?' or 'were they wearing x?' this is your in, describe something generic then go along with it when they say it could've been [their friend], ask some follow on questions, then transition into asking why they've come out that night, if it's a special occasion etc etc. Dismiss yourself, grab a drink, then swing back later on, ask how the nights going, and see if they wanna go dance or go to a new club and if you can tag along.
>is it appropriate to offer a ciggie
Never done it, but unless it's my last one I'll let a girl have one. I never use this as an in though I will try and act friendly or make a joke if possible
>what do if i can't dance at all
pic related

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They were half frame. But they did hide my slightly higher cheekbones

Bruh this some looking good ladies boomer shit

uwotm8?

Holy shit this, I can barely stand how I look in glasses after a couple of years with contacts

Reckon some people simply can’t look good in glasses. Think for me it’s because I have a pretty large nose

I'm really confused if this is a troll or serious. Both would suit Jow Forums.

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>gf's rich uncle and aunt visit her while they are in town for a cruise
>The aunt is a dolled tanned skinny women. For her age she is attractive
>We are eating lunch and she ask me what I do for work
>"So are you like an instructor or something?"
>"Instructor?"
>"Y-yeah like a fitness instructor?"
>Tell her I am not
>"Oh it just you have really big arms"
gf tells me later that aunt told her that she was glad she was with a handsome man.

Yes, three this week and I don't know why. I've had a few minor aesthetic gains around the shoulder area but I also feel I've also put on a little bit of fat. Do girls not like skinny guys any more? Also not to mention I feel like I have a disgusting face.

Give her the D

Just flex a 'cep

These threads are always fun but never lift for women mate, that's a big mistake. You need to lift so you become glorious and fvcking massive, not so chicks will care about you(that's just an added bonus)

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>he cute

holy fuck you mean nightmare right? i would of spaghettid so hard

I think i'm making it bros.
I've really worked on myself over the last year and i catch more mires by the day
Things i can remember from the last 2 weeks.

>walking home from the gym
>girl walking on the other side of the road in the same direction
>catch her looking at me
>crosses street, says hi and asks some random question where she could find a particular store even which would have taken like 3 seconds to look up on her phone
>answer her
>she smiles at me, keeps walking next to me and awkwardly tries to make smalltalk

>catch 6/10 chubby girl glancing at me everytime i see her at the gym
>last time i saw her she coincidentally left at the same time as me
>walking home and she passes me, slows down and starts glancing back at me every couple of steps

>be grocery shopping
>standing in checkout line
>cute girl gets in line behind me
>keeps bumping into me while putting her stuff on the band
>says sorry and smiles at me
>answer no worries and take a few steps out of her way
>she just closes the cap and continues bumping into me
>smiles again as i leave

Jokes on all of them i'm still too autistic to act on anything

Happened today desu
>Arm wrestling with classmate and win
>Arms looking bredi good desu
>Hottie blonde from class watches as I decimate some skeleton in armwrestling
>Later taking a photo next to some photo wall cause some event going on at school
>Same chick tells me to flex my arms
>Tell her I can't since I've got a hoodie on and it won't show
>"Yeah, the sleeves would just rip up once you flexed em ;) "
>Egoboost.exe

Man that felt good, cause that's what I've been going for for months now

its real. its pick up artist shit, but it does actually work supposedly.

It used to be PUA shit. But anyone who still uses this shit is an idiot. These scripted lines are known for years, MTV used them in their shows, women heard them at least once...this is some cringeworthy advice.

Sorta
>Go on tinder date
>can tell she likes the look of me
>End up talking about all sorts of things we have in common
>think im falling in love
>realize near the end of the night I made no flirtatious moves
>When I drop her off she immediately goes for a hand shake

Jow Forums helped get the date, but my autistic inattention to social ques ruined it

Make up some mysterious bs like “I had a lot on my mind, really enjoyed the night, lets go out again”

To late, week later today, sent her a text couple days ago to hang out, she asked what I had in mind and I suggested lunch or hiking.

No response 2 days later so im just gonna leave it be

Yes, joke's on them.. haha

>be strong but not that great facial aesthetics
>married tho so it doesn’t matter
>with group of friends
>they randomly start talking about me
>lol how many 5th graders could user fight before he got tired
>several of their gf’s have touched my arms/pecs before. Bros fuckin hate it but they tolerate it since I’m married
>wife’s parents
>user can you help move this furniture
>oh to be young and strong again
>girl at work, my age, hot
>worst infractions
>share cubicle
>do you wrap your wife up like a pretzel when you fuck
>giggling constantly
>tries to hold my arm walking to the copier
>bakes me cookies all the time
>talks about wishing her bf lifted
>bends over with her ass in my face all the time
>leans on my desk when she’s wearing low cut shit
>boob has grazed my forearm 3 times

I’m too fucking autistic to deal with this shit, my wife thinks it’s funny when I sperg out and tell her about it, says I’m awkward as fuck but she loves me. Also she says people fuck with me all the time because they know they can get an awkward response. I don’t know how to cope with being Jow Forums lads, it’s hard.

Got called cute by two underage girls on my way home, what mean? I'll probably think about this way too much since I can't remember the last time I got female attention.