Why not become a police officer, user?

>why don't you suck the dick of the elite and tell yourself you're serving the community

No. I'd join the fucking marines before I'd ever be a traitorous cop

>Won ww2

Nothing in your lifetime?

winning world war 2 has obviously a huge impact on today's society.
>Nothing in your lifetime?
I just mentioned this because you are most likely not familiar with the politics of my country. The communist party here has won through strikes major concessions and working rights. Doesn't matter if you like it or not, if you're a worker your interests lie with the workers. If you're a boss your interests lie with the bourgeoisie

>police officer
>respect
Pick one fag, people hate you and feel the least safe when one of you is around, unless there is a nigger around too, so they know that the nigger is the main objective

Why would I wanna give my life to a community that has treated me unfairly

Why would anyone ever want to be a pig

ANYTHING TO GET ME TO JOIN THE MACHINE HUH!??!! AAAAAAAHHHH

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Police work is for NPCs.

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>Better pay than military
Lmao nah

I was once arrested by an officer because someone else at my school said I was dangerous. I didn't even do anything but got held in a jail for like two days. One time a cop beat up my dad. One time my granddad beat up a cop, though, so it kind of evens out I guess.

I'd do it to beat up chads legally
>All these mad commies and nigs ITT

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Is being a wagecuck or just another NEET any better?

I'm not good with people, the stress would kill me having to mediate, etc.

Be the change you wish to see. Or don't.

>become cop
>impromptu fist fights with homeless and vagrants
>impromptu shootouts with niggers and spics
>impromptu arguments on the side of busy interstates with whites who think they are above speeding citations
>impromptu shouting matches with shitskin prosecutors during cross examinations who think you killing murderous niggers and spics is a sin
>constantly defending your job in front of shitskin city councils who want to decrease your pay while the city crime rate increases
>double nigger white journalists for the new york times and cnn steadily doxxing cops for shooting niggers in the act of killing innocent people

nah, no thanks

>2015+3
>Being uniform and not a Detective

Lids out, only detective can be robots.

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Become a mindless minion of a corruption innfested system?

No thanks.

Because i'm not gay and don't want to be raped.

Gay sexual harassment and rape is extremely common inside police force. It's almost a sort of initiation for newbies.

there's huge competition to become a cop in Australia
all you will ever be is a cop having to deal with cunts like davo dinkum and habib everyday

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Because I'd rather die to a sandnigger than a monkey.

Also lots of reds in this thread, interesting.

nothing inherently corrupted with putting darkies in their place

Because my frame is too small, I'm a brainlet and I have autism which pretty much excludes me in all ways

hierarchy is natural and spiritual fulfillment will never come in the form of material value, little understand this

because a lot of the laws I'd be expected to enforce are retarded and/or gay

cringe and bluepilled redditor commie

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this is horrible though, whatever happened to "i don't agree with what you say but you have the right to say it?"

>"i don't agree with what you say but you have the right to say it?"
sounds like something a dirty commie would say

commies would throw you in a gulag for being anything but a socialist or even the wrong type of socialist. Its self defense and nothing more to oppress them.

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Apart from the autism that describes all the cops I know. Smart cunts become officers, hard cunts join the military and manlets with power fantasy become cops to beat niggers and bust young chads for a gram of dope

>You have to talk to people
No thank you

like what ?
>inb4 muh weed

and you're just as bad and a hypocrite, literally argue your points about how great capitalism is

>tfw capitalcucks and commieniggers hijack the thread
plz no

>hurr durr if you kill a killer the amount of killers in the world stay the same
imagine unironically being this tarded.
I don't need to argue for capitalism in any case but one of liberty. In capitalism no one is forced to do anything for anyone else. That in itself makes it more moral than any other economic system.

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>Land of muh freedomz

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no matter what the reply is, you'll have a cached response ready to shoot it down
dumb NPC

The right to self defense is one of the most fundamental freedoms.
Commies will kill libertarians if they gain power and are constantly threatening violent revolution.
Therefore it is self defense and morally justified to kill them

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>In capitalism no one is forced to do anything for anyone else
>Get back to work!
Yea bruh, it's not like people feel compelled to work or else they starve.
>Commies will kill libertarians if they gain power and are constantly threatening violent revolution.
Doesn't this also work backwards? If they get power, then the revolution has already succeeded, and the only task for the communist is to suppress counter-revolution. Let's not forget about the times the capitalist class violently overthrew the previous order of monarchs, royals, and aristocrats, then we come up with these post hoc justifications for such violence such as rights like self-defense and private property. This is ideology.

>implying just anyone can become a cop

Idk about you guys but in my area it's like a union or mafia, need to know someone and have connections to get in. I knew a few people who studied "police foundations" (at community college) or criminology at uni and did not get into their target law enforcement related fields, as well as a pretty big slacker who was hired immediately after hs because his uncle was in the force or something

As for me, I could never do that kind of work (deal with dangerous dregs of society all day) and would badly fail the pre-employment polygraph anyways.

>it's like a
>"like"

It is better to starve to death than enslave the farmer.
Since the dawn of time its been work or die, that's just nature.
Also you can live off the land or do literally anything within the law to stay alive if you refuse to work.
why do you feel entitled to the work of the farmer, do you think your life is important enough to enslave others while you do nothing? What have you contributed to make such a claim.

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communism doesn't work but no one's really prepared to do actual capitalism and it'd probably be a nightmare anyway
this argument is retarded

>I knew a few people who studied "police foundations" (at community college) or criminology at uni and did not get into their target law enforcement related fields, as well as a pretty big slacker who was hired immediately after hs because his uncle was in the force or something

It's an institution, but institutions are run by people. The whole gamut of people you know from the scumbag assholes to the moderately decent. Would you trust yourself to run things ideally?

well not every country lets anyone become a cop after a week course
Being a cop is a serious job and require serious people ans takes years of training and education

Also secondly, in a world of capitalist abundance few go without and those who do are helped by social programs and charity. Pure libertarianism would cut that down to just charity but still in an ideal society even the lazy will scrape by in a capitalist society.

that's never going to be an issue
the question is "do you trust cops" and if you're not retarded the answer is "no, I do not trust cops"
I'm not going to be a nuisance and post examples of cops killing and raping people, but you'd have to be a grade-A idiot moron to not be extremely wary around them
also don't talk to cops if you're not a lawyer

>>It is better to starve to death than enslave the farmer.
Enslavement is not what I'm suggesting. You've probably heard this a million times but what I'm implying is a world we live in where we have opportunities that are blocked off and the options are to live under someone else's will. I'm sure you understand what extortion or pressure is, yes? If the government or some rich person owns the land, then what you can or cannot do regarding the land is determined by someone else. I work for the government through paying my taxes, or I proffer a share of the harvest to the landowner.
>capitalist abundance
There isn't such a thing by admission of other prominent capitalist economists who study the allocation of scarce resources.

You don't have to be rich to own land. No one pressures anyone into being a wagie, you do so by choice. You have a plethora of other choices including charity, starting a business, living innawoods, living with a shit ton of roomates, living with family, accepting social security (if your country has it) or moving to a socialist shithole where you can starve.
The right to own land is legitimate but i may concede might need to be limited to a certain amount of acres per person. In a libertarian society where less land is owned federally land would be much cheaper and come without taxes. Meaning you could have shelter from a 1 time payment if you are willing to build your home yourself like all of your ancestors did.

Also:
>shoot blacks for free

The pay is not good enough for me to deal with violent niggers every day.

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ive been a neet too long and my large employment gap would automatically disqualify me

Can't 11 convictions.

>this is your brain on too much ideology

Zizek would be ashamed of you

You need frontline experience as a patrolman before you get to be a detective.

>Commies will kill libertarians if they gain power and are constantly threatening violent revolution.

literally this

Lemme guess, you have never gone hungry, have ya.

>communism doesn't work but no one's really prepared to do actual capitalism and it'd probably be a nightmare anyway

Except, you know, the people who built all Civilization.

im hungry right now, little bitch

>that feel when you share board with a bunch of dumb fucking commies who dont understand economics, the international banking system, and probably have credit card or student debt

I police myself.

You have to do a test on the end of HS to enter the police force in my country and the standards are so fucking high i never would.
Besides, i'd never make the physical standards either as i'm a skellington and i'm too much of a pussy to risk getting stabbed by druggies of anarchokiddies, who are spread everywhere and start shit every day with the cops all day

>Power and respect
>Serving your community
pffffthahaha please. I don't wanna see a dumbass robot go full retard and kill someone "accidentally" or get decked by a nigger and have your shit get ran up. Leave that bullshit to the dumb normalfaggots that think they're actually serving their community.

I'm going into the Coast Guard, and then afterwards I'm going to try police and hopefully work my way to either S.W.A.T or a detective.

If you want to enslave farmers don't act all pissy when farmers throw you from rotary aircraft soiboi

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