Anyone here ever had sex?

anyone here ever had sex?

is it as good as people make it out to be?

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no, i've never had sex before

i haven't had sex in 24 years

First time when I was 13. Only lasted a few minutes sweaty gross you have to clean up the fluids and it can be awkward. Sex is overrated.

yes. its harder to find than you would think though. even if the girl is hot and she is active and does porn shit like moan a lot or dirty talk the best sex ive ever had was with someone i loved and who loved me as well. theres a different level to that kind of intimacy and it made me understand why people make such a big deal of it and why songs poems are written about love and sex

It's nice to have sex, but once you've had a lot of it you don't feel a need for it like when you're young and inexperienced.

When i was like 15 woth some escorts
Meh it was ok but not enough to keep wasting money
But maybe is because i am a very boring person so..

Lost mine at 19 to a twenty year old girl who was also really, really sexy. Breaking the hymen was annoying but after a few times we really figured it out and had so much fun

>anyone here ever had sex?
Yes
>is it as good as people make it out to be?
No, it's overated as fuck, and most drugs are far better.

One time I caught a glimpse of a woman's pride, I was plunged into an alternate dimension to slave away for my crimes for 49 years, worth it tho

It can be worse than doing nothing, or the best part of your day. It really depends on your mood, your feelings towards the other person, the buildup, how sensitive your dick currently is, and how good both of you are at sex. Throw drugs and love into the mix and you're talking about sex worth the work to achieve.

This pretty much. Enjoyable cardio when everything's right.

>anyone here ever had sex?

Yes with about 13 different girls, hundreds of times. (was in a long term relationship for about 3 years where we fucked at least twice every day nearly)

>is it as good as people make it out to be?

Had sex hundreds of times, could count literally the "mind blown" sex times on my fingers.

>most drugs are far better.

Yep. Sex on drugs is very fun and it's where my "mind blown sex" has mostly come from.

There are too many normalfags on this board.

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there isn't really anything that tops good pussy in life.

I'm pretty sure that Jow Forums is now 95% literal dumb zoomer normalfag teenagers.
Sad.

Sex is only worth a shit if it's with someone you love and care for. If you don't trust me, go find a hooker. Wrap it up and fuck her.

Best feeling in the universe. Not even close. Drugs are 2nd best feeling.

Not if it goes in her. But that makes a whole new set of issues. Use a condom

some shit drugs you've got there lad

It's pretty meh. Generally death grip wanking to deviant tranny porn is more efficient

Lost my virginity 3 months ago to my now gf. Met her on tinder. We are both pretty average looking, I'm autistic and shes emotionally unstable so we are a good match.

First time I fucked her I wasn't able to cum because of the nerves. In general sex is pretty nice but people hype it up way too much.

>Inb4 you cant be a robot and have a gf/not be a virgin
>Inb4 get off my board normie

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>In general sex is pretty nice but people hype it up way too much.

Lost my virginity when I was 19

Yep, pretty much.

Robot turned normie here, I have had sex with a condom multiple and it definitely is not as good as it's made out to be, I have to admit that the sex wasn't very quality, we were both virgins the first time and the times after were comparable to masturbation, really not much better. I believe sex with someone more experienced would be much more pleasure.

how tight was she user? and how long did you last?

Maybe that's just me, but I really didn't feel like it was worth the hassle. Feels pretty good, but no women knows my dick better than myself, so jerking off is what I aim for if I'm looking for pleasure. My most amusing sexual experience so far was fingering my gf since I didn't have to worry about my own lack of pleasure doing it and she reacted pretty well. Also maybe she's just bad at it, who knows.

>Sex tier list:
>S tier
Good blowjob
>A tier
Sex
>B tier
Handjob
Blowjob
>C tier
Anything with a condom on

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Yes but it was gay
Everything people say about it being better with someone who you love and who loves you is true.

My pleasure in sex is greatly dimished by the fact that I was forcibly circumsized, hold me bros

sex is like everything else - it can be shit or it can be amazing. Think of the worst movie you ever saw, now think of the best. That's the kind of difference between good sex and bad sex.

It's difficult to find someone with whom you can have awesome sex, but man, when you find that... it is life-altering.